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I SELDOM get in a hot tub

I OFTEN get in a pool to cool off on sea days

I NEVER get room service

I LOVE going to Specialty Restaurants

I SOMETIMES pay for specialty coffee/dessert

I OFTEN eat breakfast in the MDR

I ALWAYS soft serve ice cream

I NEVER go to the Comedy Club

I SOMETIMES watch TV

I ALWAYS TRY use the internet services but OFTEN fail

I SOMETIMES catch a movie I've never seen on the Big Screen

I NEVER go to a TALK

I NEVER learned how to fold towels

I SELDOM take a TOUR

I NEVER go to the Spa but might try it once some day

I NEVER got a temperary tattoo

I NEVER go to an Art Auction

I ALWAYS check out any Jewelry sale SELDOM buy

I NEVER walk the track or jog or work out

I CAN'T WAIT to eat at the Chef's table

I NEVER go to the Captain's reception

I NEVER play shuffleboard, mini golf or go down the slide

I NEVER stand in line at Guest Services to complain

 

I OFTEN buy something in the shops

I ALWAYS ALWAYS go into the Casino

I OFTEN play bingo

I SELDOM go to any activity on the list

 

I SELDOM buy pictures but OFTEN wished I had

I ALWAYS get my Margarita on the Rocks not Frozen

I OFTEN smuggle some booze on board

I NEVER go to a dance club

I NEVER buy a Soda Card

I NEVER go to the Love and Marriage Gameshow

I SELDOM take an afternoon nap

I ALWAYS lay out on deck for an hour or so each day

I NEVER go to the Welcome Back Party

I SELDOM make it to the Show, when there is one.

I NEVER go to some Kareoki

I USUALLY see the sunrise

I ALWAYS see the sunset

I SOMETIMES have pizza

 

I HOPE someday to make it to Tea

I HOPE someday to book a suite

I HOPE someday to book a B2B

 

I ALWAYS come home ready to book my next cruise!!!!!

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I NEVER:

order lobster

get a temporary tattoo

watch the hairy chest contest (my dh would win hands down)

buy pictures

do karaoke

go mini golfing

order shrimp

go to the casino

buy a soda card

lose a Carnival beach towel

use the jogging track

go to exercise classes that you have to pay extra for

 

I ALWAYS:

have a non-alcoholic pina colada/ strawberry dacquiri

go for afternoon tea

eat too much

jump on the bed

buy things at the Fun Shops

stare at the ocean

watch the sun come up

order strawberry bisque

go to the $10 sale

have the prunes for breakfast (love them)

tear up the last day of the cruise

order filet mignon

watch for flying fish

order stuffed mushrooms

take a nap

eat in the MDR

watch the sun set

wish I was on a B2B

smile the whole cruise

walk all over and check out the whole ship

order Caesar salad

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We never go to the gym

We never walk the track on the sport deck

We never go to the stake house

We never buy specialty coffee

We never go to the spa

We never use the internet

We never use our cell phones

We have never had breakfast in the MDR BUT we will next time around 10/1/12 Carnival Paradise

We never get temp tattoo's (we have several real ones)

 

We seldom use the hot tub

We seldom buy a soda card

I have gone down the slides

 

We always buy drinks

We always bring sodas

We always bring bottled water

We always order a bottle or two of liquor from bon voyage

We always go to the casion

We always enter the slot tournement

We always buy photos

We sometimes go to the art show and jewelry sale

We always go to the shows

We always go to the comedy show

We always do some kind of triva

We always watch karakoe

We always go to the serinity deck

We always eat in the MDR for formal night

We always use room service

We always eat on the lido deck

We always play shuffle board and attempt to mini golf

We always go to the club

We usually do shore excursions

We always see the sun set

We always have icecream

We always have pizza

I always have hot chocolate

We always buy something from the shops

We always go to the Captin's reception (free drinks!!:D)

We always go to the welcome back party

We always meet great people

 

 

We ALWAYS smile, laugh and have a wonderful time!

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These are the things that my family members have NEVER used or done:

 

Salon (though would like to one of these cruises)

Spa

Art Auction

Afternoon tea (want to do)

Chef's Table

Martini Tasting (want to do)

2.0 stuff (not been on a ship with any 2.0 stuff yet)

Quest

Played a table in the casino (only do slots, quarter flinger, string cutter...never done a slots tourney)

Done the ship tour (want to)

Paid to have laundry done (we do use the self service laundry)

 

All other things have been tried by at least 1 member of my family.

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Just curious. We love to cruise more than anything, but DO NOT do a lot of the things that others say they love about cruising.

