Conquest Review, With Nude Photos

[DebBrown]

Great review! You sound like the kind of people we would like to hang out with. The DH and I went to NOLA over Labor Day weekend this year....NOT knowing what was going on. Needless to say, Decadence Days was quite the surprise to us. We had a great time anyways and it was the first time the hubby got hit on more than I did....LOL.

[Luluwa]

I agree with the majority.... GREAT and FUN REVIEW, thanks!

[gaylensgigi]

I agree,wonderful review.Made my looking at snow in SC a little easier:DThanks.

[Elaine515]

Yup, your title got me in but your writing kept me here... I don't usually read reviews about ships that I haven't been on and ones I'm not planning on going on but yours was terrific...

 

I hope we have as good a time as you did on our upcoming cruise... Oh, and based on what you said, and how you described yourself, thanks for NOT SHOWING us the nude pictures!!!

 

GREAT POST/REVIEW.....

[txemptynesters]

That was a great review!!! Thanks for taking the time...

[adjburch]

Great review and I wanted to say that on our ROLL CALL I posted your review. Everyone said what a great review it is and we want to know if you and your wife want to cruise again on the Conquest and if so, why don't you join us in April?

[MustardMan]

Excellent review! I am sure at several points in your writing, more than 1 person looked like the little guy at the bottom of my signature!

[InEEDofAcruise]

What a disappointing review!!! BOOO!!!!! :D:p

 

ABOUT US: We are working porn stars, in our early 20's, appearing in a number of award-winning films under the names “Longfellow And Miss Loose-iana.” The nude photos will be at the end of this review, and I hope they won’t get us banned for life from Cruise Critic. We consider this to be “art.” If nudity offends you, you can just skip the photos. “Miss Loose-iana”, as you will see, has recently undergone some surgical “enhancements.”

 

Well, to be honest, the “nude photos” thing was a hook, to see how many hits I could get for this otherwise ordinary review. I am actually 64 and mostly bald and not much to look at, but my wife is gorgeous, with a 10,000 watt smile and enough charm to convert Osama Ben Laden to Judaism, if she set her mind to it. You will have to do without the nude photos.

 

We did this cruise with my wife’s two sisters and their husbands, a pretty congenial group overall but with some “issues.” “Issues” is what you have to say to be correct .........

[kew1031]

loved it! We're coming to NO September 11 to sail on the Triumph. Maybe "Miss Loo-siana" will book you on that cruise.

[FreezingInMichigan]

Your review was flippin' hysterical! Scared the hell out of my dog when I burst out laughing. By the third or fourth time she just looked irritated... lol

 

Thanks for taking the time to share your sense of humor with us. A riot!

[easttxbutterfly]

Hey enjoyed your review! What a hoot! We come to New Orleans every June as my parents have a condo on Chartes. I loveee to visit. Cant wait until June, maybe you and your wife could meet up with me and my husband for dinner at Acme Oyster House? Christi

[Monna]

Your review had me cracking up! I scared the dogs by laughing out loud, and since I'm home alone they didn't know what to think! We cruised on the Conquest in January and reading your review was like we were there again. Especially the part about the Indian vegetarian dish (my daughter pronounced it some of the best she had ever had), the really crappy bacon (I learned to quit getting it) and the Caybrew! My DH and kids could have stayed all day in Cayman drinking it. They were delighted to hear it will soon be available in Florida but then decided it won't be as good since it will be pasteurized when it hits the retail market. We will certainly try to find some Dragon Stout in Mo-Bay next January.

 

Thanks for an excellent review, and you sound as if you would be a BLAST to cruise with!

[Emptynesternow]

OMG....absolutely the best review ever. I laughed sooo hard! You seriously need to post when your next cruise is, etc. so that we can all join in your group! I can't imagine what you would post about your experiences with your CC friends!

 

Thanks for making my afternoon!

[family cruisers]

What a great sense of humor ! I love this review...

[dandme]

Not sure if you'll see this reply, but I've laughed and laughed reading your review. My BF and I are sailing the Conquest for the 1st time this Sunday and look forward to having a great time as you guys did. Hopefully, he will be patient with my suitcase. lol:)