hazence Posted April 2, 2009 #1 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Some comfort from Bobby Darrin Splish splash! I was settling in our Aft... All about a Sat nite Rub Dub... Thought we head down to The Club Get ourselves a drink and a bite. Well, we got to the door They said... Diamond Plus? We said.." Not yet" They said "Leave without a fuss!" And Splish Splash... All our dreams were dashed.. How were we to know all our Diamond perks were gone? We'd been... Loyal to our Royal! Cruisin' for our boozing! Wining and a dining! Booking to get cooking! Splish Splash! Frick! Frack! I fired up my Mac! Posted on the Cruise Critc Board! Rant! Rage! We were burning up the page! Tryin' to get a mutiny on Board.. One's gonna poll; one's gonna sue The rest are so verklempt they can't say what they will do! So Spish Splash ! I went back to my Aft! Hey, Man, I got a cruise here to do! I was dining and rock climbing Sunning out and funning Snorkelin' and swimmin' This cruise is just beginning... Spish Splash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruznjan Posted April 2, 2009 #2 Share Posted April 2, 2009 The best yet! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missus Makkem Posted April 2, 2009 #3 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Some comfort from Bobby Darrin Splish splash! I was settling in our Aft... All about a Sat nite Rub Dub... Thought we head down to The Club Get ourselves a drink and a bite. Well, we got to the door They said... Diamond Plus? We said.." Not yet" They said "Leave without a fuss!" And Splish Splash... All our dreams were dashed.. How were we to know all our Diamond perks were gone? We'd been... Loyal to our Royal! Cruisin' for our boozing! Wining and a dining! Booking to get cooking! Splish Splash! Frick! Frack! I fired up my Mac! Posted on the Cruise Critc Board! Rant! Rage! We were burning up the page! Tryin' to get a mutiny on Board.. One's gonna poll; one's gonna sue The rest are so verklempt they can't say what they will do! So Spish Splash ! I went back to my Aft! Hey, Man, I got a cruise here to do! I was dining and rock climbing Sunning out and funning Snorkelin' and swimmin' This cruise is just beginning... Spish Splash! Let it rest,it is not the end of the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Cruz Chic Posted April 2, 2009 #4 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Love it! *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepsicruiser Posted April 2, 2009 #5 Share Posted April 2, 2009 You did a great job and glad you were able to put some humor into this situation. Just hope they don't put a pay turnstyle at the pool and charge for climbing rocks lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolloman Posted April 2, 2009 #6 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Most attempts to be funny by people on here are painful but, that was a good one!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beachnative Posted April 2, 2009 #7 Share Posted April 2, 2009 That was fantastic. You have quite a gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txcowboy10 Posted April 2, 2009 #8 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Hell I'm Diamond and even think it's funny! Great job and brings us all back into focus a bit here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getoutthere15 Posted April 2, 2009 #9 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Very well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruisesOnMyMind Posted April 2, 2009 #10 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Excellent sense of humor! Loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abhb Posted April 2, 2009 #11 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Great sense of humor. I loved it from a platinum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VickyMcG Posted April 2, 2009 #12 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Good attitude. As they say, (unless you're a whiner) you may as well have fun with it & laugh. Whenever it's: beyond our control. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintsfan007 Posted April 3, 2009 #13 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I just made Diamond, and had to laugh at that one! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbarah33 Posted April 3, 2009 #14 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Another laughing diamond here; thanks for the giggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omeinv Posted April 3, 2009 #15 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I'm a Diamond member and I'm gonna start a petition where everyone who thinks that's funny will have their name forwarded to Hazence. Nice work. Harris Denver, CO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
findutah Posted April 3, 2009 #16 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Great sense of humor. Super lame however Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazence Posted April 3, 2009 Author #17 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I'm a Diamond member and I'm gonna start a petition where everyone who thinks that's funny will have their name forwarded to Hazence. Nice work. Harris Denver, CO We can have our own roll call...dance to this, my Disco song...and one that got deleted (oops) ...and my husband and I will buy all you happy cruisers a drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzin lady Posted April 3, 2009 #18 Share Posted April 3, 2009 You did a great job and glad you were able to put some humor into this situation. Just hope they don't put a pay turnstyle at the pool and charge for climbing rocks lol. Hey, Pepsicruiser, be careful; don't give them any ideas!! Those turnstyles may already be on order! :mad: Are you a Pepsico employee? Our daughter and son-in-law both work at Frito headquarters. Cruzin Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsCorL Posted April 3, 2009 #19 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Some comfort from Bobby Darrin Splish splash! I was settling in our Aft... All about a Sat nite Rub Dub... Thought we head down to The Club Get ourselves a drink and a bite. Well, we got to the door They said... Diamond Plus? We said.." Not yet" They said "Leave without a fuss!" And Splish Splash... All our dreams were dashed.. How were we to know all our Diamond perks were gone? We'd been... Loyal to our Royal! Cruisin' for our boozing! Wining and a dining! Booking to get cooking! Splish Splash! Frick! Frack! I fired up my Mac! Posted on the Cruise Critc Board! Rant! Rage! We were burning up the page! Tryin' to get a mutiny on Board.. One's gonna poll; one's gonna sue The rest are so verklempt they can't say what they will do! So Spish Splash ! I went back to my Aft! Hey, Man, I got a cruise here to do! I was dining and rock climbing Sunning out and funning Snorkelin' and swimmin' This cruise is just beginning... Spish Splash! i love it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Booper Posted April 3, 2009 #20 Share Posted April 3, 2009 The ghost of Walden Casatto is looking down smiling at that.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firefly4423 Posted April 3, 2009 #21 Share Posted April 3, 2009 very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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