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Took the Big L against the Horney Toads today. We can play with these Top 25 teams on the road but can't make the big plays in clutch time.

Reba is not amused

Make it STOP!!!!! She ought to be restricted to her cabin for causing a public nuisance

Those crazy kids of today-why can't they be more like our generation:

I bet your right about cruise fares out of New Orleans but its kind of disappointing. I'd love to cruise more out of New Orleans if they had better ships. Much better port than Galveston where I usually cruise from, You can get a much better hotel in New Orleans than Galveston and pre-cruise festivities blow Galveston away.

Yeah I think the replacement wrist band may be a different color because I was given a lime green replacement

yes but unfortunately my wrist band wasn't in the room when I arrived and couldn't get it straightened out until about 5:00. They gave me some BS excuse-that really didn't make much sense but considering the price of an Aft Balcony that was unacceptable. Finally got it straighted out at the Guest Services deck. I wonder if there is a "black market" for the wrist bands and someone got ahold of mine

The girl biting her nails was Megan an Oklahoma fan when SMU made the score 14-11 with only 12 minutes left in the 4th Quarter The boy was me when OU proceeded to stomp on my little Pony heart by scoring 2 more touchdowns down the stretch

Ee-ee-ow! A-yip-i-o-ee-ay! WE: NOW your cruise is over!

I hate it when SMU plays 3rd tier programs (😎)and are stuck on ESPN+. Think this was a Big 12 kiss-off to the Sooners because this game should have been on a network

We need a down-vote option

Dressed like she's headed for Wal-Mart

Cruise ships I've been on in the last 3-5 years are closing up earlier each cruise I go on. I would stumble home at 3-4 in the morning in the old days after a packed nightclub. These days the ships don't have a dedicated nightclub and it seems the ship closes down about midnight. I blame the Family Cruise initiative. I wish they'd go to Disney World like in the good old days. We don't need Six Flags on the Lido Deck either

Did Ms Oregon look like this?

Pear Harbor? Forget it-he's on a roll

Your cruise isn't over until WE say it's over!!!!

Something like this I feel would be appropriate:

Oh yeah I keep forgetting how old I am.

Kid watches too much Fred Sanford: "Esther: Go down to the Oceanside Stand in the Low-Tide Wait for High-tide and Commit Suicide"

My experience after being trapped at sea due to Hurricane Harvey 1. Park somewhere several feet above ground level. Many cars were flooded during Hurricane Harvey if they weren't on a raised parking level 2. Make sure you have a full tank of gas- (the entire Southern half of Texas ran out of gas after Hurricane Harvey) Otherwise, you're probably safe at sea as long as it doesn't hit on embarkation day. If it hits on disembarkation day you might get a few free days at sea like we did.

I've done it a couple of times and had a blast-best excursion ever

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