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He could leave her waiting outside and take a doggy bag out. She would love that.🤣

Just think. When she spends another £25k, or so She will qualify for a sit down lunch and a few glasses of wine.

Happy Anniversary Pauline and Graham. We will raise a glass at lunch🥂🍾

I'll go through in Speedo's and flip-flops. All ready for formal night.

Some of us Brits have man bags.🤣

Next June we join Britannia for our third Fjords cruise. There are a range of things to do.

Happy anniversary for tomorrow from Gail and Me. It's our 49th in November....I haven't got a clue....next year ,even more inspiration needed🥳

We flew Norse to the Canaries. Everything wad fine..free WiFi.

Reviews in the Internet suggest that swin nappies hold solid waste for a short period, but are not good at holding liquid waste. I don't fancy swimming in a pool with contaminated water.

I don't fill in many post purchase questionnaires. They are there to fulfil their iso 9001 obligations.

We are on Anthem of the seas in a month. A little bit more than P&O, but not much. They get you on the drinks bill though. Our Loyalty status goes up after this one, so we will get 4 free drinks a day. That evens things up a bit. Just saw Avrils post. We are thinking of you Avril. Stay strong, we know you are.

Our friends encouraged us to Cruise for years..Gin and IT before dinner, eat with the Captain if you're lucky, or an officer will visit your table for a chat, a chance to dress up every night....not for us. Our first couple of cruises was with Ocean Cruises, then Ocean Village and NCL..Celebrity, P&O and RC are OK as you can skip the formal nights. We still dress formally when we cruise with the in-laws.. Cunard and Saga have no interest for us.

I agree, but can't remember constructively criticising any of them.

We have been on about 40 cruises. The one we didn't enjoy was.....nah, we enjoyed them all. Some more than others. But hey...we are not at work and are mandering around the oceans relaxing.

You may be pleasantly surprised.

Absolutely right. Many of the tubers are now commercial enterprises. Bad reviews get the revenue up.

If you don't enjoy it, try somewhere else. We enjoy P&O and others. Watch Utube videos at your peril.

We are having a weekend at Warners ,Gunton Hall. We were chatting to a family at breakfast. The very pleasant Father stated ' before I retired I was a plumber.' It wasn't Brian......no eye patch...no glass of voddy.🤣

After our coming Royal Caribean cruise we get 4 free drinks a day. Probably pass on that. We don't spend a lot of money to get blotto.

On Arvia we were a bit pushed for tile. We had a booking for 710 at 8.30pm. We placed our order in the MDR and I said to the waiter ' we will just have starter and main as we need to be out of here in an hour'. Order dessert sir, I'll push your order through'. No complaints at all from us, but TBH pool service is a bit lacking, but it's not really very important.

Somebody else used it before me. They wanted to know about the welcome lunch for top tier suite guests. Not bothered really it's only lunch.

Inside the ships, Britannia and Arvia we haven't noticed any slow service. On deck the waiters have tended to be a bit sparse, so we walk up to the bar our very selves and get our own. Not too proud to do that. On the plus side if you drink your illicit can of diet coke that you had in your cabin, nobody will notice.

In France DW got a bite on her thigh which came up like a Balloon. My French is poor. In the pharmacy...parlez vous Anglais?..non. Ah ! Regardez la derriere ou mai famme....creme ou gell.?. Gell sil house plais. .what did you tell her?...don't worry about it.🤣

Did they ask for your PIN number. Did you tell them about the old plague cemetery.?. Our arrogant sales manager was buying a house in Littlehampton. Our droll production manager who lived in the area asked him where. He told him in glowing terms the posh greenfield area where they were building the new houses.....Ah ! We call it rubbish tip lane.🤣

It's OK for the doctor to ask, but some random bloke being nosey would get an appropriate response. I would tell him I had a highly contagious tropical disease.