A word to Diamond Cruisers

[hazence]

Some comfort from Bobby Darrin

 

 

Splish splash!

I was settling in our Aft...

All about a Sat nite

 

Rub Dub...

Thought we head down to The Club

Get ourselves a drink and a bite.

 

Well, we got to the door

They said... Diamond Plus?

We said.." Not yet"

They said "Leave without a fuss!"

And Splish Splash...

All our dreams were dashed..

How were we to know all our Diamond perks were gone?

 

We'd been...

Loyal to our Royal!

Cruisin' for our boozing!

Wining and a dining!

Booking to get cooking!

 

Splish Splash!

 

Frick! Frack!

I fired up my Mac!

Posted on the Cruise Critc Board!

Rant! Rage!

We were burning up the page!

Tryin' to get a mutiny on Board..

One's gonna poll; one's gonna sue

The rest are so verklempt they can't say what they will do!

So Spish Splash !

I went back to my Aft!

Hey, Man, I got a cruise here to do!

 

I was dining and rock climbing

Sunning out and funning

Snorkelin' and swimmin'

This cruise is just beginning...

Spish Splash!

[cruznjan]

The best yet! :D

[Missus Makkem]

Some comfort from Bobby Darrin

 

 

Splish splash!

I was settling in our Aft...

All about a Sat nite

 

Rub Dub...

Thought we head down to The Club

Get ourselves a drink and a bite.

 

Well, we got to the door

They said... Diamond Plus?

We said.." Not yet"

They said "Leave without a fuss!"

And Splish Splash...

All our dreams were dashed..

How were we to know all our Diamond perks were gone?

 

We'd been...

Loyal to our Royal!

Cruisin' for our boozing!

Wining and a dining!

Booking to get cooking!

 

Splish Splash!

 

Frick! Frack!

I fired up my Mac!

Posted on the Cruise Critc Board!

Rant! Rage!

We were burning up the page!

Tryin' to get a mutiny on Board..

One's gonna poll; one's gonna sue

The rest are so verklempt they can't say what they will do!

So Spish Splash !

I went back to my Aft!

Hey, Man, I got a cruise here to do!

 

I was dining and rock climbing

Sunning out and funning

Snorkelin' and swimmin'

This cruise is just beginning...

Spish Splash!

 

Let it rest,it is not the end of the world

[Arizona Cruz Chic]

Love it!

 

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[pepsicruiser]

You did a great job and glad you were able to put some humor into this situation. Just hope they don't put a pay turnstyle at the pool and charge for climbing rocks lol.

[rolloman]

Most attempts to be funny by people on here are painful but, that was a good one!!!!

[beachnative]

That was fantastic. You have quite a gift.

[txcowboy10]

Hell I'm Diamond and even think it's funny! Great job and brings us all back into focus a bit here.

[getoutthere15]

Very well done.

[CruisesOnMyMind]

Excellent sense of humor! Loved it.

[abhb]

Great sense of humor. I loved it from a platinum.

[VickyMcG]

Good attitude. As they say, (unless you're a whiner) you may as well have fun with it & laugh.

Whenever it's: beyond our control. ;)

[Saintsfan007]

I just made Diamond, and had to laugh at that one! :D

[barbarah33]

Another laughing diamond here; thanks for the giggle.

[omeinv]

I'm a Diamond member and I'm gonna start a petition where everyone who thinks that's funny will have their name forwarded to Hazence.

 

Nice work.

 

Harris

Denver, CO

[findutah]

Great sense of humor. Super lame however

[hazence]

I'm a Diamond member and I'm gonna start a petition where everyone who thinks that's funny will have their name forwarded to Hazence.

 

Nice work.

 

Harris

Denver, CO

 

We can have our own roll call...dance to this, my Disco song...and one that got deleted (oops) ...and my husband and I will buy all you happy cruisers a drink!

[cruzin lady]

You did a great job and glad you were able to put some humor into this situation. Just hope they don't put a pay turnstyle at the pool and charge for climbing rocks lol.

 

Hey, Pepsicruiser, be careful; don't give them any ideas!! Those turnstyles may already be on order! :mad:

 

Are you a Pepsico employee? Our daughter and son-in-law both work at Frito headquarters.

 

Cruzin Lady

[MrsCorL]

Some comfort from Bobby Darrin

 

 

Splish splash!

I was settling in our Aft...

All about a Sat nite

 

Rub Dub...

Thought we head down to The Club

Get ourselves a drink and a bite.

 

Well, we got to the door

They said... Diamond Plus?

We said.." Not yet"

They said "Leave without a fuss!"

And Splish Splash...

All our dreams were dashed..

How were we to know all our Diamond perks were gone?

 

We'd been...

Loyal to our Royal!

Cruisin' for our boozing!

Wining and a dining!

Booking to get cooking!

 

Splish Splash!

 

Frick! Frack!

I fired up my Mac!

Posted on the Cruise Critc Board!

Rant! Rage!

We were burning up the page!

Tryin' to get a mutiny on Board..

One's gonna poll; one's gonna sue

The rest are so verklempt they can't say what they will do!

So Spish Splash !

I went back to my Aft!

Hey, Man, I got a cruise here to do!

 

I was dining and rock climbing

Sunning out and funning

Snorkelin' and swimmin'

This cruise is just beginning...

Spish Splash!

 

i love it!!!!

[The Big Booper]

The ghost of Walden Casatto is looking down smiling at that.:D

[firefly4423]

very nice.