~~My Valentine's on the Conquest Review with Pics~~

[jstanokiegal]

Ok.........I HAVE to make some changes to my profile and FAST!!!! If hubby gets home tonight and gets on my computer and this CC window opens.....OMG.....I am dead, Fred!!!! :eek:

[jstanokiegal]

It won't help, we've already read your "love" song rendition to your husband!!!:D

 

 

OHHHHHHHHHHH SWEET GEEEEEEUZ, Donna! *thud* *thud* thud*

[nybumpkin]

This was delivered to our room after we'd taking the Behind the fun tour. $95 and well worth it. Book as soon as you board the ship, (or as soon as the excursion desk opens) as it was only limited to 16 people per group and ONLY 2 groups.

 

 

My kids scarfed this up all on their own - I didn't get a single strawberry.:mad:

[nybumpkin]

This was taking with the Captain in the Bridge during the behind the fun tour.

LOL - Sorry I encroached - You can crop me out of the picture!:p

[jstanokiegal]

Trying to bump this thing up so my song lyrics will disappear soon! LOL Sheesh, what came over me?? :o

 

 

Here's a great video of the men's synchronized swimming. It was a HOOT to say the least! :D

 

[nybumpkin]

Here's a great video of the men's synchronized swimming. It was a HOOT to say the least! :D

 

Thanks for posting that, Sheila! Youngest son and I were on deck watching, but didn't have a great view. From what I did see, the women "overthought" their routine. The guys went with the flow (helped by the beer):D.

[arthierry]

My kids scarfed this up all on their own - I didn't get a single strawberry.:mad:

 

Awwwwww, well if I may, they were big and red, and extremely sweet, and extra juicy. The chocolate was o so velvety smooth and rich. Oh, and those wafer candies were so scrumptious that they danced in your mouth as you chewed them up. Those muffins were so fluffy and moist, that they practically melted in your mouth and I savored every bite..............ARHHHHHHHHH. Now that's a reason for you to spray your kids with the water hose.

[nybumpkin]

Now that's a reason for you to spray your kids with the water hose.

LOL - I think my youngest must have thought they were for him - it was his birthday....:rolleyes: We'll just have to try this excursion on Pride this summer!

[jstanokiegal]

Ok y'all I'm incognito now and Photobucket is being friendly. I'll post a few more revenge pics, then get to the real cruise pics! Because---hubbs is coming home late tonight or first thing in the a.m. and won't go back to work until Mon. or Tues. So---if you don't hear from me, you'll know why! *snicker*

 

 

The hubby with his new found friend, Mark from LA (WHO DAT!!!!) Come to find out they both do the same type of job, just for different companies. Here he is STILL standing.........

 

Here he is NOT standing. This was about 10 doors down from our door and I couldn't get him up. I finally pulled him up by the belt loops and MADE him "crawl" to our door. Isn't he just precious lying there all passed out in the hallway. Oh looky---he even has his little "Drink to Sink" (errrr...I mean SAIL AND SIGN) tag around his neck. Looks like he lost the cigs and the cowboy boots though! What evidence! I'm lovin' it!!!!!!!!

 

AND...here is his sweet little "angelic" face the morning after?????

 

Oh but wait......looky looky!!! Here is me a few days later out for ReVeNgE!

That's it, go ahead buddy----MAKE MY DAY!!!!!!

Lettin' him have it with both barrells! hehehe

[arthierry]

Ok y'all I'm incognito now and Photobucket is being friendly. I'll post a few more revenge pics, then get to the real cruise pics! Because---hubbs is coming home late tonight or first thing in the a.m. and won't go back to work until Mon. or Tues. So---if you don't hear from me, you'll know why! *snicker*

 

 

The hubby with his new found friend, Mark from LA (WHO DAT!!!!) Come to find out they both do the same type of job, just for different companies. Here he is STILL standing.........

 

Here he is NOT standing. This was about 10 doors down from our door and I couldn't get him up. I finally pulled him up by the belt loops and MADE him "crawl" to our door. Isn't he just precious lying there all passed out in the hallway. Oh looky---he even has his little "Drink to Sink" (errrr...I mean SAIL AND SIGN) tag around his neck. Looks like he lost the cigs and the cowboy boots though! What evidence! I'm lovin' it!!!!!!!!

 

AND...here is his sweet little "angelic" face the morning after?????

 

Oh but wait......looky looky!!! Here is me a few days later out for ReVeNgE!

That's it, go ahead buddy----MAKE MY DAY!!!!!!

Lettin' him have it with both barrells! hehehe

 

 

You never cease to amaze me! As much as I find that second picture to be extremely funny, I can't laugh, because I know your story. But keep it coming dear.

[jstanokiegal]

Thanks for posting that, Sheila! Youngest son and I were on deck watching, but didn't have a great view. From what I did see, the women "overthought" their routine. The guys went with the flow (helped by the beer):D.

 

You're welcome, Kathy. I didn't get the women on video...*kick stomp pout* You're correct---the women WAY overthought their routine. I thought the guys were AWESOME!

 

Y'all will have to pardon my video capturing abilities---I was taking video with my digital camera so it's pretty shaking shooting going on. :o

[jstanokiegal]

You never cease to amaze me! As much as I find that second picture to be extremely funny, I can't laugh, because I know your story. But keep it coming dear.

