Wakepatrol

I’ve said it a million times. HAL should do an overnight at Half Moon Cay They could do a big party on the beach at night with music then a fireworks show. Think of all the fuel they would save Those that don’t like Half Moon Cay will receive two mints on pillow that night

I bet it’s the guy with the big speaker blaring his music

Because not everyone is a “Dog Lover” out in the world. Some might have had a bad experience with a dog in the past. One can’t go out and eat a meal for an hour without bringing their dog? Oh I forgot, people can’t go to the grocery store or Home Depot without bringing their dog. P. S. I’m on my third rescue dog as we speak,

Remember the “Loaner” jackets in the dining room?

Pedicure, or toenails that you can cut a block of cheese with?

I have a solution for those who are in a hurry when eating

Security is only called for people wearing bathrobes in the Lido. A net is thrown over them and they are swiftly whisked away

There’s something off with this story. Why didn’t the original poster ask to be moved? He gave up after thirty minutes? Pool attendant said guy playing the music was V.I.P. “Really “? I was under the impression these cabanas are a hot item and always sell out. Therefore there is nowhere to be moved. Recap- Guy rented cabana, Guy next to him was playing music on large speaker Cabin attendant told him guy with speaker was VIP Guy gave up after thirty minutes of a seven day cruise, was refunded and now wants a meeting? Guy has beverage manager on phone while typing on cruise critic. Then Guy disappears. All hilarious banter on a slow news day

I haven’t heard of a situation like this before have you? What if I rent one and have loud talking cell phone guy next to me,or Charlie who can’t stop coughing all day. Do I get a meeting with the hotel manager as well?

Update- After the meeting, the Captain gave him his own personal cabana Away from everybody

Maybe they made him Captain

Any news from the meeting?

I’m still patiently waiting to hear the results of the meeting that was scheduled

Good point, they’re turning a blind eye to ball caps and shorts

What ever became of your cabana? Did another passenger swoop in and rent it?

I just don’t understand wasting precious cruise time having a meeting. You were unhappy, you were refunded, now what? what can possibly come out of this meeting?

perfect dishes for the shorts and T- shirt gang

They’re $6 at a football game

I used to see couples with a highlighter pen with their program running to towel animal display courses, ice carving demonstrations. I’m so toast once I get on the ship I’m just thrilled to Read a book and fall asleep Sit by pool and fall asleep Lay on tile loungers and fall asleep

What were the highs?

All of these little things they’ve eliminated were the very things that hooked me into cruising with them. I only started cruising in 2002. I’m glad I got to experience these little things

This post is driving me bananas

After seeing the second photo i can’t get “Wichita Lineman” out of my head

I’m bringing a 50 pound pig. Who wants to join me at the pool?