 

We NEVER get in a hot tub

We NEVER get in a pool

We NEVER get room service

WE NEVER go to Specialty Restaurants or pay for specialty coffee/dessert

We NEVER eat breakfast in the MDR

We NEVER get soft serve ice cream

WE NEVER go to the Comedy Club

We NEVER watch TV or use the internet services

We NEVER watch anything on the horrid Big Screen

We NEVER go to a TALK

We NEVER learned how to fold towels

We NEVER take a TOUR

We NEVER go to the Spa

We NEVER got a temperary tattoo

We NEVER go to an Art Auction or Jewelry sale

We NEVER walk the track or jog or work out

We NEVER care to eat at the Chef's table

We NEVER go to the Captain's reception

We NEVER play shuffleboard, mini golf or go down the slide

We NEVER stand in line at Guest Services to complain

 

We SELDOM buy anything in the shops

We SELDOM go into the Casino

We SELDOM play bingo

WE SELDOM go to any activity on the list except for trivia games

 

I hate to say it but we USUALLY buy pictures

We ALWAYS buy a few Drinks daily

We ALWAYS go to a dance club for a little while

DW ALWAYS buys a Soda Card

We ALWAYS go to the Love and Marriage Gameshow

We ALWAYS take an afternoon nap

We ALWAYS lay out on deck for an hour each day

We ALWAYS go to the Welcome Back Party

We ALWAYS go to the Show, when there is one.

We USUALLY go to some Kareoki

We USUALLY see the sunrise and the sunset.

We ALWAYS have pizza out under the stars before going to bed.

WE ALWAYS love every minute and feel that every day is busy and full !

 

I am always amazed at how different people enjoy a cruise differently. It can truly be anything you want it to be......

 

What about YOU?

 

This is for Carnival only for me (have done HAL, and a couple have changed with the different ships):

 

Hot Tub: Only once a trip (different on HAL)

Pool: Only once a trip - not going all the way in, don't know what's under there (different on HAL)

Room Service: Haven't on Carnival

Speciality Restaurants: No

Paid for speciality coffee/dessert: I actually paid for a dessert once, very good!!!

Breakfast for MDR: No

Soft Serve Ice Cream: Definite YES!!!

Comedy Club: Yes

TV: Yes

Internet: No, could have if it was free

Big Screen: Only once for a Bulls/Heat playoff game, which wasn't originally on the schedule

Went to a talk: Not on Carnival

Fold Towels: No

Took a tour: On ship, no. On land, yes.

Spa: No

Temporary Tattoo: Definite no.

Art Auction/Jewelry Sale: No.

Walk track/jog: Actually did walk on the track while on Alaska trip.

Chef's Table: No

Captain's Reception: Did when it was in the showroom, now it is just pass it by, even though we did get a picture with the captain one time while it was in the atrium.

Shuffleboard: No

Mini Golf: Yes

Down the water slide: I wish I did last time, now I regret not doing it.

Guest Services: Not at Carnival, did have a slight issue on HAL that got resolved.

Shops: Not on Carnival, but did on HAL.

Casino: Yes

Bingo: Yes

Any activity except for trivia games: Did bags a few times

Trivia Games: Yes, actually got a ship-on-a-stick for sports trivia one time.

Pictures: Yes, do have a couple.

Drinks: Not paid, only time was the now-defunct farewell party (those whiskey sours were good).

Soda Card: Must have!!!

Love and Marriage Game Show: No

Afternoon nap: Did a time or two

Lay out on deck: No

Shows: Did a time or two, didn't care for it.

Karaoke: I want to be as far away from it, so no.

Pizza under the stars: Did a time or two

Loved every minute: Yes!!!

 

Others:

Stayed in the MDR for the servers dancing/singing: Yes.

Warm Melting Chocolate Cake: Always once a trip.

Been on camera for ship's channel: Yes

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We never:

Chefs Table

Salon

Spa

Buffet for dinner

go in the Sports Bar

go into the Night Clubs

go to port talks

art auction

alcohol sale

walk the track, well did once never again

 

We do:

afternoon tea

karaoka?

MDR for breakfast

hot tubs

Piano Bar

lay out in the sun everyday

order one piece of carrot cake from speciality coffe stand a week to share

go to the casino

go to the shows

order room service

bring a case of water on with us

eat lunch on the lido, most days

only eat WCMC one night on a cruise

go to comedy show

go to gym

check out what is on the big screen at night

 

Looks like my "have done list" is bigger then "have not done" list.

