Danno Posted December 11, 2005 #1 Share Posted December 11, 2005 I just stubbled on a new BB for the crew of cruise ships, CREW'S CRITIC...here are some of the more interesting threads!! Got run over by a nasty lady racing to the buffet ...by healingnicely Busted my butt and got a lousy $10 tip :mad: ....by waittilnexttimebuddy Can't take it any more !!!...by Spanisheyessinger You're kidding...right ??...by GRangel Whine, whine, whine ... by anotherGRangel You want how many lobster :eek: ??...hogherdingserver You'll never know what's REALLY in your soup ...by fedupsoupguy One day pal, we'll meet OFF the ship :mad: ... by crewpersonabused Let's me get this straight, you want a free cruise for what??...by nutcasehelper Get this , a pax wanted the rules enforced!...by gottabekidding What is in this $#@&%$ thing??...by bertthebaggageguy Oh, look, a floater...by diaperdiver Honest, he took one last bite and exploded :eek: !!...by buddythebuffetguy Oh, no, not again!!!...by Spanisheyesbartender You get the idea...anyone else have any interesting threads for CREW'S CRITIC?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excitedofharpenden Posted December 11, 2005 #2 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Love them, Danno. I think we could get a few more laughs on this thread!:) This passenger at dinner told me to put the "X" motif on his plate in the 12 o' clock position - by nearlyfellover How I made a lasting impression on stage as Cruise Director - by trippedupthestairs Why is there always one on the cruise? - thinkstheycankaraoke I saw this guy fall right off his bar stool - makemineadouble The lady in the aft cabin moaned like h*ll - by ipukedonherbalcony Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno Posted December 11, 2005 Author #3 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Sounded like the cabin was being demolished!!!....by honeymoonersnextdoor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaerobear Posted December 11, 2005 #4 Share Posted December 11, 2005 woo hoo finally a little levity here. Thanks Ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calamity Posted December 11, 2005 #5 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Danno and Phil, Thanks for making me laugh so much ! Kleo:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlemichael Posted December 11, 2005 #6 Share Posted December 11, 2005 "Why does the passenger in 6201 say everything loudly and slowly? My English is better than hers". Halfwaytoheaven "Her cabin is like a disco there are so many blue lights" Igotstuckaft "i've changed my name to Vasopolis and I expect I'll be captain inside 6 months " Hellenic "Breakfast is late because they put the clocks back and no one told the crew!" Sleepyhead "There are Australians on board. Thank heavens for pre-tipping otherwise we would get nothing!" AussieAussieAussie "Madam, remove your hand. The eggs are easy over, I'm not!" DonJuan . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno Posted December 11, 2005 Author #7 Share Posted December 11, 2005 We've got a hairy what competion now :eek: ...by gotonaCarnivalshipbymistake Some idiot claims we shorted him 3 square feet...by cabintapemeasurefella They make Middle east terrorists look like boy scouts...seniorsgroupgirl Someone get me an eraser :D ...beerdater X doesn't want me :( .... dresscodeenforcer Take my wife, please...cruisehostagenegotiator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannna Posted December 11, 2005 #8 Share Posted December 11, 2005 "stubbled" hmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno Posted December 11, 2005 Author #9 Share Posted December 11, 2005 "stubbled" hmm eekkkk....how about stumbled :D ...I'v jus get ta lurn 2 pruf reed this stuf be4 I hit Submitt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usha Posted December 11, 2005 #10 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Take this power washer and put it "aft". by cabanaboy The crew's from Hell by bluelightknight Mystery ingredients by jeff boyardee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptData Posted December 11, 2005 #11 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Upgraded!!! by Hardtocomeby Foul smell.. By Stinker Spa question... by Lovinghands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greydog Posted December 12, 2005 #12 Share Posted December 12, 2005 She ran off with my best friend...by AndIMisshim How can I get over her....by Whenshe'sunderhim! A ring on her finger means nothing....by Whenshehastimeonherhands She got the goldmine....by Igottheshaft She's thinkin single....by Imdrinkindouble Her lips tell me no no....by Buttheresyesyesinhereyes Hey, I'm as good at this as I am at karoke....by Me:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
widget Posted December 12, 2005 #13 Share Posted December 12, 2005 She ran off with my best friend...by AndIMisshim How can I get over her....by Whenshe'sunderhim! A ring on her finger means nothing....by Whenshehastimeonherhands She got the goldmine....by Igottheshaft She's thinkin single....by Imdrinkindouble Her lips tell me no no....by Buttheresyesyesinhereyes Hey, I'm as good at this as I am at karoke....by Me:o Hmmm, is this supposed to be a "Crew's Critic" message board, or a country western song message board??;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongerob Posted December 12, 2005 #14 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Please quit calling me Stewart...ApuNahasapeemapetilon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usha Posted December 12, 2005 #15 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Please quit calling me Stewart...ApuNahasapeemapetilon That's pretty good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arubalisa Posted December 12, 2005 #16 Share Posted December 12, 2005 It's a Ship, Not a "Boat" ...boysplaying inthebathtub Port or Starboard? ...dontknow leftfromright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricia724 Posted December 12, 2005 #17 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Deck chair, deck chair, wherefore art thou by cantbelievethosechairhogs Which way to the dinning room by cantspellworthash** Four o'clock shrimp cocktail by dontlikecrackersncheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andym Posted December 12, 2005 #18 Share Posted December 12, 2005 'They think tipping up front gives them better service !!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emptynest1 Posted December 12, 2005 #19 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Danno, this is too funny. I am laughing so hard I can't think of anything to add.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno Posted December 12, 2005 Author #20 Share Posted December 12, 2005 I'm tired of smiling at rude jerks :( ...bycontractalmostup Is that a passenger or a pack mule ??...by notipsforthebarstaff (SPLASH)...Let them annoy the sharks!!...by wornoutkidsclubgirl The long, long, long line...that's yours...by welcometocaptainsclub Lady, lady, just a second...aaahhhhhhh!!...by stormedbyseniors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Host Anne Posted December 12, 2005 #21 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Ahhh....I wish I had time to be so clever. Thanks for the laughs. I'm sure the crew would be laughing right along with you!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno Posted December 12, 2005 Author #22 Share Posted December 12, 2005 I never thought of the crew reading this...you think they do?? If they indeed do, keep up the good work guys and girls...see you in Feb on Galaxy. A couple more interesting threads... It must be tip night... by diningroom1/2full Swimming with sharks while on a cruise...by lawyersinthepool GET ON THE TENDER...NOW!!! ...by nastyexviking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptData Posted December 12, 2005 #23 Share Posted December 12, 2005 The Ballroom Blitz by ShakeRattleandRoll Swan Lake by Bathroomhurmour She's got to dance by Rollininthehay 40 Winks by Drunkinsailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno Posted December 13, 2005 Author #24 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Live porn on Celebrity ships...by oppswrongcabin I've never seen a pax drink that much :eek: ... by Newtsbartender Huge brawl after the game!!...by triviatroll When it snapped, it sounded like a rifle shot :eek: ...by fatfellainaspeedo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imsulin2 Posted December 13, 2005 #25 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Where does the crew sleep at night? By: inurcabinuvcourse. I've been on 30 cruises and never tip! By: ivegotbruddasindamob. Waiter - there's a fly in my soup! By: andtheresnothinginyourfly. Where's the dinning room? By: wherescreamingchildrensit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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