Dear Mr Chairman,
Thank you for gracing us all with your elite slant on our predicament.
Firstly you will receive no recompense for the role but as Finance director I can offer you on top of your elite perks.
A manicure and pedicure every seven days sailed.One bondage session per fourteen days sailed,also you get to stand in for the Captain to host a dinner every seven days as it does get tedious talking to guests.
You'll be pleased to know that I am proposing to the board that the Retreat should become a tattoo and piercing parlour as I know that you have a keen interest in both.
AOB