Elvis1209

What ship are you on? Elvis

Just show up at the martini bar and they will set you up. It's on your card! Skoal! Elvis

You are much better off bringing your own. The ones they supply look like a prize from a Cracker Jack's box! Quick story. Way back when you could still smoke on your balcony, I always liked to end my evening with a cigar and I would scan the horizon with my binoculars. That particular evening there was another cruise ship on a course parallel to us. As I stood there, cigar in hand, I scanned the balconies of our "shadow" ship. What did I see? There was another guy, cigar in hand, with binoculars checking out our ship! I tried to wave my arms to get his attention but he never saw me! Anyway, bring your own! Elvis

I have no room in my suitcase after taking all the towels! Elvis

My wife and I both get it. It is quite impressive to see the bar tender pour 12 martinis at once! It is worth every cent of the 50 cent tip I give him! (Just kidding. I give him 75 cents! What do you think I am, a cheapskate?) Elvis

I did it on Silhouette and was able to request only vodka martinis, no gin. I'm doing it again on Eclipse in May and again will request no gin or coconut! Elvis and Priscilla

Like anything else purchased on the ship it is expensive, but oh, so worth it! As far as the up-sale at the end, tell them there is a higher tip in it for them if they skip the up-sale! Money talks! Elvis

I can't believe it went as long as it did! Elvis

Do you see what I started! Elvis

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I notice you refer to "Constellation" as "Connie". Just curious, how would you refer to "Titanic"? Elvis

And I thought I was the only one! Elvis

My first cruise in 2001 was on Zenith. We went to Bermuda with Horizon. We went to Hamilton and the other ship went to St. George's. After two days we switched! Those ships were small enough to get into those two ports. Of course, today's big ships have to dock at the Naval Yard. They even had inside bars where I could have my cigar and cognac every night! They were the good old days of cruising! Elvis

What you have to watch out for is the cork(if there is one) contracting and losing its seal. That can make a mess in your freezer and is a sinful waste of good booze! Elvis

Where are you guys going? Priscilla and I will be on Eclipse, May 11 to Bermuda. It would be great to get a second chance to meet you! Elvis

You, my friend, are welcome in my house anytime! Now the "big" question: do you also smoke cigars? Elvis

If you were to look in my freezer right now you would find a bottle of Belvedere! Elvis

Tell that to James Bond!!!! Elvis

Have you met my mother-in-law!!!!? Elvis

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Question: If you shorten the name "Constellation" to Connie", What would you call "Titanic"? Just wondering! Elvis

Jeez, you sound just like Darth Vader!!!! Elvis

You, my friend, are the only one that makes sense! Elvis

Just for our own information does anyone know who will be Captain of Eclipse for the May 11 cruise? Elvis

Bring your own! The ones provided are comparable to a prize in a Cracker Jacks box! Elvis