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My off-key Harmony "LIVE" 2/3/18

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So, I was wrong. "We" were not all unpacked. I was. The wife is still unpacking. And she's jealous that I'm a guy and don't travel with 3 steamer trunks of clothing, footwear, and makeup. Sorta like in the old movies, but, not a matched set. But, I am keeping her plied with a steady stream of champagne that was in the room when we arrived... I think I will survive this injustice unscathed.0d378add5fbce9aa0a3f4cb71f11cb4e.jpg

 

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Dude. Seriously? You can't take your booze to muster?!?!?!? If the ship is sinking you can guarantee I'll have a drink in my hand! Maybe two. Try to keep me out of the life boat sans a bottle of beer!

 

On the bright side our muster location is in the AquaTheater, so, we have comfy chairs! But, no booze. Another thing to bring up to Captain Stubbing.

 

On another good note, RCCL has seen fit to provide us with a pet. See the photo attached of "Jimmi the snail". Our almost 15yo daughter named him. He's on the side of the deck.

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Jimmi as seen from our dry muster drill. It's not even dry humor. No humor at all. I think I should suggest the muster drill people take lessons from Southwest airlines staff. They put the fun in Safety!

 

Do I talk to Captain Stubbing or Julie the cruise director... I think I'm starting to get the shakes from withdrawal. cae2b5c4b1d2719c5d92c9296a4a81c4.jpg

 

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So, I was wrong. "We" were not all unpacked. I was. The wife is still unpacking. And she's jealous that I'm a guy and don't travel with 3 steamer trunks of clothing, footwear, and makeup. Sorta like in the old movies, but, not a matched set. But, I am keeping her plied with a steady stream of champagne that was in the room when we arrived... I think I will survive this injustice unscathed.0d378add5fbce9aa0a3f4cb71f11cb4e.jpg

 

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He was done quick. I had myself and our teen daughter to unpack. He also kept trying to hang random tacky photos on the walls. No. No until I have photos done.

 

Muster. They made me slam my champagne with raspberries. No worries, I'll replace it with another pomagranate margarita after this. Star Class is amazing so far. No waiting and everyone hops to help you even when you don't mind waiting.

 

Two people invited to our super bowl party so far. One from S. Africa and her hubby from England. Just waiting for sail away and meet and mingle for more victims...

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So, haven't updated in a while, what to post? Well, survived muster and was able to get a drink before the DT's set in. :)

 

Note, do not do something stupid and try to go to Johnny Rockets far a shake after muster. The staff there at that time I swear are on probation for lousy service. Wife drank two pomerganite margaritas while wait for the spawns shake. That included the time it took for me to order drink, deliver it, go back to Sabor to order again. It's a milkshake. It's what you're known for. It's not rocket science. But, I digress, a lot....

 

Eventually ended up in the suite lounge and met a few fellow CC folks. I'm proud to say I sat and had drinks with Bill W. I can now say I am in fact a friend of Bill W. Granted, William is his middle name, but, whatever. It works for me! Can't wait to tell my dad, he'll be so proud! :) :) :)

 

Picture attached is of Bill W's socks.

 

Had dinner at Sabor. Place was empty. What is wrong with people?!?!? This place has some of the best food on the ship! Plus, tequila, lots of tequila. And those fresh chips. I could subsist on those for a couple of days! Still pissed that some whiny pansy FDA or some other useless governmental organization has force the wonderful staff of Sabor to stop preparing guacamole at your table. Why? Why can't we have nice things?!?!?!?!

 

Ended up in the casino, of course. I swear they are rigging the roulette wheel. 2 0's and a 00 in the span of 4 spins?!?!?! What are the odds? Seriously, what are the odds of that, I've had too many beers to math right now.

 

More to come later, need to head back to room to prepare for the Superbowl Owl party!

 

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