That is so funny, but true. I wondered how my elderly neighbour's marriage would last after the husband retired. He'd come inside, after doing some gardening, and say Dot, Are you ready to go out? No I wash on Mondays, He'd try the next day. No I iron on Tuesdays, He'd try the next day, No I volunteer at the Red Cross on Wednesdays, He'd try the next day. I go to Seniors Club on Thursdays. Do you want to come? He was a slow learner.