seabum Posted November 21, 2017 Author #51 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Disclaimer - I did not write the following - hate to get accused of plagiarizing - Just passing it along - A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light ! Figured it was timely as I am packing for my upcoming cruise - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tandemcruzr Posted November 21, 2017 #52 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Disclaimer - I did not write the following - hate to get accused of plagiarizing - Just passing it along - A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light ! Figured it was timely as I am packing for my upcoming cruise - Like :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrate13 Posted November 21, 2017 #53 Share Posted November 21, 2017 OMG, another joke? :eek::eek::eek: You'll be banned for life. :D This is a serious board, don't you understand that?:evilsmile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnivaladdix120 Posted November 21, 2017 #54 Share Posted November 21, 2017 I thought is was pretty funny! Not sure why some folks always have to so uptight. I definitely can't imagine sailing with them that's for sure! I'm WAY too corny and silly so they'd really hate me! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdalva Posted November 21, 2017 #55 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Lets not forget that cruise ship pools (all pools really) are dangerous. Several people have drowned over the years, so water IS dangerous. Lets all be careful out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruckerDave Posted November 22, 2017 #56 Share Posted November 22, 2017 But it is interesting that you chose to plagiarize other people's words and material and present it under a very disturbing headline like "Carnival pools -dangerous". Not really something a rational minded grown up would do. You may think it was funny, but I do not. It is not that I do not have a sense of humor,. It is just that I find it as dumb as waving and yelling "Hi Jack" as you enter the security line at an airport. Or yelling "man overboard" while standing at a deck 9 railing on a cruise ship. Or yelling "Fire" in a nightclub or restaurant. Or yelling "Gun" in a dark movie theatre. Or running up to a beat cop in a city and telling them that there is a bank robbery going on at the bank around the corner and then running away. Or yelling terrorist on an airplane at 32,000 feet. Just plain dumb, nothing more, just dumb. Are you F'ing serious????? Putting this joke in the same category as the examples you cite???:o You may not have liked the joke or even got it, but to equate it to yelling fire or gun in todays world is just ASININE. This little joke, which many on here have found funny, hardly rises to the level of you have taken it to. Get over yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreadpirate3 Posted November 22, 2017 #57 Share Posted November 22, 2017 I found it hilarious! Just like the chemtrails believers who are scared of frozen DHMO. AKA Ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinders411 Posted November 22, 2017 #58 Share Posted November 22, 2017 almost getting too easy to get this crowd riled up - Wanna talk about smuggling (LOL) :eek: LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzeluver Posted November 22, 2017 #59 Share Posted November 22, 2017 I thought it was hilarious. Some folks need to get over themselves. "You need a lot of drinks. To kill the bug that you have up your a$$." - Jack Nicholson in "Terms of Endearment". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bptex Posted November 22, 2017 #60 Share Posted November 22, 2017 There is also loads of sodium chloride in the pool water. This stuff can eat steel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naxer Posted November 22, 2017 #61 Share Posted November 22, 2017 I thought it was funny. But I mostly come here for entertainment...and to make it look like I'm doing something at work. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaded Lady Posted November 22, 2017 #62 Share Posted November 22, 2017 I will tell you that when I read this, I immediately thought about my last cruise... first of all, let me say I was an English major, not chemistry, so the joke completely bypassed me! But on my last cruise on the Breeze I spent about an hour lazing in the Lido deck pool which had just been refilled (and I presume re-chemicaled) and promptly spent the next 3 days on fire with some kind of a chemical burn all over my body! So when I read the first post, I thought Okay, it's not just me, it's Carnival's fault!!! (side note- I kept reading and realized I have no one to blame except my own aging skin! It started off with me not being able to get into hot tubs without my skin reacting, now it seems I have the same issue with pools. UGH!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pellaz Posted November 22, 2017 #63 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Your mileage may vary (though with a typo) - and lather rinse repeat Ahh, of course. I should have recognized that at once. :rolleyes: Lets not forget that cruise ship pools (all pools really) are dangerous. Several people have drowned over the years, so water IS dangerous. Lets all be careful out there. Carnival's pools are marginally safer than they used to be since they are employing "pool monitors" now. I'm glad, having sailed on a cruise right after a child drowned in the Lido pool on the Victory. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbelc Posted November 29, 2017 #64 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Actually, they use filtered sea water for the pools. It’s very salty. I didn’t mean to taste it. Sent from my iPad using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggertastic Posted November 30, 2017 #65 Share Posted November 30, 2017 I prefer it in solid form, in my drinks Sent from my iPad using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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