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ourlol

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Tis the season to be jolly, so I thought I would flip (or am I flopping) to try and ingest a little humour into the proceedings.

 

Now I know you are a very inventive lot here on the Princess Board, so how about you have a go at composing some cruise related 'Christmas songs' yourselves i.e. Deck the Halls, Frosty the Snowman, Good King Wenceslas, Jingle Bells, Silent Night etc.

 

PS: Obviously they don't need to be MUTS related.

Laura (Fa la la la la la la la la)

 

(to the tune of) Santa Claus is Coming to Town

 

You better be quiet

You better not moan

Better not sigh

I’m telling you why

Princess MUTS is coming to town :mad:

 

CC’s made a list

And checking it twice

The Mods really know

Who’s ‘naughty’ and nice

Princess MUTS is coming to town :mad:

 

They see you when you’re lurking

They know when you are there

They know if you’ve been good or ‘bad’

So be good for goodness sake!!

 

O! you better be quiet

You better not moan

Better not sigh

I’m telling you why

Princess MUTS is coming town. :mad:

 

(to the tune of) White Christmas

 

I’m screaming for a quiet Princess

Just like the ships I used to know

No more MUTS playing

It will drive me insayin (sp)

At volumes hitherto unknown

 

I’m praying for a quiet Princess

With every post card that I write

May your days be fun filled and hot

But with MUTS it surely will be not!!

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ourlol

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What a shame. Perhaps I should preface this with the comment that this post was meant as a "bit of fun"!! :( There was nothing malicious in the OP.

 

Merry Christmas to ALL.

 

(to the tune of) Let it Snow

 

Oh the level of whining’s dreadful

And some are getting spiteful

And since I’ve no other place to go

I’ll let it go, let it go, let it go.

 

I wanted to go Christmas shopping

But it seemed a nice day for flopping

Give me MUTS & some corn for popping

On with the show, with the show, with the show

 

Or perhaps that should read …

 

Time to go, time to go, time to go.

 

Definition of courage: 'Grace under pressure.' --Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

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Cruisinforever

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To the tune of "Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow"

 

Oh the weather outside is frightful

but I heard the cruise ship might go

You I know I really want to go, so

Let it Go, Let it Go, Let it Go!

 

I need to catch that connection

On United, Delta, or Southwestern

But the weatherman says "It's blowin'!"

Let it Go, Let it Go, Let it Go!

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Cruisin'40

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Actually, I still don't understand what this does for information about Princess and crusing, it sounds like a game, help me if I am wrong, please?
Perhaps, but you don't have to join in the reindeer games! You could just chill a little by the fire!

 

I think it's very nice of the moderators to leave things like this on the board for a day or so before they move it to Floataway. It enables people to experience the group dynamics/personalities of those they cybercommunicate with rather than total cyberstrangers!

 

Merry Cruisin' to All, and a MUTS free new year!

 

(don't really have an opinion re:MUTS, just not very creative and it fit! Don't mean to anger anyone!)

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CruiseFever

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Actually, I still don't understand what this does for information about Princess and crusing, it sounds like a game, help me if I am wrong, please?

No, you're not wrong.

 

Well kinda wrong maybe a little bit

 

It does bash Movies Under The Stars and that's a popular Princess feature so I guess its ok. That would be an issue for the hosts to decide though. Sort of a gray area I suppose.

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Lynda90

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Silent night,

No MUTS in sight.

Peace everywhere,

A time to share.

A cruise around the world,

Wouldn't that be fun?

With family and friends,

C'mon everyone.

Sleep to the sounds of the sea-e,

Sleep to the sounds of the sea.

 

Have a wonderful holiday season!;)

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NitaBcruising

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Silent night,

No MUTS in sight.

Peace everywhere,

A time to share.

A cruise around the world,

Wouldn't that be fun?

With family and friends,

C'mon everyone.

Sleep to the sounds of the sea-e,

Sleep to the sounds of the sea.

 

Have a wonderful holiday season!;)

WOW, good one! I wish I was creative, but I'm not, so will just enjoy everyone else's creativity! :)

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cruise182

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12 Days of cruising

 

On the first day of the cruise

Princess sent to me:

A massive ugly tv

 

On the second day of the cruise

Princess sent to me:

2 apple martinis

And a massive ugly tv

 

On the third day of the cruise

Princess sent to me:

3 chair hogs

2 apple martinis

A massive ugly tv

 

On the fourth day of the cruise

Princess sent to me:

4 Whining Kids

3 chair hogs

2 apple martinis

And a massive ugly tv

 

On the fifth day of the cruise

Princess sent to me:

5 life Rings

4 Whining Kids

3 chair hogs

2 apple martinis

And a massive ugly tv

 

On the sixth day of the cruise

Princess sent to me:

6 topless chicks

5 life Rings

4 Whining Kids

3 chair hogs

2 apple martinis

And a massive ugly tv

 

On the seventh day of the cruise

Princess sent to me:

7 drunks a Swimming

6 topless chicks

5 life Rings

4 Whining Kids

3 chair hogs

2 apple martinis

And a massive ugly tv

 

On the eighth day of the cruise

Princess sent to me:

8 Maids a cleaning

7 drunks a Swimming

6 topless chicks

5 life Rings

4 Whining Kids

3 chair hogs

2 apple martinis

And a massive ugly tv

 

On the ninth day of the cruise

Princess sent to me:

9 Babys crying

8 Maids a cleaning

7 drunks a Swimming

6 topless chicks

5 life Rings

4 Whining Kids

3 chair hogs

2 apple martinis

And a massive ugly tv

 

On the tenth day of the cruise

Princess sent to me:

10 diapers Leaking

9 babys crying

8 Maids a cleaning

7 drunks a Swimming

6 topless chicks

5 life Rings

4 Whining Kids

3 chair hogs

2 apple martinis

And a massive ugly tv

 

On the eleventh day of the cruise

Princess sent to me:

11 pipes smoking

10 diapers Leaking

9 babys crying

8 Maids a cleaning

7 drunks a Swimming

6 topless chicks

5 life Rings

4 Whining Kids

3 chair hogs

2 apple martinis

And a massive ugly tv

 

On the first day of the cruise

Princess sent to me:

12 posters bashing

11 Pipes smoking

10 diapers Leaking

9 babys crying

8 Maids a cleaning

7 drunks a Swimming

6 topless chicks

5 life Rings

4 Whining Kids

3 chair hogs

2 apple martinis

And a massive ugly tv

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Lynda90

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Twas the night before cruising

And all through the house,

No one was sleeping,

So we're all getting soused.

Bags are all packed,

By the front door they sit,

The clock moves so slowly,

With each tick, tick, tick.

When out of the blue,

The phone it did ring.

The airline was calling,

With news that would not cause us to sing.

Our flight has been cancelled,

What shall we do?

Princess came to our rescue

The cat even mewed.

Oh Mom and oh Dad,

Grab the bags and let's go.

It's time to go cruising,

So get out the dough.

 

Was this stupid, or what?:D :D :D

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Coolmama_1

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Y'all, thanks for the chuckles. Some very creative people here! It is obvious that this is meant to be funny and not to get one's panties in a wad! MUTS or no MUTS, just have some fun. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, whether they like MUTS or not, so just let it go and enjoy.

 

Happy Holidays.

Judy

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