jtwanabe Posted April 4, 2013 #1 Share Posted April 4, 2013 With yesterday's news about The Triumph breaking away from it's dock I think the Triumph may be officially suffering some dark magical malfeasance. I suppose somewhere along the line some gypsy got shorted on their OBC and cursed the Triumph to a life of mishaps. The only way to break the curse is to (1) sacrifice a rubbery lobster (fortunately there are plenty of those on board), (2) drink a watered down adult beverage ... (lots of those available on the ship,) (3) do this while standing in an elevator that is temporary out of order ... (always one or two of those around). Finally we will have to rename the ship. How about the The Carnival "Catastrophe" The Carnival "Maalox" The Carnival "Good Ship Loli-plop...plop...plop" Or the ever more classy: Carnival Merde dans le sac rouge (french for "poop in the red bag") Any other suggestions: We need to hurry .... I hear the Triumph has drifted 20 feet form the docK so CCL is considering towing it to Progresso, Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikenhe Posted April 4, 2013 #2 Share Posted April 4, 2013 the next band booked on there is the Drifters.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtwanabe Posted April 4, 2013 Author #3 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Good one With all the port cancellations they should be called "Cruises to Somewhere" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingoftheicedragons Posted April 4, 2013 #4 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Good one With all the port cancellations they should be called "Cruises to Somewhere" LOL Love this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seannyice81 Posted April 4, 2013 #5 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I suggested they rename Triumph the "Carnival Betcha", but I after the latest news perhaps "Breakaway" is more appropiate for the Triumph instead of the NCL vessel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snedecor Posted April 4, 2013 #6 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Carnival BREAKAWAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hftmrock Posted April 4, 2013 #7 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Carnival Titanic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruizinman Posted April 4, 2013 #8 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Still think Carnival Crappy fits better . But going with the flow, C Run Away C High Tail C Scoot -N- Boot C Mule C Haul A$$ C Desertion C Forsaken C Awol C Skip to my Loo C Break Out Need more :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Cruisegirl6 Posted April 4, 2013 #9 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Triumph should be called "JINXED". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_duck Posted April 4, 2013 #10 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Renaming a ship is what got Carnival in this mess in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerovick Posted April 4, 2013 #11 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Carnival Escape (cause it tried to get away) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdklein Posted April 4, 2013 #12 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Carnival Haunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mzloolue Posted April 4, 2013 #13 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Good one With all the port cancellations they should be called "Cruises to Somewhere" I like this.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitemyfly Posted April 4, 2013 #14 Share Posted April 4, 2013 The big red bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mzloolue Posted April 4, 2013 #15 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Renaming a ship is what got Carnival in this mess in the first place. True dat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccerdad64 Posted April 4, 2013 #16 Share Posted April 4, 2013 OOPS we did it again!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruizinman Posted April 4, 2013 #17 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Carnival Haunted C Exorcist ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighterone Posted April 4, 2013 #18 Share Posted April 4, 2013 All great names! The towing to Progreso is priceless... "LIKE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady_cruiser Posted April 4, 2013 #19 Share Posted April 4, 2013 How about the 'Floataway of Dreams" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruizinman Posted April 4, 2013 #20 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Renaming a ship is what got Carnival in this mess in the first place. Well since the Destiny is no longer in use :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruizinman Posted April 4, 2013 #21 Share Posted April 4, 2013 How about the 'Floataway of Dreams" ? UMMM, No. ;) How about "Up Creek without a Paddle":o:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djwood24 Posted April 4, 2013 #22 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Carnival Breaking Wind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabear99211 Posted April 4, 2013 #23 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Still think Carnival Crappy fits better .But going with the flow, C Run Away C High Tail C Scoot -N- Boot C Mule C Haul A$$ C Desertion C Forsaken C Awol C Skip to my Loo C Break Out Need more :D I thought this tread was for information, not bashing Carnival, you all need to understand the reason for Cruise Critic, it is your kind of member that is giving this site a bad name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruizinman Posted April 4, 2013 #24 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I thought this tread was for information, not bashing Carnival, you all need to understand the reason for Cruise Critic, it is your kind of member that is giving this site a bad name. I think I love you, can I buy you a drink :D OH wait , wife says No :eek: :):D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith74 Posted April 4, 2013 #25 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Carnival $@!& box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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