zap99

Inside the ships, Britannia and Arvia we haven't noticed any slow service. On deck the waiters have tended to be a bit sparse, so we walk up to the bar our very selves and get our own. Not too proud to do that. On the plus side if you drink your illicit can of diet coke that you had in your cabin, nobody will notice.

In France DW got a bite on her thigh which came up like a Balloon. My French is poor. In the pharmacy...parlez vous Anglais?..non. Ah ! Regardez la derriere ou mai famme....creme ou gell.?. Gell sil house plais. .what did you tell her?...don't worry about it.🤣

Did they ask for your PIN number. Did you tell them about the old plague cemetery.?. Our arrogant sales manager was buying a house in Littlehampton. Our droll production manager who lived in the area asked him where. He told him in glowing terms the posh greenfield area where they were building the new houses.....Ah ! We call it rubbish tip lane.🤣

It's OK for the doctor to ask, but some random bloke being nosey would get an appropriate response. I would tell him I had a highly contagious tropical disease.

We had the oven cleaned last week. He did it last year. Are you sure ?. It looks like it's hardly been used. Zap said...nothing🤐🤐

Merits more than a single smiley🤣🤣🤣

We aren't top of the loyalty tree, or in a suite, so will join bumrush in the buffet or perhaps a burger. Beef looked a bit gristly.

Loose weight, eat more fruit and vegetables. Don't eat processed meat and keep your meat consumption down to 4oz a week. Less of that..more of this and if you enjoy something you can jolly well knock that on the head. That saved you a trip..Oh ,and stay out of the sun.🤣

Crab paste for me. In the supermarket they have little pots of posh crab pate. About £4 a pot. Crab paste is less than a quid.

We occasionally take a picture of the silly little instructions and blow up the text to read it.🤣

I would wait until a local, like Andy can advise. At the risk of upsetting folk, there are some areas of Portsmouth that I wouldn't want to stay in. The PI city centre seems about closest.

Nothing wrong with having 2 chocolate cakes.

That's some house with a 28 ft high ceiling.

I was watching a poirot. Fish paste sandwiches. I remember the shiphams factory in Chichester. I wonder..?🤔. Yes you can still get it...Fancy some fish paste sandwiches dear.....no. I used to like toast toppers.That can be plan B.

Pig. At least that's how much I was sweating. Vax the carpet on the hotest day of the year. They will dry better she said. Are my feet in the way she said. As you have the machine out you may as well do upstairs as well.🤐🤐🤐 said zap.

Is it OK to say I vaxed the carpets?.

We don't qualify for an extra lunch yet, but will after our next cruise. We will probably give it a miss as I don't relish having lunch with folk telling me what status they have. Next month we cruise on Anthem. We will then be Elite on Celebrity and diamond in the Crown and Anchor. That won't change me as I have been flashing the C&A table in my " tux " for years. I had an email from RC to select my boarding time...quite civilised.

Turned it over.

OK. We had Dinner at a secret restaurant. I can't tell you which one as it's a secret. Prince Andrew wasn't there...again.

My secret is I have never watched Love island,towi etc and don't watch strictly..I did watch strictly ballroom though.

I quite like onion in salads. They take away the taste of the salad.🤣

No problems for me.

In that case when you go to bed you will be insured and when you wake up you will be in Southampton. Sleep safely.

I'm not an expert, but do wonder if their maximum duration is 34 nights and yours is longer, does that mean the extra few hours isn't covered, or the whole ,non compliant cruise ?.

All the water used on Cruise ships has been passed by the Captain.