Pre-Boarding Behavior

[alexspepa]

You are standing in line to board your favorite cruise ship when you notice the couple in front of you naively has a bottle of premium vodka sticking out of their carry-on luggage. Do you:

 

a - Flag down the first available security guard to point out the transgression and volunteer for the stoneing squad ( I mean shooting at dawn is obviously too good for these rule breakers)?

 

 

b - Stay quiet and hope that the disturbance allows you and your wife to quietly sneak your bondage handcuffs and whip on board?

 

 

c - Show them the tonic and lemons you bought for just this opportunity and ask them to adjourn to a less busy part of the embarkation area to enjoy a quiet happy hour?

[Karysa]

Turn my head and mind my own business!

[sail7seas]

Why would we think it any business of ours? :confused: I don't wish to be the 'liquor police' for a cruise line or anyone for that matter.

 

[SadieN]

d- tell them to hide it better:D

[Putterdude]

Frankly Martha, I don't give a darn....but an invitation to join them for happy hour has some appeal.:D

[calliopecruiser]

How about d) tell them I can see their vodka, and if they want to smuggle it on, they're not doing a very good job.

[NMLady]

You forgot one option: none of the above

[Laurie S.]

I'd tell them to hide it better.

[Treven]

You forgot one option: none of the above

Ditto; it's no business of the couple behind.

[Ashland]

Do something out of the ordinary (at least for some) and mind your own business ;)

[dmwnc1959]

By the sounds of the answer choices given by the OP (stoning squad, bondage handcuffs, private party) this may have been a tongue and cheek thread meant to solicite satirical answers. ;)

[Krazy Kruizers]

I would just mind my own business.

[badaple92]

You are standing in line to board your favorite cruise ship when you notice the couple in front of you naively has a bottle of premium vodka sticking out of their carry-on luggage. Do you:

 

a - Flag down the first available security guard to point out the transgression and volunteer for the stoneing squad ( I mean shooting at dawn is obviously too good for these rule breakers)?

 

 

b - Stay quiet and hope that the disturbance allows you and your wife to quietly sneak your bondage handcuffs and whip on board?

 

 

c - Show them the tonic and lemons you bought for just this opportunity and ask them to adjourn to a less busy part of the embarkation area to enjoy a quiet happy hour?

 

First tell them you can see it and hide it better, then ask them their cabin number and should I bring the tonic and lemons

[jansue1015]

be glad I hid my bottle of Captain Morgan's better then they did:D

[alexspepa]

By the sounds of the answer choices given by the OP (stoning squad, bondage handcuffs, private party) this may have been a tongue and cheek thread meant to solicite satirical answers. ;)

 

It was and i apologize for starting a new thread just to do that...I should know better than to type while imbibing.

[MermaidWatcher]

If they had it so casually displayed, I would probably think they were 1st timers and not aware of the rules, so I might, in a friendly, non lecturing way, mention to them that they were about to have it confiscated; then let them handle it as the wish.

[chipq]

It was and i apologize for starting a new thread just to do that...I should know better than to type while imbibing.

 

I have the lemons!

 

http://luv2cruise.blogspot.com

[dmwnc1959]

It was and i apologize for starting a new thread just to do that...I should know better than to type while imbibing.

 

Absolutely no need to apologize. Some folks on here are so bitter and hateful they jump at the chance to scold others. Pathetic? Yes. They should be the ones apologizing for having no sense of humor.

 

This could have been a delightful thread had everyone not been so negative. And that is a shame.

 

Thanks alexspepa for trying. ;)

[sthelder]

Vodka is not my taste, I will check whether they have another bottle of champagne in their luggage.

[alexspepa]

Absolutely no need to apologize. Some folks on here are so bitter and hateful they jump at the chance to scold others. Pathetic? Yes. They should be the ones apologizing for having no sense of humor.

 

This could have been a delightful thread had everyone not been so negative. And that is a shame.

 

Thanks alexspepa for trying. ;)

 

That is very kind of you t o say - thank you.

[grand isle joe]

myob......

[dmwnc1959]

myob......

 

And here's someone else who didn't read the whole thread and also didn't realize it was suppose to be fun. light hearted, tongue in cheek, and satirical. :rolleyes:

[grand isle joe]

And here's someone else who didn't read the whole thread and also didn't realize it was suppose to be fun. light hearted, tongue in cheek, and satirical. :rolleyes:

 

 

myob........

[dmwnc1959]

myob........

 

Such a funny guy...:rolleyes:

[avic77]

You are standing in line to board your favorite cruise ship when you notice the couple in front of you naively has a bottle of premium vodka sticking out of their carry-on luggage. Do you:

 

a - Flag down the first available security guard to point out the transgression and volunteer for the stoneing squad ( I mean shooting at dawn is obviously too good for these rule breakers)?

 

 

b - Stay quiet and hope that the disturbance allows you and your wife to quietly sneak your bondage handcuffs and whip on board?

 

 

c - Show them the tonic and lemons you bought for just this opportunity and ask them to adjourn to a less busy part of the embarkation area to enjoy a quiet happy hour?

 

Is B a No no :rolleyes:;):p:o