Conquest Review, With Nude Photos

[StingRaysfan]

WOW! I literally burst out laughing several different times during that review, and at the wierdest times! The Indians in the galley thing was RIDICULOUSLY funny!

 

You are an excellent writer!!! BEST REVIEW EVER AWARD!!!

[LemurCat]

Well, after the search for the Beer of Gods, would the OP care to give us a review of it? I must say I'm intrigued.

[frankhouse]

Really good and humorous review. ;) We will probably cruise the Conquest some day and have looked at it in the past but I don't usually read a review unless I'm thinking of cruising that ship. I have to admit, you caught me on this one because of your hook,:D Good one. :)

[DGP1111]

:D This totally fun review definitely wins my award for "strategic marketing". :D

[2snorkel/cruisers]

Great review!! Thank you so much for sharing. You have a gift for writing and keeping the reader entertained! Wonderful...made my day...:)

[Crusin Hogs]

Greta review , We were on the Conquest in 05 , and we could get

hambugers and hot dogs late at night on the back lido deck

at the grill , But since then on the Valor and the Freedom

The grill was only open in the daytime , Closed at night on both

Was the grill open on the Conquest at night?

[Freem06]

LOVED your review !!

[luv2gonow]

Wow.....that was better than ANY nude photos:D

Seriously you are a great writer......that was a great review.....I really enjoyed it. Wish I could cruise with you guys:D

K

[recyclelady]

I wish I had your ability to write so well!!!!!

[luvncruisn]

This one gets my vote hands down as Review of the Year!! As much as I LOVE to read reviews, they do all tend to sound the same after a while...and then along comes this review! Made me laugh out loud!

You, sir, have a gift! :D

[kntp8]

That was an amazing review!! Thanks for the entertainment. I felt I was on the cruise with you:)))))

[MacysMimi]

This was a totally awesome review......I don't think I've ever laughed so hard reading a review.....

 

We've been considering the Conquest, or cruising out of New Orleans.....

 

Sharon

[happy cruzer]

Great review.

 

Did you try Sur Mer? fried oysters? by any chance. I want to know what someone from Nawlins thinks. I'll try them soon but I am a yankee from Monroe so I don't count.

 

Bon, I hope.

[Meyer2]

Thanks for the great review!

[RICKnVICK]

Really enjoyed your review! Our group could definitely cruise with yall! Happy cruising!!!

[Prphan2]

I bit!!!:D

[RAVI360]

 

 

Sorry - couldn't resist!

 

 

 

LOL.....i no ...but i agree:eek:

[sarafs]

I loved reading your review-- Can't wait for our cruise-- Wish you could be on our sailing, sounds like yall would be great people to Cruise with. Thanks for all the information and the humor.

We are also huge Saints fans and are Season Ticket holders. We spend a lot of time in your great city.( We are about 2 1/2 hours away) It is our home away from home. :)

[WouldBeCruiser]

I bit too! But I needed your great, very funny review to lighten my mood.

I'm sitting at my desk, totally depressed.

I think I have the "post cruise blues". We got home from our vacation on the weekend. 6 days in Orlando, and then four days on the Sensation to the Bahamas. A great time was had by all of us, but now we are back to the reality and I find that I don't care for it at all.

Note to self : plan another vacation right away, and somehow the money will be there when we need it.

Thanks for a good laugh!

[DFWGUYZ]

Fantastic! thanks

[westcruzer]

I'm not a big review reader....I bit then decided to continue reading to see what else you had to say.....Great review. Thanks for the hook.

[ekatiel]

Great review! It literally made me LOL! We leave on the conquest in 12 days :D! I can't wait. I think I may start a thread asking about the warm water situation, though-- this is the second review I've read that talked about no hot water. I've got to go do some research to see if you guys were on the same sailing or not. If not, I guess I better be prepared for a cold shower or two! --Katie

[tecflyer]

Loved your review and your humor. Hope we meet lots of folks like you on our first cruise (81 days). Great company to be around.

[tootsiebit]

Great review! It literally made me LOL! We leave on the conquest in 12 days :D! I can't wait. I think I may start a thread asking about the warm water situation, though-- this is the second review I've read that talked about no hot water. I've got to go do some research to see if you guys were on the same sailing or not. If not, I guess I better be prepared for a cold shower or two! --Katie

 

Same sailing....it was Lambie and she mentioned not having any water for 48 hours I think...must have been an isolated incident on this sailingthat they had to get fixed...:)

[twinmommy08]

What a great review!!!

 

That’s just about it for complaints, though. We had no hot water one night and the next day there was no water at all for an hour or so, but that happens at home, too. I promised my wife I wouldn’t complain about all those shoes she was bringing, or how on formal night she has to carry that tiny purse and I end up with the extra makeup in my pocket. Complaints about snoring are off-limits, as is the time it takes for her to get dressed in the evening. Or how many outfits she thinks are essential for each day, and God forbid she can’t adequately accesorize, and I won’t complain about all my stuff she forgot to pack.

You sound like my husband!! LOL