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  1. zap99
    That is the way of the world now. Book in advance. Can you just show up at Butlins? You book on line in advance at Warners.
  2. zap99
    Glad you had a great cruise Graham. Pauline's hat look nice and looks like you had some decent weather in A Coruña, for a change. I bet Greggs wondered where you were, but we all guessed. We loved our med cruise on Arvia, only complaint was Gail's beef was a bit fatty in the olive Grove. Easily fixed, she pinched my lamb.
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    And more pubes.
  4. zap99
    In that case...hair today ,gone tomorrow.
  5. zap99
    So you will tell the world after the event, but not the cabin steward at the time.
  6. zap99
    We are all assuming they are pubes. They could be from somebody's beard. Perhaps a chap,or a Lady with a pre existing moulting condition.
  7. zap99
    So you didn't report it in a time frame that could have remedied the baked pubes issue, but reported on the world wide Web. In the shape of pube critic.🤣
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    Assuming the cruise was at least 7 days, were they there on the first day?. If so were they reported and what was the outcome of said report. If not there at the beginning. ????🤔
  9. zap99
    Those demographical folk don't understand. Us elderly folk don't do cheap. At least that's what DW tells me.🤣
  10. zap99
    It was the same joke as Kalos's, but his was funnier.🤣.
  11. zap99
    That sounds like a miss Marple. Can't remember which one. Moving finger ??.
  12. zap99
    I was trying to edit my post, but my keypad was typing rubbish. No change actually.
  13. zap99
    Kalos said it first.🤣🤣
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    We are there in 4 weeks. Dagenham dock??.🤣
  16. zap99
    We were sitting eating ice cream and the German family next to us were eating pasties ( predictive thought panties 🤣) the shot formed in my head. I got in front of the Germans and ducked down. They thought I was about to nick their lunch and started to call the police....nine..nine..nine.🤣There was a German coach in the car park.
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    Oh, that's far less insulting. As an expert, can you put some numbers to this theory, are are you just generalising.
  18. zap99
    RC do excursions to Paris from Le harve.
  19. zap99
    All you southwest folk were right about not feeding the seagulls. They are getting massive.
  20. zap99
    Off to that Marazion after breakfast. Cream tea. Jam first today. Only fair.🧁
  21. zap99
    I bet that made her chuckle . While you're down there dear, are my reading glasses under the sofa.🤣🤣. A laugh a minute in Castle Kalos.
  22. zap99
    The tread us about P&O. In the post before yours, when I said they, in reference to the crew, I obviously meant P&O...simples.
  23. zap99
    They definitely do. Some people are slobs when it comes to hygiene.
  24. zap99
    A trip to Sennen today, then Mousehole for a cream tea. Cream then jam.....proppper☠️
  25. zap99
    Many years ago we were in a pub in Chiswick. He was there with his wife. We tried not to look, but couldn't help laughing. When they left he said " good night " that was it....hysterics.A true star.

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