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The Twelve Days of Christmas - Cruise Critic Style

amybear912

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amybear912

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Thought we needed to lighten the mood around here... it is, afterall, the holiday season and we need to remember how fortunate we are to be able to cruise in the first place...:)

 

 

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS - CRUISE CRITIC STYLE

 

 

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

A fuel surcharge added on for me.

 

 

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Two foo-foo drinks, and a fuel surcharge added on for me.

 

 

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Three lobster tails, two foo-foo drinks, and a fuel surcharge added on for me.

 

 

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Four smuggling cruisers, three lobster tails, two foo-foo drinks, and a fuel surcharge added on for me.

 

 

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..

FIVE LARGE GROUP CRUISES

Four smuggling cruisers, three lobster tails, two foo-foo drinks, and a fuel surcharged added on for me.

 

 

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Six onboard credits, FIVE LARGE GROUP CRUISES, four smuggling cruisers, three lobster tails, two foo-foo drinks, and a fuel surcharge added on for me.

 

 

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Seven diapered babies, six onboard credits, FIVE LARGE GROUP CRUISES, four smuggling cruisers, three lobster tails, two foo-foo drinks, and a fuel surcharge added on for me.

 

 

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Eight smokers smoking, seven diapered babies, six onboard credits, FIVE LARGE GROUP CRUISES, four smuggling cruisers, three lobster tails, two foo-foo drinks, and a fuel surcharge added on for me.

 

 

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Nine pool chairs hogged, eight smokers smoking, seven diapered babies, six onboard credits, FIVE LARGE GROUP CRUISES, four smuggling cruisers, three lobster tails, two foo-foo drinks, and a fuel surcharge added on for me.

 

 

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Ten slots-a-spinnin’, nine pool chairs hogged, eight smokers smoking, seven diapered babies, six onboard credits, FIVE LARGE GROUP CRUISES, four smuggling cruisers, three lobster tails, two foo-foo drinks, and a fuel surcharge added on for me.

 

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Eleven waiters waiting, ten slots-a-spinnin’, nine pool chairs hogged, eight smokers smoking, seven diapered babies, six onboard credits, FIVE LARGE GROUP CRUISERS, four smuggling cruisers, three lobster tails, two foo-foo drinks, and a fuel surcharge added on for me.

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Twelve different dress codes, eleven waiters waiting, ten slots-a-spinnin’, nine pool chairs hogged, eight smokers smoking, seven diapered babies, six onboard credits, FIVE LARGE GROUP CRUISES, four smuggling cruisers, three lobster tails, two foo-foo drinks,

AND A FUEL SURCHARGE ADDED ON FOR ME……..

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gone_fishin

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On the first day of planning, Travel Agent gave to me..

A fiiiiiiiiiine bal-co ney

 

On the second day of planning, My T.A. gave to me..

2 non stop flights, and a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine bal-co-ney

 

On the third day of planning, my T.A. gave to me...

3 forms to sign,

2 non stop flights,

and a fiiiiiiine bal-co-ney

 

On the fourth day of planning my T.A. gave to me

4 set sail passes,

3 forms to sign,

2 non stop flights

and a fiiiiiiiiiine bal-co-ney

 

On the fifth day of planning my T.A. gave to me

FIVE NIGHTS ON ENCHANTMENT!

4 set sail passes,

3 forms to sign,

2 non stop flights,

and a fiiiiiiiiiiine bal-co-ney

 

On the sixth day of planning my T.A. gave to me

6 baggage tags

FIVE NIGHTS ON ENCHANTMENT!

4 set sail passes,

3 forms to sign,

2 non stop flights,

and a fiiiiiiiiiiiiine balconey

 

On the seventh day of planning my T.A. gave to me

7 thhhhhhh floor cabin

6 baggage tags,

FIVE NIGHTS ON ENCHANTMENT!

4 set sail passes,

3 forms to sign,

2 non stop flights

and a fiiiiiiiiiiiiine bal co ney

 

On the 8th day of planning my T.A. gave to me

8 oh-clock dinner,

7 th floor cabin ,

6 baggage tags,

FIVE NIGHT ON ENCHANTMENT,

4 set sail passes,

3 forms to sign,

2 nonstop flights

and a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine bal-co-ney

 

On the 9th day of planning, my T.A. gave to me

9 electrical problems,

8 oh-clock dinner,

7 th floor cabin ,

6 baggage tags,

FIVE NIGHT ON ENCHANTMENT,

4 set sail passes,

3 forms to sign,

2 nonstop flights

and a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine bal-co-ney

 

On the 10th day of planning, my T.A. gave to me

10 itinerary changes,

9 electrical problems,

8 oh-clock dinner,

7 th floor cabin ,

6 baggage tags,

FIVE NIGHT ON ENCHANTMENT,

4 set sail passes,

3 forms to sign,

2 nonstop flights

and a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine bal-co-ney

 

