Rare 3rdGenCunarder Posted August 11, 2014 #26 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Well, they care about clotted flaming cream so why not loyalty cards? :D:D J Euwww! Doesn't the cream curdle if you try to flame it??? :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Scrapnana Posted August 11, 2014 #27 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Actually, I think that if anything substantive at all has come out of this thread it is that, by and large, people on Cunard generally don't care about it. You should take a swing by some of the other boards and you would, I would dare to suggest, be totally gobsmacked at the seriousness of the discussions on this very topic. Not only that, but you would be amazed, horrified, and depressed in equal measure by the sense of entitlement that some of the protagonists clearly harbour in their loyal little bosoms. J You will also see many people have their status in their signatures. I am Spentafortune level on Line R I am Double Gold Ingot level on Line C I am Million Days at Sea level on Line H I agree that you see less of the emphasis on this on Cunard and on the Cunard CC forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady49Monet Posted August 11, 2014 #28 Share Posted August 11, 2014 You will also see many people have their status in their signatures. I am Spentafortune level on Line R I am Double Gold Ingot level on Line C I am Million Days at Sea level on Line H I agree that you see less of the emphasis on this on Cunard and on the Cunard CC forum. Well now I am really laughing out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Avery Posted August 11, 2014 #29 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Double Gold Ingot Level does have a certain cachet. Taking it to the extra level sort of like Double Secret Probation in Animal House.:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady49Monet Posted August 11, 2014 #30 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Double Gold Ingot Level does have a certain cachet. Taking it to the extra level sort of like Double Secret Probation in Animal House.:eek: [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]'chuckling' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cunardaddict Posted August 11, 2014 #31 Share Posted August 11, 2014 (edited) In the periodic table it comes right next door to Cantaffordium. J That makes Gold to come close to Cheapaboozium Edited August 11, 2014 by cunardaddict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady49Monet Posted August 11, 2014 #32 Share Posted August 11, 2014 That makes Gold to come close to Cheapaboozium Well just so I am clear where does my Ruby status come? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruachan Posted August 11, 2014 #33 Share Posted August 11, 2014 That makes Gold to come close to Cheapaboozium Oh! Well, I'm no chemist, but I thought Chepaboozium was one of the Transactinides, right up there next to Livertrashedium. J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruachan Posted August 11, 2014 #34 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Well just so I am clear where does my Ruby status come? It entitles you to a free tat in any Ruby Arts studio of your choice. :D:D J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady49Monet Posted August 11, 2014 #35 Share Posted August 11, 2014 It entitles you to a free tat in any Ruby Arts studio of your choice. :D:D J [emoji2][emoji2][emoji2] I like to know my place[emoji6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmb1 Posted August 11, 2014 Author #36 Share Posted August 11, 2014 What about a compound made of bromine and silver?(check out a periodic table) ;) BrAg? Shame on you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balf Posted August 11, 2014 #37 Share Posted August 11, 2014 . What does it matter how many times you have been on a ship? Obviously it does to some judged by the lists or previous cruises often added to posts. David. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmb1 Posted August 11, 2014 Author #38 Share Posted August 11, 2014 OK, let's forget the level beyond the level beyond Diamond, my mistake. But there really ought to be a level that the Diamonds can look forward to. And I believe that 600 nights on board is the right threshold. 600 is DC in Roman numerals, but that doesn't suggest anything other than Washington and he never sailed anywhere. A title recalling Samuel Cunard would be nice, but "Sam's Club" just doesn't cut it. Back to square one. Maybe just plain old "600 Level" would be best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Avery Posted August 11, 2014 #39 Share Posted August 11, 2014 OK, let's forget the level beyond the level beyond Diamond, my mistake. But there really ought to be a level that the Diamonds can look forward to. And I believe that 600 nights on board is the right threshold. 600 is DC in Roman numerals, but that doesn't suggest anything other than Washington and he never sailed anywhere. A title recalling Samuel Cunard would be nice, but "Sam's Club" just doesn't cut it. Back to square one. Maybe just plain old "600 Level" would be best. Worked for Mercedes. Well, SL600.