I am conforming to the rules honest....

[Davyjonesrugrat]

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Due to the rantings of some members on the CC board and their view on the drinks policy of Celebrity Cruises I have decided to follow the guidelines set in place and take two bottles of wine at the beginning of the cruise.

 

I have therefore decided that I may need to cut down on my baggage allowance.

 

I hope that you will now be happy and let me continue to enjoy my cruises and my 'wine'

 

Yours respectfully

 

 

 

 

 

Before you get on your high horses, I do not have a drink problem and can honestly state I have reduced my consumption drastically.

 

This was my last bottle

 

 

:D:D

[isdoo]

The rules state the maximum bottle size.

[Davyjonesrugrat]

The rules state the maximum bottle size.

If you read this rule section it does not state a size.....

 

http://www.celebritycruises.com/foot...aqSubjectId=59

 

Regards

:)

[biker1972]

So you take it to the DR (on a hand truck, naturally :)), pay the corkage fee, and start drinking wine with each meal. Last about a week or so. Do you tip extra to sommelier who has to cart the bottle back and forth for each meal? :D

[TLCOhio]

Due to the rantings of some members on the CC board and their view on the drinks policy of Celebrity Cruises I have decided to follow the guidelines set in place and take two bottles of wine at the beginning of the cruise. I have therefore decided that I may need to cut down on my baggage allowance. I hope that you will now be happy and let me continue to enjoy my cruises and my 'wine'

 

Cute, super funny post! It's a joke and a good one. Appreciate the light touch and interesting picture. I'll drink to it!!

 

THANKS! Enjoy! Terry in Ohio

 

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[amyr]

No need to manage your packing - I have just the bag for you. We'll let you know whether we were able to wheel it on board and cram it into the overhead bin or whether they made us check it :D

[woody14h]

I hope you're sitting at our table in December. :-)

[dkjretired]

Curious what the corkage fee is for that bottle and where they'll get the corkscrew to open it.

 

Funny thing about size of bottle, the limit on size used to be in the guest conduct policy but it is no longer there...Can't find it anymore...

[Blazerboy]

Curious what the corkage fee is for that bottle and where they'll get the cork screw...

Pneumatic drill from the engineers with special attachment?

 

I agree. Shame to let your wine breathe TOO much. We volunteer to help.:D

 

Andrew

[Davyjonesrugrat]

I am in the process of contacting Celebrity to book the table for all those offering to assist in drinking my little tipple, there does however now appear to be a problem in getting a big enough table are you all happy enough to sit on a conveyor belt as grab your glass as you go past? or would you prefer a BBQ/Buffet system?

 

P.S. Im afraid that Celebrity have stated it must be drunk on formal nights only and formal attire is necessary lol

 

Chair hogging will not be tolerated !!!

 

 

 

rgds

[EithneMay]

Love it!!

 

 

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[Davyjonesrugrat]

Celebrity have confirmed that I need to pay corkage.......do you think $25 is too much........Hey Im a Scotsman !!!!

 

 

:)

[Davyjonesrugrat]

No need to manage your packing - I have just the bag for you. We'll let you know whether we were able to wheel it on board and cram it into the overhead bin or whether they made us check it :D

Phew for a minute I thought you were going to post a piccy of my ex wife !!!! Its enough to make anyone turn to drink !!! pmsl

 

:)

[jacketwatch]

Due to the rantings of some members on the CC board and their view on the drinks policy of Celebrity Cruises I have decided to follow the guidelines set in place and take two bottles of wine at the beginning of the cruise.

 

I have therefore decided that I may need to cut down on my baggage allowance.

 

I hope that you will now be happy and let me continue to enjoy my cruises and my 'wine'

 

Yours respectfully

 

 

 

 

 

Before you get on your high horses, I do not have a drink problem and can honestly state I have reduced my consumption drastically.

 

This was my last bottle

 

 

:D:D

 

Thats is very very :D:D. Luv it.

[sandancer]

Phew for a minute I thought you were going to post a piccy of my ex wife !!!! Its enough to make anyone turn to drink !!! pmsl

 

:)

Oh you naughty man, thats the best laugh I've had for some time.

[Karynanne]

Now tell me...how are you going to get that into the overhead bin while flying?

[Davyjonesrugrat]

Who needs a bin locker........

 

 

I got a good deal on a flight charter.....$20 each way lol....

[SnowshoeCat]

Now tell me...how are you going to get that into the overhead bin while flying?

 

I think that might be more than 3 oz.

 

But seriously (well, not really), do you/we use a straw or a siphon :confused:

[nojoke]

After all the posts whining about dress codes, alcohol codes, and various other topics--it is lovely to read through an entire posting and smile the whole time. Thanks for the funny!

[tunaman2011]

Greetings

 

My doctor said that my SO and myself should not have over 1 bottle of wine per night. I think I see a solution here. :D

 

Thanks for making me smile.

 

Good Sailing

Tom

[Gail & Marty sailing away]

I give you permission to have my drink..:):)

[PartyAllDaTyme]

I am in the process of contacting Celebrity to book the table for all those offering to assist in drinking my little tipple, there does however now appear to be a problem in getting a big enough table are you all happy enough to sit on a conveyor belt as grab your glass as you go past? or would you prefer a BBQ/Buffet system?

 

I suggest you ask to have one of the hot tubs drained. I'll bring my snorkel gear.

[arewethereyet]

This thread is NOT funny! I went on a cruise Daveyjonesrugrat was on and I'm still upset about it. It seems that the ship sailed under reduced speed the entire cruise (missing two ports) because they had to remove an engine to find enough space to accommodate his one wine bottle.

[Davyjonesrugrat]

I explained that, it wasnt my fault I told them to tow it behind the ship and just fit a hose pipe between it and my cabin. Imagine how I felt when I found the engine room staff having a party on my bottle when I woke up in the middle of the night and needed a tipple !!!

 

Get over it lol.......:):):D

[jackdiamond]

Greetings

 

My doctor said that my SO and myself should not have over 1 bottle of wine per night. I think I see a solution here. :D

 

Thanks for making me smile.

 

Good Sailing

Tom

Is that one bottle for your girlfriend and one bottle for you? Or is it just one bottle for you both?