Service animals,my service parrot

[albingirl]

They’d better not question him. He’s liable to say something off color.

Franco has a bit of a temper. However, he calms down easily with one sip of my beverage of choice. He would love happy hour!!! And the peanuts galore. Do you think I can get some unsalted for him?

[3rdGenCunarder]

Franco has a bit of a temper. However, he calms down easily with one sip of my beverage of choice. He would love happy hour!!! And the peanuts galore. Do you think I can get some unsalted for him?

 

Call customer service, I'm sure they can tell you about the peanut supply on board.

 

If there's time before you travel with Franco, could you teach him a few phrases that many posters here would like to have him say on board? I'm thinking "Keep the libraries!" or "Fix your website."

[albingirl]

Call customer service, I'm sure they can tell you about the peanut supply on board.

 

If there's time before you travel with Franco, could you teach him a few phrases that many posters here would like to have him say on board? I'm thinking "Keep the libraries!" or "Fix your website."

He's very busy mastering the Spanish language right now. But he does train easily and I am sure your request can be accommodated. His favorite right now is "Onboard Credit!" in Spanish.

[haladdict]

Get Franco a credit card and bill it all to him.

Sandra

[RandyinDEN]

I have a good recipe for service parrots if you would like me to share it.

[ShipWalker]

I have a good recipe for service parrots if you would like me to share it.

 

Well done, Sir. Well done.

[ithaca gal]

Well done, Sir. Well done.

 

Actually, quite rare. Quite rare.

[TiogaCruiser]

Thanks for a good laugh before calling it a night.

[haladdict]

I have a good recipe for service parrots if you would like me to share it.

After you have finished eating, you have the beck left, in case you are out of toothpicks.

Sandra

[CrossBluePerchance]

After you have finished eating, you have the beck left, in case you are out of toothpicks.

Sandra

 

If there's a "beck" I guess there has to be a "call"?

[sail7seas]

Someone tried to bring their 'service' peacock onto Delta flight (I think that was the r airline) but they were refused.

[sail7seas]

LOL

My grand puppy!!’ She is the love of

Our life!!! She keeps us grounded!!!

So love this thread!

Keep it coming!

Denise:)

 

 

 

LOVE this dog. She looks to be a real Love Nothing like the love of a 'fur ba by'. ::)

[albingirl]

If there's a "beck" I guess there has to be a "call"?

I've had to cover Franco's ears during these last exchanges. He is quite sensitive, you know.

[albingirl]

Someone tried to bring their 'service' peacock onto Delta flight (I think that was the r airline) but they were refused.

But, nonetheless, they allowed a duck. Franco and I were quite entertained by that.

[haladdict]

I googled and there are parrot recipes online. Franco wouldn't want to hear where the spices go.

Sandra

[albingirl]

I googled and there are parrot recipes online. Franco wouldn't want to hear where the spices go.

Sandra

Franco is very encouraging about a vegetarian diet. He has very strong opinions.

[igraf]

I am assuming that this is not just a joke.

 

You do not have a service parrot. You have a pet, just like any other pet that provides general companionship.

 

Trained service dogs are for people with legitimate disabilities such as blindness. You mock the truly disabled by referring to a parrot as a service animal.

 

igraf

 

 

 

 

So, let's say I have a service parrot who comforts me in times of stress. Do you think Holland America will let him board with me? He does have a bit of a salty tongue.

[haladdict]

I have enjoyed this thread. Lots of fun and has kept my mind busy. Thank you Albingirl and of course Franco.

Sandra

[CrossBluePerchance]

I have enjoyed this thread. Lots of fun and has kept my mind busy. Thank you Albingirl and of course Franco.

Sandra

Careful, or the Society for the Perpetually Offended will be on your case for endorsing whimsy & frivolity.

[albingirl]

Very sorry if I have offended anyone.

[CrossBluePerchance]

Very sorry if I have offended anyone.

 

Don't be.

 

Just because somebody, somewhere, may be worse off, even suffering, does not require the rest of us to go around wearing sackcloth & ashes and beating ourselves with flagellant whips.

Edited April 13, 2018 by CrossBluePerchance

[LokiPoki]

Very sorry if I have offended anyone.

 

Not sure how what you’ve said could be seen as offensive. I’ve been a chair user for 10+ years - if that doesn’t make me “truly disabled” I’m not sure what does - and I’ve had a good laugh thanks to you and Franco :D

[albingirl]

Not sure how what you’ve said could be seen as offensive. I’ve been a chair user for 10+ years - if that doesn’t make me “truly disabled” I’m not sure what does - and I’ve had a good laugh thanks to you and Franco :D

Thank you. Franco and I appreciate that. He's all puffed up today and I have to get to the bottom of his latest drama.:rolleyes:

[TiogaCruiser]

The thread got moved. Apparently someone didn’t “get it.”

 

Thanks for a fun thread.

[Host Walt]

The thread got moved. Apparently someone didn’t “get it.”

 

Thanks for a fun thread.

It was moved to the Disabled Cruisers board because the subject of service animals (including emotional support animals) gets a lot of discussion on that board.