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momofmeg

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Now if my wife knew I had posted that.........whew!!! No more balcony love for me.............lol lol lol

 

I bet she knows but also everyone else knew your cruise dates so I am willing to bet you had an audience. You do realize those balconies are not so private right?

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jim85254

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I bet she knows but also everyone else knew your cruise dates so I am willing to bet you had an audience. You do realize those balconies are not so private right?

 

Never been in a balcony cabin so I don't know. Are they private enough for a shy, but quiet wife?:p

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momofmeg

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Never been in a balcony cabin so I don't know. Are they private enough for a shy, but quiet wife?:p

 

nope-and obviously you have not read many posts here-just do a search on balconies and you would be surprised. Many, many times people have caught their neighbors making whoopee.

 

One post was so funny as their neighbors were also their dinner tablemates-they said they could hardly keep a straight face at dinner after discovering them one night-but the neighbors never even knew they had caught them.

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With so many couples and so much nookie on the balcony I have a question..... this may be naive as I have not yet been on a cruise, so have not been in a balcony room, but.. erm, is it a bit uncomfortable, I mean the loungers in the pictures do not look very sturdy!

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momofmeg

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With so many couples and so much nookie on the balcony I have a question..... this may be naive as I have not yet been on a cruise, so have not been in a balcony room, but.. erm, is it a bit uncomfortable, I mean the loungers in the pictures do not look very sturdy!

 

 

I agree with you and I know some talk about having chaise lounges on their balconies but I assume that is if you book a suite- as we have had only chairs-and we have had balconies on four differant lines, Carnival, Disney, Princess, and Celebrity.

 

I did read one post of a couple who drug their mattress out to the balcony-to me that is a lot of trouble-why not just leave the door open to the room if you want to hear the sound of the ocean while you nookie. after all, what else would be the draw-UNLESS people get off on the idea that they kight be seen.

 

There is a thread in the "ask a cruise question" section here-one person said he did not care as long as he did not end up on "youtube". My reply was he could not complain if he did end up on youtube as he knows balconies are not that private.

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jim85254

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One post was so funny as their neighbors were also their dinner tablemates-they said they could hardly keep a straight face at dinner after discovering them one night-but the neighbors never even knew they had caught them.

That sounds like an interesting situation! If my wife and I were the "catching" couple, she would be red faced every night at dinner thinking about what we saw! And like you said, the "caught" couple would be oblivious. I would be having soooo much fun with the suggestive remarks. :p

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momofmeg

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That sounds like an interesting situation! If my wife and I were the "catching" couple, she would be red faced every night at dinner thinking about what we saw! And like you said, the "caught" couple would be oblivious. I would be having soooo much fun with the suggestive remarks. :p

 

There was another post wher a gal would sunbathe topless-then one day she felt ice fall on her. It was two men on the balcony above her throwing ice at her-then when they knew she realized they were there they just starting laughing.

 

She said after that-no more topless sunbathing.

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momofmeg

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well we spend most the time in our room nude, so what do you thing we do on the deck

 

Why did you feel the need to tell us that? Are you sure it is on deck or did you mean on your balcony? Either way it doesn't matter- I am sure you have been seen by others.

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I read this thread, and I have one question...How do you do it on the balcony if you do not have a chase lounge. The past two balconies we have had only had two chairs are you guys doing it on the hard floor??? It sounds kinda fun though, my fiance and i are going on a cruise for our honeymoon that might be a fun way to spice things up a little bit :)

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momofmeg

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I read this thread, and I have one question...How do you do it on the balcony if you do not have a chase lounge. The past two balconies we have had only had two chairs are you guys doing it on the hard floor??? It sounds kinda fun though, my fiance and i are going on a cruise for our honeymoon that might be a fun way to spice things up a little bit :)

 

Drag your mattress out there-or better yet just leave your balcony door open-so you hear all the sounds-that way you do not expose yourself to your neighbors or have to drag your matres out to the balcony to be comfortable.

 

Or book a suite, so you get a bigger balcony and chaise lounge. but honestly, I doubt a chaise lounge would be comfortable either, may as well get on the floor.

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Came back to peek in on this thread......see if there is anything new to learn about anyone else's balcony rituals...but........hmmmm......

 

whats all the discussion about lounge chairs..WHO needs a lounge chair? :cool:

 

Geeze thats what I thought!!!

People use your imagination!!!! LOL LOL;)

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I doubt a chaise lounge would be comfortable either, may as well get on the floor.

 

Trust me, there is a better way to do it on the balcony if you are both in good enough shape to stand up for a little while. ;) Send me an email if you need specific guidance. lol

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I read this thread, and I have one question...How do you do it on the balcony if you do not have a chase lounge. The past two balconies we have had only had two chairs are you guys doing it on the hard floor??? It sounds kinda fun though, my fiance and i are going on a cruise for our honeymoon that might be a fun way to spice things up a little bit :)

 

 

I agree--in fact, I think you all should post pictures so fishy and I can learn:eek:

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I don't mean to offend anyone, but you don't always need a bed to have fun...if you have strong legs, you can just stand up. My hubby and I really 'enjoy' our balcony :D I can't imagine letting a moment like that under the stars pass us by.

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My DH takes his classical guitar and plays it on the balcony. It's especially romantic at night under the stars.

 

BTW, usually one of us sleeps on the balcony on a mattress. I snore, and he's an insomniac, so it's the only way he gets any sleep (lol)!

 

And, to those of you who smoke on your balcony, I'm taking a fan with an extension cord so that I can blow the smoke back to your balcony! I'm allergic to the smoke, plus, I hate the smell.

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momofmeg

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Trust me, there is a better way to do it on the balcony if you are both in good enough shape to stand up for a little while. ;) Send me an email if you need specific guidance. lol

 

I am 53 years old and hav e been married 25 years and I am sure I know more tricks then you do-since I was "doing it" when you were in diapers. I have no need or interest in your porn site

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