A fly landed on my lunch on my last Celebrity cruise!! It ruined my cruise!!!

[A Sixth?]

You people crack me up!!! :p:p:D

[u2cruiser]

[bighairtexan]

it must have been blu because it was probably a blue bottle fly. Did they half it?

 

it's a new elite entitlement! Uh, i mean, perk. ;)

 

LOL :eek::D

[A Sixth?]

[JTSpitfire]

Was it a misbehaving kid fly or a cranky senior fly:confused::p

[marieps]

For a very VERY witty thread. Did you ask Jeff Goldblum for his autograph?

[A Sixth?]

For a very VERY witty thread. Did you ask Jeff Goldblum for his autograph?

 

Tsk Tsk Tsk

 

The Fly was Al Hedison :p:D

 

[Logger1]

Made you look! :p:D

 

Damb fly is probably Elite Status. Them the perks!!:D

[k9x8]

Was it a misbehaving kid fly or a cranky senior fly:confused::p

 

Or was it a smoking fly!?

[FrankinPA]

A lot of people just can't help drawing flies.

[jackdiamond]

Made you look! :p:D

I have never knowingly eaten a fly; but, I have eaten chocolate covered crickets and beetles, which were not bad.

[FrankinPA]

I have never knowingly eaten a fly; but, I have eaten chocolate covered crickets and beetles, which were not bad.

 

In Korea? That is where I had them. Roasted grasshoppers also.

[sloopsailor]

I found a bad tempered fly on the urinal the other day. It got pi**ed off!

[OceanCruise]

Did it follow the dress code?

[brigantiner]

Protein!

[Kellie Poodle]

I hope that the fly is planning to sue?

 

 

I'd love to be a fly on the wall during that trial.

[msbptg]

A Sixth? Would you say the quality of X's fly lunch has maintained its high standard, or are the flies smaller and less meaty, due to cut backs? :D

 

haha haaaaaaaaaa....I ate the damn thing!!

[Vol fan]

 

My fav fly!!

 

Carole

[uktog]

Was it that rare South American fly The Iron Fly?

[dmwnc1959]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

 

"What are you doing?" she asked.

 

"Hunting flies," He responded.

 

"Oh, killing any?" She asked.

 

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

 

Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?

 

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

[u2cruiser]

So that's why lots of the pool chairs are taken with no one visibly using them - FLY chairhogs!

 

Here's a link to some very funny fly pics c/o google (hope this is allowed?)

 

http://www.beckynaylor.co.uk/what-to-do-when-bored-at-work.html

[A Sixth?]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

 

"What are you doing?" she asked.

 

"Hunting flies," He responded.

 

"Oh, killing any?" She asked.

 

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

 

Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?

 

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

 

So that's why lots of the pool chairs are taken with no one visibly using them - FLY chairhogs!

 

Here's a link to some very funny fly pics c/o google (hope this is allowed?)

 

http://www.beckynaylor.co.uk/what-to-do-when-bored-at-work.html

 

LOL!!!!

 

[Denny01]

Isn't it time for one particular poster to come over a tell us how we can bring as many flies as we want on a HAL cruise, and another to tell us how much better the flies are on a Princess cruise?

 

Den

[OceanCruise]

Did they drive to the port or bypass the "no fly list" at the airport?

[L11]

Somebody forgot to zip up their fly!