Elvis1209

Go to the MDR. If they can't seat you, they'll let you know. But, I don't see the problem. Just tell them Elvis said to feed you! Elvis

What makes you think we're not alcoholics? Elvis

Just to clear something up: there is no such thing as an inconsiderate cigar smoker! Let the flaming begin! Elvis

He was covered in sewage? I think they would be more than willing to provide a free cruise to avoid a possible lawsuit! Elvis

If the casino is not open why don't you join me at the Sunset Barfor cigars and cognac ? Elvis

Just ask the Captain to make a detour to the USMMA. They have a dock there. Shouldn't be a problem. Again, just mention my name! Elvis

Just mention my name! Elvis

You, my friend, sound like my type of person! A Cuban Cohiba? I was never into Cuban cigars. I just don't think they live up to the hype! My go to cigar is a "Leaf" by Oscar. I have a bundle of them for my May cruise to Bermuda. I can taste that Remy Martin now! Do you drink VS, VSOP, or XO? Three cruises ago, aboard NCL Breakaway, we were sitting in the Haven Bar one night and I said to my wife that once in my life I have to taste a Louis XIII cognac to see what the difference was between that and XO. She said, "Why not tonight?" I have never loved her more than at that moment! The bartender served it on a silver tray and served it in a crystal snifter. It was a religious experience! I've never tasted anything so smooth and warming in my life. I even put off smoking my cigar for about two hours because I didn't want to spoil the aftertaste it left in my mouth! I hope to repeat that one more time! Elvis

I've been on NCL Escape and Breakaway and it's always been packed! I hate to see the industry going in that direction! Elvis

I disagree! You can tell old people to go to hell! You can't do that to children! Elvis

I know I'm going to draw the wrath of a lot of people (Including Priscilla) but I don't think children belong on a Celebrity cruise. Celebrity is a more "adult" cruise line. There may be a kids club onboard, but there are no slides, no splash zone, no go carts, no roller coasters, no carousels, etc. Maybe you should take your kids on a Royal, Norwegian, or Carnival cruise. They'll have a much better time. Just something to think about. Elvis

That is respectful and wonderful. This way Mom will be on a cruise for eternity. I'm sure she would approve! Elvis

Question, not looking for a lecture, - have all the cigar lounges been removed from all the Princess ships?

I better pack my "Sergios"!!!! Elvis

You should dress the way you want to! Personally I love to get dressed up. I love wearing my tux! I love it when my wife dresses formally. If you want to get dressed up you should! Don't let anyone talk you out of it. It is your cruise! Elvis

A Belvedere martini with olives (not dirty). You are speaking my language! The trouble is after just two I run the risk of getting stupid! Believe me, nobody wants that! That is why I switch to rum, except at night when I drink cognac! Elvis

You have 4 tux's? You are my new hero!!!!! Elvis

Give me a vodka martini any day!!!! If I can't get a martini, give me rum! Elvis

I'd go to $3 Dewey's any time!!!!! Elvis

Which sailing are you on. I'm on the May 11th sailing. Elvis

I sailed with NCL this past September. I really have no complaints. I was in The Haven (Escape) and was treated like gold. Did you also notice the OP never responded back? Elvis

I'm on Eclipse in May. NY-Bermuda. I was hoping we were on the same sailing so we could go together to the Martini bar and see him pour 18 at once! I'd tip him a whole $1 for that! Elvis

When my wife tells me I look like James Bond, I realize, I've succeeded! Elvis

I always wear my tux on every occasion I can! I think my wife is beautiful and she looks even better when she's all dressed up and I'm standing next to her in my tux! Now, you're sailing solo. Be prepared for people to give you their drink orders! You'll probably make enough money in tips to pay for your next cruise! Elvis

What ship are you on? Elvis