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We NEVER get in a hot tub

We NEVER get in a pool

We Always get room service

WE NEVER go to Specialty Restaurants or pay for specialty coffee/dessert

We Always eat breakfast in the MDR

We NEVER get soft serve ice cream

WE NEVER go to the Comedy Club

We Always watch TV and Rarely use the internet services

We NEVER have been on a ship yet with the horrid Big Screen

We NEVER go to a TALK

We NEVER learned how to fold towels

We Occasionally take a TOUR

We NEVER go to the Spa anymore-they're too pushy and too expensive

We NEVER got a temporary tattoo

We Used to go to an Art Auction or Jewelry sale but no more

We NEVER walk the track or jog or work out

We Always eat at the Chef's table

We NEVER go to the Captain's reception

We NEVER play shuffleboard, mini golf or go down the slide

We NEVER stand in line at Guest Services to complain

 

We SELDOM buy anything in the shops

We Always go into the Casino

We SELDOM play bingo

WE SELDOM go to any activity on the list except for trivia games

 

We Never buy pictures

We ALWAYS buy a few Drinks daily

We ALWAYS go to a dance club for a little while

We Never buy a Soda Card

We ALWAYS go to the Love and Marriage Gameshow

We ALWAYS take an afternoon nap

We ALWAYS lay out on deck for an hour each day

We ALWAYS go to the Welcome Back Party

We Rarely go to the Show, when there is one.

We Never go to some Karaoki

We USUALLY see the sunrise and the sunset.

We Never have pizza out under the stars before going to bed.

WE ALWAYS love every minute and feel that every day is busy and full !

 

We ALWAYS have Sushi in the evenings

We Always Visit the Piano Bar after dinner

We ALways choose Late Sitting MDR

We Always wait an hour to go into port and let everyone else be in a hurry

 

I am always amazed at how different people enjoy a cruise differently. It can truly be anything you want it to be......

 

What about YOU?

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We SELDOM get in a hot tub

We only get in a pool when it is a port day.

We Always get room service for breakfast on port days.

WE NEVER go to Specialty Restaurants

We ALWAYS eat lunch in the MDR on sea days

WE NEVER go to the Comedy Club

We Always watch TV and Never use the internet services

We NEVER have been on a ship yet with the horrid Big Screen

We NEVER go to a TALK

We NEVER learned how to fold towels

We Occasionally take a TOUR

We only go to the Spa if they offer a great deal on hot stone massages

We NEVER got a temporary tattoo

We NEVER go to an Art Auction or Jewelry sale but no more

We NEVER walk the track or jog or work out

We NEVER go to the Captain's reception

We NEVER play shuffleboard, mini golf or go down the slide

We NEVER stand in line at Guest Services to complain

We Usually buy t-shirts in the shops on the last day at sea

We NEVER go into the Casino

We NEVER play bingo

WE SELDOM go to any activity on the list except for trivia games

 

We Never buy pictures

We ALWAYS buy a few Drinks daily

We NEVER go to a dance club

We Never buy a Soda Card, except for my teenage daughter

We NEVER go to the Love and Marriage Gameshow

We ALWAYS take an afternoon nap

We NEVER lay out on deck for an hour each day

We NEVER go to the Welcome Back Party

We ALWAYS go to the Professional Production Show, when there is one.

We USUALLY go to some Karaoki

We USUALLY see the sunrise and the sunset.

We Never have pizza out under the stars before going to bed.

WE ALWAYS love every minute and feel that every day is busy and full !

 

We Always choose Anytime Dining in the MDR

We Always wait an hour to go into port and let everyone else be in a hurry

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I never have a bad time.

 

I always wish my cruise was longer and my next one was sooner!

 

I will be taking my 26th cruise next month and have never been to a show.

 

 

 

Enjoyable Posts. Thanks Everyone for playing. Interesting what folks do and don't do and you came up with some great ones I didn't think of! I especially like the two posts above! Wow about having never seen a show in 25 Cruises! Also there are some great tips in this thread as well.

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I've never seen a production show in 8 cruises either. Not my thing. I have also never done Chef's table, dance lessons, or any of the "talks". Also never got internet services or even THOUGHT about anything involving exercising. Everything else, I've tried at least once, but some I won't do again. Not so into Bingo, Spa, Salon, and don't care about ice cream. Probably ONE shopping spree and ONE temporary tattoo was enough, though it DID make a really neat-o tan line.

ALWAYS: Laundry service, comedy club, casino, room service. Always watch at least one movie in the room and order RS and just veg for a while, usually get in a nap or two, totally enjoy the hairy chest contest, like the trivia, and even karaoke...I don't sing but it IS very entertaining!

 

I do want to do the behind the scenes tours at some point in life...and the chef's table. And God knows some dance lessons would do me some good. I'm putting those on my list for future cruises.

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NEVER got in a hot tub -Warm "people stew" EEEUUUwww - will use one at home!

