KarmaCruisers

No sign of girl from GrandTurk; sorry to say. A funny thing happened; so I was in there first set of chairs closest to the water, and a girl walked up and no one else was around (like I said it was pretty empty today) and I thought she was taking a selfie, so I didn’t bother her…then she like fumbled around for a few minutes and then asked me if I could take her picture. (Of course I said sure) but apprenrly she was taking a SnapChat thing, cuz the phone locked and I just went into photos (it was an iPhone and you can do that from the Lock Screen) and she’s like sorry if it locked when I handed it to you, let me get back into SnapChat; to which I replied “sorry I am ashamed to say I’ve never used Snapchat even though my friend is one of the original employees, haha” I wonder if I should have lead-in with “what is your Snapchat?” Because it’s obvious this girl was by herself (or else someone could have taken the photo for her) But on the other hand she was way younger than me (probably like EARLY 30’s) Im going to buy another $2000 worth of Gift Cards, so maybe I’ll get another chance at the lady in the casino….

Back to the cabin now. had a GREAT time, 10/10 would recommend..BUUUT; on the way back I realized..we’re the ONLY ship in port today; so that may have had something to do with Blue Lagoon not being absolutely MOBBED with people. On the way back to port I also just happened to be looking at the ocean at the right time; and I got to see a Stringray fly through the air! Heres a couple more photos from earlier

Thanks! I found decent WiFi here at Blue Lagoon; in the “adults only” dining area. i have to say this place is nice and I’m glad I upgraded to the “Adults Only” package. We get our own private beach area, way away from the main area.(they’re playing soothing spa music in the little “rock” speakers around our area.) Our beach has rocks, but if you have water shoes you can easily go past the rocks and find some nice deep pools to chill in. Just ate lunch, the ferry to go back to the ship leaves in an hour (1:15)

It’s a mad house out here

What a scam they’re running for drinks right at the gangway..you THINK they’d be included (water bottles and Gatorade) but the guy said they’re NOT (he writes them up manually) so I went up three flights to Java Blue and picked up the SAME bottle of Gatorade-Zero..for FREE. lol I bet they catch a LOT of people sleeping like that.

Breakfast

Holy shoot this guy making the omelettes is like the slowest person in the world! He’s literally trying to make them to perfection! The guy in front of me said “it don’t matter; it’s going in my belly anyway”

Good morning Nassau! it’s actually a tad cool outside (I imagine it’ll warm up as the day goes on and also portside is in the shade of the boat) Got cleaned up and waiting in line for an omelette right now at Lido MarketPlace. i didn’t put sunblock on my face in Grant Turk and I definitely got a “guy fieri” tan (sunglasses area not tan at all, lol) so I’m going to put a little bit on my face today (I didn’t think I needed it because I have a giant rainforest type hat which also has a neck cover piece)

Morning comes at 6:45 to get cleaned up and get breakfast and off the ship by 8:30 (says meet 15 minutes prior to 9)

Time for siesta. i honestly didn’t take an elevator today at all; so I think my drinking of: Mango305 Colorado BullDog Pirate Punch (aka: Surfer on Acid) Woodford Old Fashioned Blantons Old Fashioned Wasn’t TOO horrible (although I did eat dinner past my usual 9pm cutoff; but only by 30 minutes)

Main course! the Rigatoni stuff was helllla good; I could have honestly ate more (but probably shouldn’t)

First course I wonder if I shocked people being Ambi and eating both plates at once with two hands

Damn I’m old..I’m seeing what looks like “kids” drinking… Then realize I’m old enough to have a 21 year old…

I ordered the Nonna’s Meatball Minestrone Rigatoni-something or other (captains special) roasted broccoli and cauliflower fruit plate

Maybe with liquid courage it will help talk to a wo-man tonight

Damn drunk me trying to get a rainbow earlier haha

Getting dinner at Cucina. and JFC I’m lit..but let me get some food in me and my new friends from Meta and I will continue to booze it up. (I’ll post photos this time I promise)

I often wondered that myself; being their video poker is set to the lowest it can be; so 80% slots probably are true. even still I’m losing a known value to (probably) continue to get free balconies… And $700 is a helluva lot better then losing the $7000-$10000 I’m used to.

I am also HAMMERED now just had a long hang out with some meta group friends I just met. had many many drinks now going to Cucina for dinner but might drink more later to tell the wife leaving my story

Expect them to be 90% as most dragon/lightning link are set there; but I think the MINIMUM they can be is 80%

Vincent is HUSTLING..I wonder what he’d do it I slipped him a hunnad.

Also I shouldn’t be drinking this hooch because it’s just empty calories that my fat stomach doesn’t need..but I’ve done almost no elevators this cruise so I think I can have a drink or two.

Also believe me; it’s taking everything I’ve got in me to not go into the casino and start ripping hundreds to try to “win” that $700 back. this is why I’m debating getting another $2000 worth of gift cards; to help me quell the urge; while doing it at an “advantage” (in quotes because I THINK this will keep me getting free balconies)

It’s not gambling if you pretty much know the expected outcome. (As well as have the advantage)

Just had a nice long chat with an older couple from Long Island (who’ve lived in Florida for 20 years) we talked about cruising mostly; they love it as much as I do. also Vincent made me another drink..I asked him to make me his choice…he makes me a Surfer on Acid; hahaha