 

 

Tis ok, Andrae. :) (hey, that rhymed!!!) It's ok to laugh, I'm laughing at it. I have quite a few different poses of him that night. This was the second night of the cruise. Yep, that's right---he did it AGAIN and AGAIN. I grew tired of taking pics of him the rest of the week...lucky for him, eh? LOL I was so mad at him the first night---Valentine's and our anniversary I did not take pics. So furious I wasn't even thinking straight! Just consider this my therapy in progress and LAUGH! hehehe

[Riley's Mom]

Oh My Gosh.. Did your husband really pass out in the hallway?? How funny.. Mine has been that way before many times too. And so have I..hee hee..

What makes me mad is that my husband never gets a hangover..me on the other hand..I get so hungover...

Just curious..what does your hubby do for a living???

[jstanokiegal]

Oh My Gosh.. Did your husband really pass out in the hallway?? How funny.. Mine has been that way before many times too. And so have I..hee hee..

What makes me mad is that my husband never gets a hangover..me on the other hand..I get so hungover...

Just curious..what does your hubby do for a living???

 

Did he really pass out in the hallway you ask??? No' date=' I knocked him out and posed him like this?!? hahahaha Heck yeah he did. If I'd only had the chalk to draw around his body outline---oh man---that would've been PERFECT! The first night of the cruise (our anniversary and Valentine's) he fell off the barstool in the casino bar (fell so hard it shook the whole ship). I started clapping when he finally got back up and that's when he started saying horrible rude remarks to me. Drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts? Hmmmm...pondering that one! I have NEVER ever been this drunk in my life---NEVA EVA! I think I could have been a little more forgiving had it not been our anniversary.

 

What does he do for a living? Hmmm.......well, he's def. not a pole dancer or a male stripper. LOL He's a directional driller for Scientific Drilling International. He does the 90 degree angle oil/gas well drilling. His job is pretty stressful and demanding, but still no excuse for cutting this loose on our first cruise! LOL He makes great $$$$$$$$$ but he's gone from home a lot.

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[Riley's Mom]

Well that explains it all. It was your first cruise. Most people drink way to much on their first cruise.

Next time he will know better and hopefully pass himself.

Your are so funny. Love reading this thread...

[jstanokiegal]

Here I am sitting and waiting patiently at the Holiday Inn Resort for the shuttle to come pick us up.

Hubbs waiting impatiently for the shuttle to come pick us up. :D He looks like a mad little kid waiting on the school bus---sitting there with his little backpack and all! LMAO

Finally on the ship and first drink of the day in my hand! WHOOP WHOOP! :D Mark and Carlene, our new friends from LA (WHO DAT!) in the background.

Here we are the "happy anniversary couple" waiting to see our cabin for the first time. Oh what the heck, why not have a few more DOD's?? LOL Note: Hubby has 4 fingers held up to tell you I was on my 4th DOD!

[jstanokiegal]

Sorry, I hope this woman does not see this pic on here. NO offense meant, I just like to people watch and take pics of them.

 

When I saw this lady---just had to take a pic. I told my hubby if I didn't quit smoking that was what I was going to look like in 20-30 years! LOL

 

[jstanokiegal]

Ok gang, hubbs just called and is on his way home. He'll be here in about 2.5 hours so I'd better get to posting as fast as I can or you'll have to wait a few days.

[jstanokiegal]

The first glimpse of our room and balcony

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me on the balcony showing off my anniversary bling. Yeah *sigh* the day started out pretty good!

[jstanokiegal]

Self explanatory---4 DOD's in hubby's empty beer in a bucket.

 

 

Myself demonstrating the life jackets I found in the closet. Nothing as funny as virgin cruisers, huh? I think we took pics of EVERYTHING! Bear with me!

 

Lying on the bed (holding my nose) and demonstrating the life jacket again! LOL What a goober!

 

Now for the life jacket AND the cushy spa robe demo.

 

Once again...the video of your CrAzY cruise critic, MOI'!

 

[jstanokiegal]

Look Mom, I even glow in the dark! hahahahaha

 

[jstanokiegal]

*Huff puff* Puff Huff* We climbed our way clear to the top for take off!

 

WOW...we're nearly to the nosebleed section now! *Huff Puff*

 

Adios~ Galveston!!!

[jstanokiegal]

 

I take pics of the band while hubbs gambles.

 

 

Last pic taken on the first day. Hubbs went down for the count at 8 p.m. and I went barhopping with some new friends. Hit EVERY bar on the ship. What a way to spend my anniversary! LOL

[jstanokiegal]

OMG, I just got a LONG phone call from our friends Mark and Carlene from the cruise! What a fun visit! I haven't laughed that hard since the cruise. Sorry for the delay, y'all! I'll try to find time to post more "scenic" pics of our excursions when I find time. Gotta run for now and get to beddy bye before the hubbs gets home! LOL ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz Nitey nites! Hugs!

[cuted126]

Did he really pass out in the hallway you ask??? No, I knocked him out and posed him like this?!? hahahaha Heck yeah he did. If I'd only had the chalk to draw around his body outline---oh man---that would've been PERFECT! The first night of the cruise (our anniversary and Valentine's) he fell off the barstool in the casino bar (fell so hard it shook the whole ship). I started clapping when he finally got back up and that's when he started saying horrible rude remarks to me. Drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts? Hmmmm...pondering that one! I have NEVER ever been this drunk in my life---NEVA EVA! I think I could have been a little more forgiving had it not been our anniversary.

 

What does he do for a living? Hmmm.......well, he's def. not a pole dancer or a male stripper. LOL He's a directional driller for Scientific Drilling International. He does the 90 degree angle oil/gas well drilling. His job is pretty stressful and demanding, but still no excuse for cutting this loose on our first cruise! LOL He makes great $$$$$$$$$ but he's gone from home a lot.

 

:DOMG,you are soooooo funny!!!!