On the 11th day of planning, my T.A. gave to me

11 posters whining

10 itenerary changes,

9 electrical problems

8 oh-clock dinner,

7 th floor cabin ,

6 baggage tags,

FIVE NIGHT ON ENCHANTMENT,

4 set sail passes,

3 forms to sign,

2 nonstop flights

and a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine bal-co-ney

 

On the twelveth day of planning my T.A. gave to me

12 reassurances,

11 posters whining

10 itenerary changes,

9 electrical problems

8 oh-clock dinner,

7 th floor cabin ,

6 baggage tags,

FIVE NIGHT ON ENCHANTMENT,

4 set sail passes,

3 forms to sign,

2 nonstop flights

and a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine bal-co-ney

 

 

ONE MONTH 'TIL FIRST CRUISE!! GET ME OUTTA THE COLD AND INTO THE CARIBBEAN!!!!!

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Pat&Liz

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So impressed was I by your lyrical genius, I was motivated to try my own hand at writing - here's what I came up with!!

 

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A cruise on Independence of the Seas

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Two cruise credits and a cruise on Independence of the Seas

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Three hot tubs, two cruise credits and a cruise on Independence of the Seas

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Four pre-paid gratuities, three hot tubs, two cruise credits and a cruise on Independence of the Seas

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Five UPGRADE FAIRIES! Four pre-paid gratuities, three hot tubs, two cruise credits and a cruise on Independence of the Seas

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Six bright red roses, five UPGRADE FAIRIES! Four pre-paid gratuities, three hot tubs, two cruise credits and a cruise on Independence of the Seas

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Seven quiet children, six bright red roses, five UPGRADE FAIRIES! Four pre-paid gratuities, three hot tubs, two cruise credits and a cruise on Independence of the Seas

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eight honeymooners mooning, seven quiet children, six bright red roses, five UPGRADE FAIRIES! Four pre-paid gratuities, three hot tubs, two cruise credits and a cruise on Independence of the Seas

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Nine attendants attending, eight honeymooners mooning, seven quiet children, six bright red roses, five UPGRADE FAIRIES! Four pre-paid gratuities, three hot tubs, two cruise credits and a cruise on Independence of the Seas

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Ten Cruise directors directing, nine attendants attending, eight honeymooners mooning, seven quiet children, six bright red roses, five UPGRADE FAIRIES! Four pre-paid gratuities, three hot tubs, two cruise credits and a cruise on Independence of the Sea

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eleven days in Heaven, ten Cruise directors directing, nine attendants attending, eight honeymooners mooning, seven quiet children, six bright red roses, five UPGRADE FAIRIES! Four pre-paid gratuities, three hot tubs, two cruise credits and a cruise on Independence of the Sea

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…..

THE BILL!!

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FL_Cruiser64

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A no-lobster rumor

 

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Two smuggler threads and a no-lobster rumor

 

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

3 missing brown sugar threads, 2 smuggler threads and 1 no-lobster rumor

 

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

4 fuel surcharge discussions, 3 missing brown sugar threads, 2 smuggler threads and 1 no-lobster rumor

 

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

5 more no-lobster rumors, 4 fuel surcharge discussions, 3 missing brown sugar threads, 2 smuggler threads and 1 no-lobster rumor

 

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

6 "where are my almonds" threads, 5 more no-lobster rumors, 4 fuel surcharge discussions, 3 missing brown sugar threads, 2 smuggler threads and 1 no-lobster rumor

 

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

7 pre-cruise complainers, 6 "where are my almonds" threads, 5 more no-lobster rumors, 4 fuel surcharge discussions, 3 missing brown sugar threads, 2 smuggler threads and 1 no-lobster rumor

 

On the eigth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

8 "I must sue" threats,7 pre-cruise complainers, 6 "where are my almonds" threads, 5 more no-lobster rumors, 4 fuel surcharge discussions, 3 missing brown sugar threads, 2 smuggler threads and 1 no-lobster rumor

 

The ninth day of Christmas I certainly did miss because I am cruising forever. Good bye my true love.

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Gonzo70

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THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS - CRUISE CRITIC STYLE

 

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

A fuel surcharge added on for me.

 

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Two foo-foo drinks, and a fuel surcharge added on for me.

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Who wrote that song; it seems familiar? :D

 

Very cute. :)

 

Maybe someone can add a verse about the leap frog thread in lieu of the lords a leaping.

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Pat&Liz

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Just another quick number for ye all to be merrily humming to...

 

Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly – CC Style!

Deck and cabin, no need for brolly,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Tis the season to be jolly,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Don we now our summer apparel,

Fa la la, la la la, la la la.

Cruisin’ in style, with the Royal,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

See the sea spreading out around us,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Cruise director has joined the chorus.

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Follow me in merry measure,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

While I tell of Yule tide treasure,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Keep to hand your seacard passes,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Hail the cruise, ye lads and lasses,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Cruise we joyous, all together,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Heedless of the wind and weather,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

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