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salacia Posted August 11, 2014 #40 Share Posted August 11, 2014 OK, let's forget the level beyond the level beyond Diamond, my mistake. But there really ought to be a level that the Diamonds can look forward to. And I believe that 600 nights on board is the right threshold. 600 is DC in Roman numerals, but that doesn't suggest anything other than Washington and he never sailed anywhere. A title recalling Samuel Cunard would be nice, but "Sam's Club" just doesn't cut it. Back to square one. Maybe just plain old "600 Level" would be best. December 25, 1776...Washington crossed the Delaware River, but no doubt there are those who would rather not be reminded of the occasion :eek::D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudhen Posted August 11, 2014 #41 Share Posted August 11, 2014 This has to be the best and funniest thread I've read on CC in a LONG time! Looking forward to becoming a "dumb blonde" on this next one.........PLATINUM, of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauer-kraut Posted August 12, 2014 #42 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I'm thinking the cards could look like this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underwatr Posted August 12, 2014 #43 Share Posted August 12, 2014 (edited) I think we should stick with the metal theme. How about Thallium or Arsenic or maybe Polonium? :cool: J Set the level at 5,000 nights and call it "Unobtanium." EDIT: Posted before reading. Carry on! :) Edited August 12, 2014 by Underwatr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare 3rdGenCunarder Posted August 12, 2014 #44 Share Posted August 12, 2014 OK, let's forget the level beyond the level beyond Diamond, my mistake. But there really ought to be a level that the Diamonds can look forward to. And I believe that 600 nights on board is the right threshold. 600 is DC in Roman numerals, but that doesn't suggest anything other than Washington and he never sailed anywhere. A title recalling Samuel Cunard would be nice, but "Sam's Club" just doesn't cut it. Back to square one. Maybe just plain old "600 Level" would be best. Actually, he did. He went to Barbados when he was a young man of nineteen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salacia Posted August 12, 2014 #45 Share Posted August 12, 2014 (edited) Actually, he did. He went to Barbados when he was a young man of nineteen. Thanks, that's a very interesting bit of history. Apparently, he learned a great deal in Barbados about armaments and fortifications, and as a result of contracting a mild case of smallpox, he became immune - which allowed him to continue to lead his troops when outbreaks occurred during the Revolutionary War. In a way, I suppose that if he hadn't gone to Barbados, he might not been able to cross the Delaware River to fight and win a decisive battle. (I can almost hear George saying: Get a grip, men! This is only a frozen river! I sailed all the way to Barbados on holiday when you boys were in your cradle. I got sick, and survived! Now pick up those oars and row harder!) Gotta love History:) Edited August 12, 2014 by Salacia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austcruiser84 Posted August 12, 2014 #46 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I am reminded of an episode from the sit com Frasier, called 'Door Jam' (Season 10). After experiencing the silver level of an exclusive spa, Frasier and his brother Niles discover there is a gold level. They are outraged and complain endlessly. Frasier's producer Roz mocks them for their obsession with climbing the tiers: Roz: It's a spa! How much better could it be? I mean, are they gonna carry you around like a sultan? You gonna be massaged by supermodels? And what if you do get through the gold door? What next, the diamond door? And after that a titanium door! And after that a plutonium door! If you haven't seen the episode, you can find it online easily. While I do think another level of Cunard World Club is actually needed, I'm not hung up about it. I do concur with several others who have pointed out how much of a hot issue loyalty tiers is with posters on other lines' forums. On Princess people get very passionate about the 'Elite' level. Princess cruisers take great pride in telling you their status. It was THE topic of conversation on the first night of my cruise last December. So, any takers for Titanium or Plutonium? Here's some of the perks I'm thinking: Titanium (more than 300 days): - a titanium pin - express line at the Kings Court and a 30% larger plate to pile even more food on - roped off section of the promenade deck for deck chair use - head start of 5 squares in every bingo game - the right to a kettle in your stateroom - priority laundrette use / reservation of washers and driers - 40% larger chocolates at evening turn down Plutonium (more than 1000 days) All of the above, plus: - as a plutonium pin would be hazardous to one's health, you get a very special 'it's not as good as the QE2' complainers' memorial pin - priority lifeboat embarkation in the event of sinking - the right to wear whatever you like on formal