centurycruiser
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If they continue the owners OBC it is still wortwhile owning. The owners OBC comes without a 1099.
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I think covid19 will scare alot of elderly cruisers from cruising, which could explain why Carnival is selling (sold) Holland America ships.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says:
”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her:
”The driver just insulted me!” The man says:
”You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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The man who fell in the upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side? He's alright now!
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If Apple were to ever make a car... would it have Windows?
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews And testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
‘We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair …. Kill her!!’
The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.’
The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home.’
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, But I can’t kill my wife.’
The agent said, ‘You don’t Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.’
Finally, it was the woman’s turn.
She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls..
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
‘This gun is loaded with blanks’ she said. ‘I had to kill him with the chair!
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All the toilets at the police station were stolen over night. Police have nothing to go on.
“So a Penguin, a Horse and Polar Bear walk into a bar on the Edge...
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