alexspepa Posted February 15, 2013 #1 Share Posted February 15, 2013 You are standing in line to board your favorite cruise ship when you notice the couple in front of you naively has a bottle of premium vodka sticking out of their carry-on luggage. Do you: a - Flag down the first available security guard to point out the transgression and volunteer for the stoneing squad ( I mean shooting at dawn is obviously too good for these rule breakers)? b - Stay quiet and hope that the disturbance allows you and your wife to quietly sneak your bondage handcuffs and whip on board? c - Show them the tonic and lemons you bought for just this opportunity and ask them to adjourn to a less busy part of the embarkation area to enjoy a quiet happy hour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karysa Posted February 15, 2013 #2 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Turn my head and mind my own business! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sail7seas Posted February 15, 2013 #3 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Why would we think it any business of ours? :confused: I don't wish to be the 'liquor police' for a cruise line or anyone for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SadieN Posted February 15, 2013 #4 Share Posted February 15, 2013 d- tell them to hide it better:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putterdude Posted February 15, 2013 #5 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Frankly Martha, I don't give a darn....but an invitation to join them for happy hour has some appeal.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calliopecruiser Posted February 15, 2013 #6 Share Posted February 15, 2013 How about d) tell them I can see their vodka, and if they want to smuggle it on, they're not doing a very good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NMLady Posted February 15, 2013 #7 Share Posted February 15, 2013 You forgot one option: none of the above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurie S. Posted February 15, 2013 #8 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I'd tell them to hide it better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treven Posted February 15, 2013 #9 Share Posted February 15, 2013 You forgot one option: none of the above Ditto; it's no business of the couple behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland Posted February 15, 2013 #10 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Do something out of the ordinary (at least for some) and mind your own business ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmwnc1959 Posted February 15, 2013 #11 Share Posted February 15, 2013 By the sounds of the answer choices given by the OP (stoning squad, bondage handcuffs, private party) this may have been a tongue and cheek thread meant to solicite satirical answers. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kruizers Posted February 15, 2013 #12 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I would just mind my own business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badaple92 Posted February 15, 2013 #13 Share Posted February 15, 2013 You are standing in line to board your favorite cruise ship when you notice the couple in front of you naively has a bottle of premium vodka sticking out of their carry-on luggage. Do you: a - Flag down the first available security guard to point out the transgression and volunteer for the stoneing squad ( I mean shooting at dawn is obviously too good for these rule breakers)? b - Stay quiet and hope that the disturbance allows you and your wife to quietly sneak your bondage handcuffs and whip on board? c - Show them the tonic and lemons you bought for just this opportunity and ask them to adjourn to a less busy part of the embarkation area to enjoy a quiet happy hour? First tell them you can see it and hide it better, then ask them their cabin number and should I bring the tonic and lemons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jansue1015 Posted February 15, 2013 #14 Share Posted February 15, 2013 be glad I hid my bottle of Captain Morgan's better then they did:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexspepa Posted February 15, 2013 Author #15 Share Posted February 15, 2013 By the sounds of the answer choices given by the OP (stoning squad, bondage handcuffs, private party) this may have been a tongue and cheek thread meant to solicite satirical answers. ;) It was and i apologize for starting a new thread just to do that...I should know better than to type while imbibing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MermaidWatcher Posted February 15, 2013 #16 Share Posted February 15, 2013 If they had it so casually displayed, I would probably think they were 1st timers and not aware of the rules, so I might, in a friendly, non lecturing way, mention to them that they were about to have it confiscated; then let them handle it as the wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipq Posted February 15, 2013 #17 Share Posted February 15, 2013 It was and i apologize for starting a new thread just to do that...I should know better than to type while imbibing. I have the lemons! http://luv2cruise.blogspot.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmwnc1959 Posted February 16, 2013 #18 Share Posted February 16, 2013 It was and i apologize for starting a new thread just to do that...I should know better than to type while imbibing. Absolutely no need to apologize. Some folks on here are so bitter and hateful they jump at the chance to scold others. Pathetic? Yes. They should be the ones apologizing for having no sense of humor. This could have been a delightful thread had everyone not been so negative. And that is a shame. Thanks alexspepa for trying. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sthelder Posted February 16, 2013 #19 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Vodka is not my taste, I will check whether they have another bottle of champagne in their luggage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexspepa Posted February 16, 2013 Author #20 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Absolutely no need to apologize. Some folks on here are so bitter and hateful they jump at the chance to scold others. Pathetic? Yes. They should be the ones apologizing for having no sense of humor. This could have been a delightful thread had everyone not been so negative. And that is a shame. Thanks alexspepa for trying. ;) That is very kind of you t o say - thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grand isle joe Posted February 16, 2013 #21 Share Posted February 16, 2013 myob...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmwnc1959 Posted February 17, 2013 #22 Share Posted February 17, 2013 myob...... And here's someone else who didn't read the whole thread and also didn't realize it was suppose to be fun. light hearted, tongue in cheek, and satirical. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grand isle joe Posted February 17, 2013 #23 Share Posted February 17, 2013 And here's someone else who didn't read the whole thread and also didn't realize it was suppose to be fun. light hearted, tongue in cheek, and satirical. :rolleyes: myob........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmwnc1959 Posted February 17, 2013 #24 Share Posted February 17, 2013 myob........ Such a funny guy...:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avic77 Posted February 17, 2013 #25 Share Posted February 17, 2013 You are standing in line to board your favorite cruise ship when you notice the couple in front of you naively has a bottle of premium vodka sticking out of their carry-on luggage. Do you: a - Flag down the first available security guard to point out the transgression and volunteer for the stoneing squad ( I mean shooting at dawn is obviously too good for these rule breakers)? b - Stay quiet and hope that the disturbance allows you and your wife to quietly sneak your bondage handcuffs and whip on board? c - Show them the tonic and lemons you bought for just this opportunity and ask them to adjourn to a less busy part of the embarkation area to enjoy a quiet happy hour? Is B a No no :rolleyes:;):p:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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