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5 hours ago, C-Dragons said:

And cruise a lot. Don't forget that.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

I broke a mirror. I was supposed to get 7 years bad luck,  but, my lawyer thinks he can get me off with 5.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

I give a shout out to my fingers. I can always count on them.

I give a shout out to sidewalks. They keep me off the streets.

I always wanted to be somebody. I guess I should have been more soecific.

I have an inferiority complex, but, it's not a very good one.

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.

When I saw my doctor about my memory problems he made me pay in advance.

A baseball player walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.

A skeleton walks into a bar.  The bartender says "I can't serve you. You can't hold your liquor. "

Thomas Edison walks into a bar.  The bartender says "I'll serve you. Just don't get any ideas!"

Let's cruise again like we did last summer.

People said I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins, But take a look at me now.

I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.

I told my doctor I felt a compulsion to continuously sing “Green Green Grass of Home” and he told me I had “Tom Jones Syndrome.” I asked if it was common and he said “It’s not unusual.”

I have an Elton John pun. It's a little bit funny.

Everyone at the John Lennon International Airport has been quarantined.
Imagine...ALL the people

A cruise ship is headed back from the Bahamas on its last night at sea. Right around dinner time, the captain gets on the loudspeaker.

“This is your captain speaking. There has been a mix up in our supply. While there are 1,000 passengers on board, we only have 750 meals for you all tonight. However, we do have an excess of booze, so anyone who is willing to give up their meal for tonight will receive free drinks for the rest of the cruise”

Two hours later, the captain gets on the loudspeaker again.

“Ladies and gentleman, I apologize but it appears we have run out of booze. On the upside, we still have 750 delicious meals for you to enjoy!”

2 hours ago, yogimax said:

Agree!  I would add that it may be a mistake to hold on simply for the benefit.  Even if you save hundred or more bucks, every point drop in the stock costs you $100.

Over the years I've received over $16,000 from Royal (and almost $5,000 from Carnival) in OBC but I'm on the sidelines right now.

Today Royal announced an extension of their suspension through October.  They also suspended their dividends through 2021. Maybe they will suspend the shareholder's credit, too.

I believe both stocks will decline further.