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Let's see...I think the conversion rate is 14 Oklahoma drinks = 18 actual Carnival drinks... Someone told me that once...

Spirit Airlines...

In the interest of brevity, I believe the plural of Megan is Megii

YESH! But remember your homework assignment! Or I might not cruise with you in January! PS. Don't call my bluff

Do you have to go to Texas to get your shipments or do companies ship to Oklahoma?

THAT'S AWESOME!! Is that print big enough and bold enough for you to read now that you are in the oldster club?

Reasonably sure that you qualified to be tipped by fellow passenger writing an encyclopedia entry regarding Alchemy drink rankings. Always accept graciously but remember W didn't earn it, you did!!😂

Ok! Then definitely employ the less is more technique! Say nothing and passively no show.

I'm confused? How many of the family members are booked in his cabin? How many cabins total?

I heard this elderly guy say that back in high school he didn't have cuff links for a dress shirt so his mom used nuts and bolts instead.

You're old now! Come to the dark side and join AARP...membership for $12 annually. Includes Mr

That and several NTTAWI activities...

I don't understand this statement. You still have to go to your actual mustard station.

My unique claim is that while on the Panorama I was actually playing pickleball during sail away from Mazatlán. How many had that on their Bingo card?

11 Carnival cruises and Never have I ever Been initiated to the balcony club... DW says something about privacy and decency or some such whatnot...

I see the crux of the matter as twofold: OP did receive less than stellar customer service by calling Carnival CS. That happens regularly and should not be understated! But the more important concept is being your own advocate. When traveling is complicated by strict dietary restrictions, consumers must go the extra mile to ensure that they know that it's imperative to directly contact the special needs department! Be your own advocate and be extremely skeptical of CS call centers' ability to have more than basic knowledge. Carnival CS...ask 3 different reps and get 4 different answers...

Sorry folks, I broke the internet! Moose out front should of told you! I just Googled all Chevrolets registered in Texas to first name Saint 😳 Internet should be back soon...as soon as smoke clears!

Lightweight!!

That seems normal...everyone goes on vacay for 3 weeks-ish and returns to work on a Friday...said nobody evah! And it's also a 3 day weekend for some as Monday is the day to celebrate that a bunch of Yankees rode down to Galveston on horseback to alert the slaves that they had been emancipated.

Welcome to my world! Welcome to the world of Skechers! I even have the slip ins so I can put on my shoes all while standing up. Perfect for airport travel. If only they'd pop open my beer too! I think I'd marry my Skechers if they did that...

If they want your Katz @ TSA just remind them you spat in it! You know, to keep Mr Happy the monkey out of it.

Welcome back to da states!! Glad you landed safe and sound. Pretty sure the Freddy Mercury mug should appear in January. You can lead a group toast with it while the Reggae version of We are the Champions plays on the lido deck!!

Yesterday we found out your birthday and today we learned your ATM password!!

And you had a beer 🍺 🤣

@Saint Greg Happy Birthday! I would have guessed 46, but 45 means another 10 years until you give in to the wave that is Pickleball!! BTW, I found a copy of your birth certificate online...see below...