Guest Host Tink Posted December 12, 2004 #26 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Stupid - no. Silly / funny factor = 9.7 I agree! You folks sure are talented! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruise182 Posted December 12, 2004 #27 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Y'all, thanks for the chuckles. Some very creative people here! It is obvious that this is meant to be funny and not to get one's panties in a wad! MUTS or no MUTS, just have some fun. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, whether they like MUTS or not, so just let it go and enjoy. Happy Holidays. Judy Your screen name fits you well coolmama!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolmama_1 Posted December 12, 2004 #28 Share Posted December 12, 2004 thanks:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coiran Posted December 12, 2004 #29 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Shouldn't your 1st day be a "Massive Ugly Tv Set Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruisin'40 Posted December 12, 2004 #30 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Shouldn't your 1st day be a "Massive Ugly Tv Set :) Tough crowd tonite!!!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruise182 Posted December 12, 2004 #31 Share Posted December 12, 2004 :) Tough crowd tonite!!!:) kind of use to it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare ghgeckos Posted December 13, 2004 #32 Share Posted December 13, 2004 12 days of christmas LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASH99 Posted December 13, 2004 #33 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Said the little TA to the cruising boy, Do you hear what I hear Ringing through the sky, cruising boy, Do you hear what I hear A movie, it's wrong, high above the seas With a voice that's bigger than the sea. :mad: With a voice that's bigger than the sea. :( Merry Christmas to all and to all a Great cruise :) Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynda90 Posted December 13, 2004 #34 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Good one, Nash. This thread has sure been fun. So let's here from more poets out there.;) Thank you ourlol for starting this.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ourlol Posted December 13, 2004 Author #35 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Lynda. You are very welcome. I must say I've loved reading the contributions of others. Then again, I already knew you were all a clever bunch :D You wouldn't believe the number of Xmas songs I've got sitting here semi finished. I get so far and then can't get the words to scan properly... that or I can't remember the tune properly. Glad you can't all hear me humming (badly). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gopher's girl Posted December 13, 2004 #36 Share Posted December 13, 2004 You know Steubing and Gopher and Julie and Vicki Doc, Isaac, Charo and Sweet Mickey Rooney But do you recall - the most famous cruiser of all MUTSy the big TV screen had some very shiny bulbs And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows All of the other cruise ships used to laugh and call it names They never let poor MUTSy join in any poolside games Then one foggy cruising eve, Steubing came to say MUTSy with your screen so bright, won't you guide my ship to-night Then how the cruise critics loved it. As they shouted out with glee MUTSy the big TV set, you'll go down in his-tor-eeee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mii Posted December 13, 2004 #37 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Gophers girl and the rest. We have some very talented cruisers on this board. Keep it coming. This has been a nice break from the usual topics such as MUTS, what to wear on formal nites, chair hogs, bad coffee etc. Marilyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gopher's girl Posted December 13, 2004 #38 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Thanks Marilyn :) I am having fun with this board also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coiran Posted December 13, 2004 #39 Share Posted December 13, 2004 That was a good one - I'll have Isaac mix you up something special!! Ron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongerob Posted December 13, 2004 #40 Share Posted December 13, 2004 The Cruising Song Chair hogs roasting in the mid-day sun Children stomping on your toes Merry widows are making fun Of men in their skin-tight Speedos Everyone knows that three desserts Won't add on extra weight Snacks at two, four, and six PM Keep you going 'cuz dinner's after eight You know the waiter's on his way He's loaded down with frozen thingies on his tray And every patient wife is going to try To get their husband to wear a tie And so I'm offering this simple phrase To cruisers one through ninety-two Although it's been said many times Many ways, "Happy sails, to you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynda90 Posted December 13, 2004 #41 Share Posted December 13, 2004 [b]That was great, Rob. Very poetic and fun. Thanks![/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mii Posted December 13, 2004 #42 Share Posted December 13, 2004 [b]Rob, that was great. I think if we are good girls and boys we can keep this thread going for at least a day.[/b] [b]Marilyn[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LARGIN Posted December 13, 2004 #43 Share Posted December 13, 2004 [b][font=Comic Sans MS][color=darkred]I see many of you are having a great Christmas. Keep up the good work..[/color][/font][/b] :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ourlol Posted December 13, 2004 Author #44 Share Posted December 13, 2004 You've all made my day (could even be my week). Thank you. [color=black][b]ENCORE... ENCORE[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sue d. miller Posted December 13, 2004 #45 Share Posted December 13, 2004 WOW!!!! All this talent under one roof!! I am impressed. You guys are really good!! I could never do this kind of stuff!! They are all wonderful!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynda90 Posted December 13, 2004 #46 Share Posted December 13, 2004 [b]To John Lennon's "So, This is Christmas." Truly sorry John, please forgive me.[/b] [font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]So, this is cruising,[/b][/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]It seems far away.[/b][/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]The waiting is awful,[/b][/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]I must wait til May.[/b][/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]My very first cru oose,[/b][/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]I remember it well,[/b][/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]My son was a baby,[/b][/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]Swim diapers that fell.[/b][/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]So, this is cruising[/b][/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]I hope you all go,[/b][/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]A vacation to die for,[/b][/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]But that you all know.[/b][/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=3][b]Ho, ho, ho and Happy Holidays to all.[/b][/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northender Posted December 13, 2004 #47 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Muts got run over by a Reindeer While showing Christmas Movies Christmas Eve Now you can say you don't think it was Santa But ask folks who dropped poolside to their knees. :) This is a good one. Keep it going....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruisinforever Posted December 13, 2004 #48 Share Posted December 13, 2004 To the tune of "Merry Christmas to You", like if Johnny Mathis were singing.... Ice cubes melting in my water glass "Love Boat Dream" is waiting there Only a few calories more And I'll bust out for sure End of Dinner draws near..... refrain... But I know there's always more I've got the Horizon Court and pizza in store And every mealtime is followed by a snack Watch out.... so your diet doesn't "snap!" second verse: So offer me another cheesecake, please Let me sit a moment more I swear my clothes didn't fit Like they wanted to split When I came here a few days ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynda90 Posted December 13, 2004 #49 Share Posted December 13, 2004 [b]Another great chuckle. Thanks![/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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