Pet Peeve - "I've never . . . but"

[Copper10-8]

I wonder if there is a comfy chair and soft pillows in the naughty room.

 

Nobody expects the.....................................I go again!

Btw, How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ve are asking ze qvestions here!

[ger_77]

So, where onboard is the 'naughty room' Your Honor?

 

If we ever have the opportunity of sailing together on a Dam ship, I'll be sure to show you. ;)

 

I wonder if there is a comfy chair and soft pillows in the naughty room.

 

Comfy chairs and soft pillows - I don't think so, but I'm pretty sure you'll find handcuffs in there. :D

 

Smooth Sailing! :):):)

[HALFans]

Paging Cardinal Biggles.... Cardinal Biggles to the Naughty Room... Paging Cardinal Biggles...

[Copper10-8]

If we ever have the opportunity of sailing together on a Dam ship, I'll be sure to show you. ;)

 

 

 

Comfy chairs and soft pillows - I don't think so, but I'm pretty sure you'll find handcuffs in there. :D

 

Smooth Sailing! :):):)

 

1. Deal!

2. Got them too

[babyher]

Paging Cardinal Biggles.... Cardinal Biggles to the Naughty Room... Paging Cardinal Biggles...

 

 

Cardinal Biggles has been assigned to the Lido . Cardinal Fang will be assisting you *LOL*

[aaerobear]

They charge corkage, they charge cakeage (truly) and soon to charge boxage (for light bulbs AND that cheap wine)

 

Not sure if HAL does the cakeage thing yet, but have seen it in several restaurants.

[usha]

The thing that really frosts me is when they charge

Captain Kirkage

[ger_77]

they charge cakeage (truly)

 

Cakeage ? ? ? Okay, that one made me laugh out loud - I'm guessing you are referring to special request cakes for birthdays or anniversaries - am I correct?

 

Copper - you're halfway to the naughty room with your own handcuffs . . . you devil!

 

Smooth Sailing! :):):)

[Copper10-8]

Cakeage ? ? ? Okay, that one made me laugh out loud - I'm guessing you are referring to special request cakes for birthdays or anniversaries - am I correct?

 

Copper - you're halfway to the naughty room with your own handcuffs . . . you devil!

 

Smooth Sailing! :):):)

 

Halfway? I'm stuck in it, looking for the key:eek:!

[rochelle_s]

Halfway? I'm stuck in it, looking for the key:eek:!

 

 

Stuck there? You must have been a really naughty boy!;)

[Tamaracboy]

I know the Mayflowerdam stopped in the Netherlands, but wasn't it a little later than 1207?

 

Maybe I have my ships confused.

 

They may have needed to start earlier due to a lack of electricity.

 

Everyone knows that the Mayflowerdam was "Nuke-U-Laar" powered and didn't need electricity.

This has been verified by SNOPES and has been labeled by MicroSoft as "the greatest threat known to mankind, ever"

Norton and MacAfee have no known cure for this DAM virus.

Please forward this immediately to everyone you know or have ever heard of !

Put your name on the top of the list and send all of your DAM Dollars to the name on the bottom of the list.

Your greatest wish will be granted within 73.5 hours.

Failure to comply will cause all of the TRAYS to disappear from the Lido.

 

"No. 1, make it so . . ."

[aaerobear]

I was referring to the practice in some landside restos to charge you if you bring your own birthday cake to a dinner celebration. Another way to make more money. Hence the name CAKEAGE which is like CORKAGE

[taxmantoo]

Another way to make more money. Hence the name CAKEAGE which is like CORKAGE

 

Either way, but on HAL ships they both DAMage your wallet.

[ger_77]

Hence the name CAKEAGE which is like CORKAGE

 

So then we would be looking at BULBAGE in the future? I can only imagine the outrage that's going to create. These message boards are going to be burning up!

 

Smooth Sailing! :):):)

[usha]

How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

Just one...but it takes three bulbs.:)

[Veronica13]

yes never understood this?

more pet peeves are

 

Questions like

 

"Convince me To Sail XYZ" who cares? I'm not a travel agent working on commisssion,besides I already have two jobs as it is.

 

another one is

 

"Will Little Jimmy Be Bored On A Cruise"? Once again who cares?

 

You have a new "fan" Pipedreams...:D

[Veronica13]

Whoa . . . that was rather harsh . . . or, were you the one that got the 911 call because McDonald's ran out of chicken nuggets?

 

Yeah, I was thinking, I sure hope she changed jobs!! Enough people die every year from dispassionate jaded dispatchers. We don't need another one.

[flag fan]

Yeah, I was thinking, I sure hope she changed jobs!! Enough people die every year from dispassionate jaded dispatchers. We don't need another one.

 

Actually, I'm more concerned about the people who can't get through on the 9-1-1 lines because people without a clue are using it for non-emergency calls with "friendly" dispatchers who should be getting them off the line as soon as possible. (A real problem in my city.) I have no doubt that the poster's observations are accurate and have no reason to believe that she isn't totally professional when dealing with callers.

 

p.s. -- If I go on a cruise to South America, will I need light bulbs that screw in counter-clockwise?

[pipedreams62]

You have a new "fan" Pipedreams...:D

 

 

Thanks Veronica