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tallyho8 Posted September 21, 2020 #1277 Share Posted September 21, 2020 An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall for the very first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a rather heavy, not too attractive, older lady walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a beautiful, young woman stepped out. The father, said quietly to his son, "Go get your Mother". 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tallyho8 Posted September 22, 2020 #1280 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best: The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength--none in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion and stinker! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisingpeople Posted September 22, 2020 #1281 Share Posted September 22, 2020 MY FRIEND WALKED TO THE EDGE OF THE EARTH TO PROVE THAT IT'S FLAT. HE CAME AROUND EVENTUALLY. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare C-Dragons Posted September 26, 2020 Author #1282 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Do you ever feel like you’re on Season Five of your life, and the writers are just doing outrageous stuff to keep it interesting? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rare WrittenOnYourHeart Posted October 2, 2020 #1293 Share Posted October 2, 2020 18 hours ago, goofysmom99 said: I sweat my cat thinks hers is a pole for dancing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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centurycruiser Posted October 3, 2020 #1295 Share Posted October 3, 2020 I used to be into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality, but I realized I was just beating a dead horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LXA350 Posted October 4, 2020 #1299 Share Posted October 4, 2020 The other day I saw a Baron walking onto the EDGE 😉 The movie "King of the Cruise" made me feel for the duration of the movie as if I am back onboard: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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