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MUTS etc. - Festive Fun - Ho Ho Ho

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regnig

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[quote name='NitaBcruising']Bravo everyone!!!!! [url="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm231"][img]http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_28_100.gif[/img][/url] [url="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm231"][img]http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_17_3.gif[/img][/url][/QUOTE]

[SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]DITTO[/COLOR][COLOR=Red]!![/COLOR][/SIZE]

I've been humming Christmas songs all day long trying :eek: to come up with something and I just don't have the talent. Keep this up please as it really is a joy. :D
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Cruisinforever

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[quote name='Cruisinforever']To the tune of "Merry Christmas to You", like if Johnny Mathis were singing....

Ice cubes melting in my water glass
"Love Boat Dream" is waiting there
Only a few calories more
And I'll bust out for sure
End of Dinner draws near.....

refrain...

But I know there's always more
I've got the Horizon Court and pizza in store
And every mealtime is followed by a snack
Watch out.... so your diet doesn't "snap!"

second verse:

So offer me another cheesecake, please
Let me sit a moment more
I swear my clothes didn't fit
Like they wanted to split
When I came here a few days ago.[/QUOTE]

Oops.... I meant if [B]Nat King Cole[/B] were singing.... I knew that Johnny didn't sing that one.... Ufda!
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cruzinj

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Looking out towards the horizon
Watching the ocean with peace & quiet
As we sail out towards the sea
Noisy land I flee
peace & quiet.. there's nothing to fear
oh no! what do I hear?
IT'S FINDING NEMO BLASTING IN MY EAR!!!:mad:


Not too creative, and Can't rhyme well... but I'm giving it a shot anyways:o
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NASH99

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Every body stops
and stares at me
These two seats are
gone as you can see
I don't know just who
to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve
is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is my two front seats,
my two front seats,
where's my two front seats!

Gee, if I could only
have my two front seats,
then I could with you
"Merry Cruising."
It seems so long since I could say,
"Sister Susie sitting on a thistle"
[COLOR=Navy]Or, what I'm wishing for "Seagrams seven sitting in my stateroom"
You people are very entertaining.
Thank you, Steve[/COLOR]
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Host Caroline

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[color=navy] Oh, my Nita.. that was awesomely poetic[/color]:D :D

[center][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=red][i]I'm dreaming of a free Princess cruise[/i][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][i][color=red][b]NO[/b], not a "buy one, get one free":rolleyes: [/color][/i][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=red][i]Where I pay no money![/i][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=red][i]It's not that funny..[/i][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=red][i]I'm [b][color=green]Irish [/color][/b]and lucky playing pool..... [/i][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][/center]

[center][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=red][i]I'm dreaming of a [color=teal]GRAND[/color] Princess cruise[/i][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=red][i]Paid gratuities and all free booze[/i][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=red][i]Miami Vices -- would be so nice's'[/i][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=red][i]And champagne evenings would be cool....[/i][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][/center]

[center][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=red][i]I'm dreaming of a free Princess cruise[/i][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=red][i][color=teal]SUN[/color], [color=teal]DAWN[/color] and [color=teal]SEA[/color] are fine with me,[/i][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=red][i]On the [color=teal]CARIBBEAN[/color], is where I'm seein'[/i][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=red][i]The [color=teal]DIAMOND,[/color] [color=teal]STAR [/color][color=red]and [/color][color=teal]REGAL[/color] in my dreams...[/i][/color][/size][/font][/center]

[center][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=red][i]Yes, I'm dreaming of the [color=teal]ISLAND[/color] tonight,[/i][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=red][i]Staring at the [color=teal]SKY[/color] all [color=teal]SAPPHIRE[/color] blue[/i][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=red][i]Wishing my days to be [color=teal]CORAL[/color] and bright,[/i][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=red][i]As I sit here sipping [color=teal]CROWN[/color] [color=teal]ROYAL [/color]tonight ....[/i][/color][/size][/font] :D [/center]


[left][color=green][b]BUT I REALLY REALLY REALLY JUST WANT A WHITE CHRISTMAS!!!![/b][/color][/left]
[left][color=green][b]Pleez, Santa??????[/b][/color][/left]

[left][b][font=Palatino Linotype][size=3][color=navy][i]Caroline[/i][/color][/size][/font][/b][/left]
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ourlol

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The response to this has far exceeded my expectations. What can I say, other than you are all brilliant. Anyway here's another contribution from me ([i]to the tune of[/i] [b]We Three Kings[/b])

[font=Verdana]Members of Cruise Critic we are[/font]
[font=Verdana]On Princess fleet we travel afar[/font]
[font=Verdana]Days are sunny; need no money[/font]
[font=Verdana]Lead me to the nearest bar![/font]

[font=Verdana]O ship of wonder, ship delight[/font]
[font=Verdana]We can dance all through the night[/font]
[font=Verdana]The ship is heaving; Where’s this leading?[/font]
[font=Verdana]Grab me now and hold me tight[/font]

[font=Verdana]Ports of call with scenic view[/font]
[font=Verdana]It’s fine by me, how about you?[/font]
[font=Verdana]Poolside chair-hog, Captain’s log[/font]
[font=Verdana]And a patter for what to do![/font]

[font=Verdana]O ship of wonder, ship delight[/font]
[font=Verdana][size=2]Etc. etc.[/size][/font]
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Lynda90

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[b]And now for the Dumb and Dumber Award we have:[/b]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]We wish you unlimited cruises,[/b][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]With free appetizers and boozes.[/b][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]A stocking filled with whatever you chooses[/b][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]And a Happy New Year![/b][/size][/font]

:D :D
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Guest Host Tink

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[quote name='lyndabaker'][b]And now for the Dumb and Dumber Award we have:[/b]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]We wish you unlimited cruises,[/b][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]With free appetizers and boozes.[/b][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]A stocking filled with whatever you chooses[/b][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]And a Happy New Year![/b][/size][/font]

:D :D[/QUOTE]


Definitely not the dumb and dumber...This is great! All of these are really clever and I'm loving reading them! I even shared the thread with the other CC hosts and they enjoyed them as well. Keep it coming!
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NitaBcruising

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Joy to the world, our cruise is near
We leave real soon, so cheer!
Let us embark, enjoy a lark
On a Princess cruise ship
No meal we will skip
No meal, no meal, will we ever skip!

Good food and service, we can enjoy
And fun excursions, oh boy!
We'll see the world, places we will herald
For cruising's the way
For us to enjoy and play
Fur us, for us, to enjoy and play!

:o :D
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Lynda90

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[quote name='NitaBcruising']Joy to the world, our cruise is near
We leave real soon, so cheer!
Let us embark, enjoy a lark
On a Princess cruise ship
No meal we will skip
No meal, no meal, will we ever skip!

Good food and service, we can enjoy
And fun excursions, oh boy!
We'll see the world, places we will herald
For cruising's the way
For us to enjoy and play
Fur us, for us, to enjoy and play!

:o :D[/QUOTE]
[b]And you thought you had no talent! Move over Irving (Berlin that is).:D[/b]
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These are so wonderful!!

[quote name='NitaBcruising']Joy to the world, our cruise is near
We leave real soon, so cheer!
Let us embark, enjoy a lark
On a Princess cruise ship
No meal we will skip
No meal, no meal, will we ever skip!

Good food and service, we can enjoy
And fun excursions, oh boy!
We'll see the world, places we will herald
For cruising's the way
For us to enjoy and play
Fur us, for us, to enjoy and play!

:o :D[/QUOTE]
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