MUTS etc. - Festive Fun - Ho Ho Ho

[Guest Host Tink]

Stupid - no. Silly / funny factor = 9.7

 

I agree! You folks sure are talented!

[cruise182]

Y'all, thanks for the chuckles. Some very creative people here! It is obvious that this is meant to be funny and not to get one's panties in a wad! MUTS or no MUTS, just have some fun. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, whether they like MUTS or not, so just let it go and enjoy.

 

Happy Holidays.

Judy

Your screen name fits you well coolmama!!

[Coolmama_1]

thanks:D

[coiran]

Shouldn't your 1st day be a "Massive Ugly Tv Set

[Cruisin'40]

Shouldn't your 1st day be a "Massive Ugly Tv Set

:) Tough crowd tonite!!!:)

[cruise182]

:) Tough crowd tonite!!!:)

kind of use to it!!

[ghgeckos]

12 days of christmas LOL

[NASH99]

Said the little TA to the cruising boy,

Do you hear what I hear

Ringing through the sky, cruising boy,

Do you hear what I hear

A movie, it's wrong, high above the seas

With a voice that's bigger than the sea. :mad:

With a voice that's bigger than the sea. :(

Merry Christmas to all and to all a Great cruise :)

Steve

[Lynda90]

Good one, Nash. This thread has sure been fun. So let's here from more poets out there.;) Thank you ourlol for starting this.:D

[ourlol]

Lynda. You are very welcome.

 

I must say I've loved reading the contributions of others. Then again, I already knew you were all a clever bunch :D

 

You wouldn't believe the number of Xmas songs I've got sitting here semi finished. I get so far and then can't get the words to scan properly... that or I can't remember the tune properly. Glad you can't all hear me humming (badly).

[gopher's girl]

You know Steubing and Gopher and Julie and Vicki

Doc, Isaac, Charo and Sweet Mickey Rooney

But do you recall - the most famous cruiser of all

 

MUTSy the big TV screen had some very shiny bulbs

And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows

All of the other cruise ships used to laugh and call it names

They never let poor MUTSy join in any poolside games

 

Then one foggy cruising eve, Steubing came to say

MUTSy with your screen so bright, won't you guide my ship to-night

Then how the cruise critics loved it. As they shouted out with glee

MUTSy the big TV set, you'll go down in his-tor-eeee.

[mii]

Gophers girl and the rest. We have some very talented cruisers on this board. Keep it coming. This has been a nice break from the usual topics such as MUTS, what to wear on formal nites, chair hogs, bad coffee etc.

 

 

Marilyn

[gopher's girl]

Thanks Marilyn :) I am having fun with this board also.

[coiran]

That was a good one - I'll have Isaac mix you up something special!!

 

Ron

[spongerob]

The Cruising Song

 

Chair hogs roasting in the mid-day sun

Children stomping on your toes

Merry widows are making fun

Of men in their skin-tight Speedos

 

Everyone knows that three desserts

Won't add on extra weight

Snacks at two, four, and six PM

Keep you going 'cuz dinner's after eight

 

You know the waiter's on his way

He's loaded down with frozen thingies on his tray

And every patient wife is going to try

To get their husband to wear a tie

 

And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To cruisers one through ninety-two

Although it's been said many times

Many ways, "Happy sails, to you."

[Lynda90]

[b]That was great, Rob. Very poetic and fun. Thanks![/b]

[mii]

[b]Rob, that was great. I think if we are good girls and boys we can keep this thread going for at least a day.[/b]

[b]Marilyn[/b]

[LARGIN]

[b][font=Comic Sans MS][color=darkred]I see many of you are having a great Christmas. Keep up the good work..[/color][/font][/b] :D

[ourlol]

You've all made my day (could even be my week). Thank you.

[color=black][b]ENCORE... ENCORE[/b][/color]

[sue d. miller]

WOW!!!! All this talent under one roof!! I am impressed. You guys are really good!! I could never do this kind of stuff!! They are all wonderful!!! :D

[Lynda90]

[b]To John Lennon's "So, This is Christmas." Truly sorry John, please forgive me.[/b]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]So, this is cruising,[/b][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]It seems far away.[/b][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]The waiting is awful,[/b][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]I must wait til May.[/b][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]My very first cru oose,[/b][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]I remember it well,[/b][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]My son was a baby,[/b][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]Swim diapers that fell.[/b][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]So, this is cruising[/b][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]I hope you all go,[/b][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]A vacation to die for,[/b][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]But that you all know.[/b][/size][/font]



[font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]Ho, ho, ho and Happy Holidays to all.[/b][/size][/font]

[Northender]

Muts got run over by a Reindeer
While showing Christmas Movies Christmas Eve
Now you can say you don't think it was Santa
But ask folks who dropped poolside to their knees.

:)
This is a good one. Keep it going.......

[Cruisinforever]

To the tune of "Merry Christmas to You", like if Johnny Mathis were singing....

Ice cubes melting in my water glass
"Love Boat Dream" is waiting there
Only a few calories more
And I'll bust out for sure
End of Dinner draws near.....

refrain...

But I know there's always more
I've got the Horizon Court and pizza in store
And every mealtime is followed by a snack
Watch out.... so your diet doesn't "snap!"

second verse:

So offer me another cheesecake, please
Let me sit a moment more
I swear my clothes didn't fit
Like they wanted to split
When I came here a few days ago.

[Lynda90]

[b]Another great chuckle. Thanks![/b]

[NitaBcruising]

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