evenings - the ability to select the exact dog kennel cage for your pooch on Transatlantic crossings (new K-grade cage selection through booking website) - the ability to not only delete all gratuities, but to demand gratuities from Cunard to the sum of $200 USD - ability to upgrade yourself to whatever stateroom you like within your class of travel - trumpeteers to announce your arrival on board - guaranteed clotted cream at afternoon tea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoozy Posted August 12, 2014 #47 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I am reminded of an episode from the sit com Frasier, called 'Door Jam' (Season 10). After experiencing the silver level of an exclusive spa, Frasier and his brother Niles discover there is a gold level. They are outraged and complain endlessly. Frasier's producer Roz mocks them for their obsession with climbing the tiers: Roz: It's a spa! How much better could it be? I mean, are they gonna carry you around like a sultan? You gonna be massaged by supermodels? And what if you do get through the gold door? What next, the diamond door? And after that a titanium door! And after that a plutonium door! If you haven't seen the episode, you can find it online easily. While I do think another level of Cunard World Club is actually needed, I'm not hung up about it. I do concur with several others who have pointed out how much of a hot issue loyalty tiers is with posters on other lines' forums. On Princess people get very passionate about the 'Elite' level. Princess cruisers take great pride in telling you their status. It was THE topic of conversation on the first night of my cruise last December. So, any takers for Titanium or Plutonium? Here's some of the perks I'm thinking: Titanium (more than 300 days): - a titanium pin - express line at the Kings Court and a 30% larger plate to pile even more food on - roped off section of the promenade deck for deck chair use - head start of 5 squares in every bingo game - the right to a kettle in your stateroom - priority laundrette use / reservation of washers and driers - 40% larger chocolates at evening turn down Plutonium (more than 1000 days) All of the above, plus: - as a plutonium pin would be hazardous to one's health, you get a very special 'it's not as good as the QE2' complainers' memorial pin - priority lifeboat embarkation in the event of sinking - the right to wear whatever you like on formal evenings - the ability to select the exact dog kennel cage for your pooch on Transatlantic crossings (new K-grade cage selection through booking website) - the ability to not only delete all gratuities, but to demand gratuities from Cunard to the sum of $200 USD - ability to upgrade yourself to whatever stateroom you like within your class of travel - trumpeteers to announce your arrival on board - guaranteed clotted cream at afternoon tea This is so funny, thank you for making me laugh. Denise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmb1 Posted August 12, 2014 Author #48 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Actually, he did. He went to Barbados when he was a young man of nineteen.You are correct of course. I just forgot. And I regret that 600 -> DC -> Washington bit; one of my feeble attempts at humor, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunky2219 Posted August 12, 2014 #49 Share Posted August 12, 2014 (edited) December 25, 1776...Washington crossed the Delaware River, but no doubt there are those who would rather not be reminded of the occasion :eek::D I'm not au fait with the historical reference, but I suspect that anyone who would rather not be reminded has been pushing up daisies for a good 200 years. Referring to more contemporary history, rumour at this side of the pond has it that the only time George W used his passport before he got the big job was when he went to Disneyland. . Edited August 12, 2014 by Chunky2219 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepperrn Posted August 12, 2014 #50 Share Posted August 12, 2014 ... Plutonium (more than 1000 days)All of the above, plus: - as a plutonium pin would be hazardous to one's health, you get a very special 'it's not as good as the QE2' complainers' memorial pin - priority lifeboat embarkation in the event of sinking - the right to wear whatever you like on formal evenings - the ability to select the exact dog kennel cage for your pooch on Transatlantic crossings (new K-grade cage selection through booking website) - the ability to not only delete all gratuities, but to demand gratuities from Cunard to the sum of $200 USD - ability to upgrade yourself to whatever stateroom you like within your class of travel - trumpeteers to announce your arrival on board - guaranteed clotted cream at afternoon tea Can I request, for those passengers in Britannia Grade, that the following perk be added to your excellent list please? - no bottle of Pol awaiting you on embarkation (I esp liked the "'it's not as good as the QE2' complainers' memorial pin" :D ) Thank you for your brilliant work, and making me laugh :) Best wishes, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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