NEVER got in a pool - Cold "people stew"

Never went to art auction

Never got a soda card

Never smuggled booze

Never brought wine on board

Never brought soft drinks or water on board

Never lay out in the sun

Never go to the gym

Never tried the slides - afraid I'd get stuck or break them!

Never tried the steak house - I want to, dh doesn't

Never used internet service

Never ate dinner at the buffet on Lido

 

Always go to tea

Always go to casino

Always play in slots tournament

Always have breakfast in MDR

Always have a Kiss on the Lips drink

Always play trivia - have won two ships on a stick

Always play bingo

 

Other people's list give me ideas for future cruises - there's always somethings I want to do that I never get around to. Also makes me realize how different people are in their likes and dislikes. Good thread!

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I want to know why with all these people who never use the gym, it's always packed when I go there to work off all the food I've been eating!:)

 

We NEVER do the art auction

We NEVER play bingo (it's gotten terribly complicated and it's too much like work)

 

We do most everything else but not every cruise. Although I will be keeping an eye out for yellow water in the pools and hot tubs!

 

Love the Steakhouse, Chocolate Melting Cake, Slots in the Casino, the Lido deck, room service in the am, coffee and danish on the balcony, days at sea, getting a pedicure or some treatment in the spa, miniature golf, getting the internet package so I can post pics on Facebook and make my friends jealous. etc. etc.

 

Looking forward to the Movies on deck - our first chance to do this, one of these days I will try the slide, and just having fun. Can't wait until June 2013!

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WE NEVER go to Specialty Restaurants or pay for specialty coffee/dessert

We NEVER go to a TALK

We NEVER learned how to fold towels

We NEVER take a TOUR

We NEVER got a temperary tattoo

We NEVER go to an Art Auction or Jewelry sale (made the mistake to attend the Art Auction once...NEVER AGAIN!!)

We NEVER care to eat at the Chef's table

We NEVER go to the Captain's reception

We NEVER stand in line at Guest Services to complain

We NEVER buy the soda card (bring a few of our own, which is sufficient)

We NEVER lose weight on a cruise

We NEVER allow the kids to stay up past 11:30 (a short CC night owls program for them).

We NEVER purchase Carnival's excursions

We NEVER have our teeth whitened

WE NEVER get a seaweed "weight loss/inches loss" wrap----what a scam

 

We SELDOM go to the Spa (except to use their showers or sit in the sauna)

We SELDOM buy anything in the shops

We SELDOM play the scavenger hunt

We SELDOM get in a hot tub

We get in the pool...Always (when bringing the kids), Never (when cruising without the kids)

WE SELDOM go to the Comedy Club

We SELDOM watch TV or use the internet services

We SELDOM watch anything on the Big Screen

We occasionally walk the track or jog or work out

 

We ALWAYS use the "wash n fold $15 special" on day 3 or 4 (and roll up the dirty clothes tight before putting in the laundry bag)

We ALWAYS purchase the duty-free liquor special on the ship (it's a great deal!)

We ALWAYS play bingo

We ALWAYS order BOTH the lobster and Prime Rib in the MDR on Elegant Night (but can never eat it all)

We AlWAYS order dessert after dinner, at the Warm Chocolate Melting cake at least once

We ALWAYS order a Cappuccino with dessert in the MDR

We USUALLY buy a couple pictures

We USUALLY go into the Casino

We ALWAYS play mini golf and go down the slide, but not at the same time :p For all of you afraid of getting stuck, I'm quite "curvy" and have never had a problem. It's fun...JUST DO IT :)

We ALWAYS get room service (coffee in the morning, breakfast "snack" to keep the kiddos happy while we get ready for the day)

We USUALLY eat breakfast in the MDR (love the eggs benedict and caramel baked banana)

We ALWAYS get soft serve ice cream daily (yep, kiddo influenced, again)

We ALWAYS buy a few Drinks daily

We ALWAYS go to a dance club for a little while

We ALWAYS go to the Love and Marriage Gameshow

We ALWAYS take an afternoon nap

We ALWAYS sit on the balcony in the morning, drinking coffee, while the kids still are sleeping, and watch the sunrise and (on port days) the ship dock.

We ALWAYS allow the kiddos to eat dinner at Camp Carnival, if they want.

We ALWAYS go to the Show, when there is one.

We USUALLY go to some Karaoke

We USUALLY see the sunrise and the sunset.

We ALWAYS bring the allotted 1 bottle of wine per person

We ALWAYS buy the duty-free liquor special (it's actually a great deal!)

We ALWAYS have pizza out under the stars before going to bed or allow the kiddos to have it for breakfast.

WE ALWAYS love every minute and feel that every day is busy and full!

WE ALWAYS let our children play at Camp Carnival as much as they ask, but don't "make" them go. They love it so much, they request to be there daily.

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