4bythebeach Posted October 19, 2012 #51 Share Posted October 19, 2012 So, everyone is having a good time with this thread, but I have had the Norovirus on a 7 day cruise with the sandpaper they provide. I now bring my own Charmin for a 7 day cruise. After you have the unpleasant task of using the sandpaper many, many times for a couple of days, you too may be bringing your own TP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruise pup Posted October 19, 2012 #52 Share Posted October 19, 2012 [quote name='nursewurmy'] What color? Becky[/QUOTE] That all depends. Mine tends to change color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruise pup Posted October 19, 2012 #53 Share Posted October 19, 2012 [quote name='4bythebeach']So, everyone is having a good time with this thread, but I have had the Norovirus on a 7 day cruise with the sandpaper they provide. I now bring my own Charmin for a 7 day cruise. After you have the unpleasant task of using the sandpaper many, many times for a couple of days, you too may be bringing your own TP![/QUOTE] Chiffon velvet will feel like sandpaper after so much wiping. The instructions I received with my colonoscopy prep was to apply some petroleum jelly to to avoid irritation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lysolqn Posted October 19, 2012 #54 Share Posted October 19, 2012 [quote name='tgwabd']If I were you, I would bring a whole costco case of 24 rolls of the softest tush and hooha friendly paper available, just tag it at the pier, it will be delivered to your room.[/QUOTE] Are you sure it won't end up in the Naughty Room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glcoop Posted October 19, 2012 #55 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Do the attendants put the paper over the role or under, if it is under that would ruin my cruise and I would have to ask for compensation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Boy Posted October 19, 2012 #56 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Do they toilet paper on the POOP Deck?:rolleyes:? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BND Posted October 19, 2012 #57 Share Posted October 19, 2012 [quote name='patrick401ca'] They don't need to on Celebrity because everyone is in diapers.[/QUOTE] You meant to say HAL didn't you?;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsdoc3 Posted October 19, 2012 #58 Share Posted October 19, 2012 [quote name='maggieworkman']This is the toilet paper they use on Carnival. Not sure if it is the same on RCCL. This picture was posted on the Carnival Boards by Tom-n-Cheryl. [IMG]http://tom-n-cheryl.smugmug.com/photos/561691699_jDQW3-L.jpg[/IMG] Maggie[/QUOTE] Wow. People actually take pictures of their toilet paper?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDawg Posted October 19, 2012 #59 Share Posted October 19, 2012 [quote name='mrsdoc3']Wow. People actually take pictures of their toilet paper?![/quote] Well, at least it was a 'before' picture.:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ticktoneer Posted October 19, 2012 #60 Share Posted October 19, 2012 I request one of the new 'soiled person self cleaning toilets' when I sail with RCCL - I know you pay a stateroom supplement but they're worth it. The water and soap probes can be very cold though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leinhto Posted October 19, 2012 #61 Share Posted October 19, 2012 I haven't tried it yet, buy my a ticket and I will be a happy tester, or under cover investigator...toilet paper caper...too funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruise pup Posted October 19, 2012 #62 Share Posted October 19, 2012 [quote name='glcoop']Do the attendants put the paper over the role or under, if it is under that would ruin my cruise and I would have to ask for compensation.[/QUOTE] Have a look at my post from 2 years ago: [url]http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showpost.php?p=26315823&postcount=1[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ticktoneer Posted October 19, 2012 #63 Share Posted October 19, 2012 [quote name='cruise pup']Have a look at my post from 2 years ago: [url]http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showpost.php?p=26315823&postcount=1[/url][/QUOTE] I would have been devastated if I had just been left with perforations - how heinous !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erin_cruisers Posted October 19, 2012 #64 Share Posted October 19, 2012 This thread is really going down the toilet. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vickiw0318 Posted October 19, 2012 #65 Share Posted October 19, 2012 There was a roll of gold colored toilet paper in my hotel room in France a couple of weeks ago. The back up supply was individual pink sheets. Hadn't seen either color in years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toodang Posted October 20, 2012 #66 Share Posted October 20, 2012 LMAO in Texas!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEXASMUNK Posted October 20, 2012 #67 Share Posted October 20, 2012 That should become perminent "sticky" threads.....this is one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erin_cruisers Posted October 20, 2012 #68 Share Posted October 20, 2012 [quote name='TEXASMUNK']That should become perminent "sticky" threads.....this is one of them.[/QUOTE] So true - every time I see the title of this thread I get flushed. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inuvikcouple Posted October 20, 2012 #69 Share Posted October 20, 2012 [quote name='patrick401ca']On Carnival they don't provide toilet paper. They don't need to on Celebrity because everyone is in diapers.[/quote] Just "Depends" doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonTexasNY Posted October 20, 2012 #70 Share Posted October 20, 2012 [COLOR=darkorchid][B]Colonoscopy prep, hooha friendly toilet paper, "depends". Can I add pubic bathrooms from another thread? It's not all it's cracked up to be. [/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#9932cc]BTW I will never be able to look at another cruise compass again in the same way.[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=darkorchid][B]Keep 'em coming. :D[/B][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzincurt Posted October 20, 2012 #71 Share Posted October 20, 2012 From my short experience with paper mills making toilet paper, don't buy the blue colored stuff. That's the first color run through the paper machine to hide any dirt in the process. A courtesy flush can also help control odors, but perhaps dangerous on vacuum toilets. Unfortunately that thread was removed.:rolleyes::cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagentaandRiffRaff Posted October 20, 2012 #72 Share Posted October 20, 2012 I need a clean up on my keyboard. Damn coffee. Funniest damn thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rala Posted October 20, 2012 #73 Share Posted October 20, 2012 OK...there is just way too much misinformation and invalid opinions on this thread. If someone doesn't give me the straight poop pretty soon, I am going to be extremely pi$$ed !!!!!!!!!:):D;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loubetti Posted October 20, 2012 #74 Share Posted October 20, 2012 On my second key board now! :D Also, it is not Celebrity where they wear diapers, that would be Holland America! On Cunard the toilet paper is silk and is trimmed in 24 carat gold leaf. :rolleyes: Now I'll really add to the comedy. The other day I was on my Blackberry talking with my girlfriend, and I had to go do #1. So, while talking to her I walk in the bathroom, sandwich the phone between my shoulder and ear, and just as I go to unzip my pants, PLOP! The phone slips off and goes right into the toilet. So much for Blackberry #2, as the same fate befell Blackberry #1!!! :eek: I grab the thing out of the toilet, but I knew it was too late. Anyway, I finished my business and ran out to the local T Mobile store and picked up a Samsung Galaxy 3S (think an equal to the iPhone). My girlfriend didn't know what happened to me. The first call I get on the new phone is while I am still at T Mobile, and it is my mother. "Linda just called me, and said you dropped off the line, and now she cant reach you". You can't make this stuff up! I VOTE THIS THREAD ONE OF THE BEST OF ALL TIME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare NorbertsNiece Posted October 20, 2012 #75 Share Posted October 20, 2012 I have it on good authority that security are examining CCTV cameras following the theft of toilet seats from a number of rooms..... unfortunately they've not got a lot to go on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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