According to the cruise etiquette bible, "ownership" of a lounger is official once you lay down a towel with either A) a paperback book, B) a flip flop or C) attach said towel with personal clips such as flamingos to the lounger.
Emeril's is in the same place, only reversed with the ordering area and the seating area flipping sides, and thus containing a larger seating area.
The bar in question is Latitudes, in the same area as the Fortune Teller on the MG, but once again it has flip flopped sides and the seating is where the bar was under the overhang below Alchemy.
Read this post really quick, missed the h in coughers and thought you wanted to possibly be on the lookout for cougars.
You could wear the mask over your eyes.
Amber Cove is similar to Grand Turk. No need to leave the complex to get into trouble and there is a giant pool for you to take a swim in. Even if you just leave the ship for an hour, it would be worth it.
There's a drinking game where you take a drink each time his nose lights up. Depending upon your drink of choice and quantity, you may not last the entire program.
The offerings by Carnival include 3 Canadian port stops as well as only 2 in Greenland over 14 days RT from Baltimore. The Jewel of the Seas offers 2 stops in Canada and 3 in Greenland over 14 days RT from Bayonne. The Caribbean Princess offers a 16 day version with 3 stops in each country and an extra day at sea out of Brooklyn.
On paper, since Carnival only offers two stops in Greenland and since that would be the impetus of going on this cruise, it would be the lesser of the three choices, unless of course you only cruise on Carnival. All three ships were built around the same time and the Caribbean Princess has about 25% more gross tonnage.