tbhoover Posted June 9, 2017 #301 Share Posted June 9, 2017 I plan to check back to this thread when we get off the boat, I'm sure someone will have a story to tell about me! Lmao Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G891A using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mleonardelli5 Posted June 9, 2017 #302 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Help me baby jebus!! My eyes!!! It's just something you can't unsee!! I couldn't imagine to see that for real!! Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNJCruisers Posted June 9, 2017 #303 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Help me baby jebus!! My eyes!!! It's just something you can't unsee!! I couldn't imagine to see that for real!! Sent from my iPhone using Forums Can you imagine the reverse side with the neon green disappearing between the hairy cheeks? Sent from my XT1254 using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mleonardelli5 Posted June 9, 2017 #304 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Can you imagine the reverse side with the neon green disappearing between the hairy cheeks? Sent from my XT1254 using Forums mobile app Hahaha *** was that guy thinking.. ima get me some chicks for sure and NOT make anyone puke! lol another good reason not to do drugs! Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the mistral wind Posted June 9, 2017 #305 Share Posted June 9, 2017 A guy sitting out on the Lido deck in rough seas feels an attack of sea-sickness coming on. He know he won't make it to a bathroom and and throws up in has hat. No. Wait. That was me. Sorry. So funny . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Saint Greg Posted June 9, 2017 #306 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Hahaha *** was that guy thinking.. ima get me some chicks for sure and NOT make anyone puke! lol another good reason not to do drugs! Sent from my iPhone using Forums [YOUTUBE]OQBz6x0odew[/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare rrraydon Posted June 11, 2017 #307 Share Posted June 11, 2017 These posts crack me up..reminds me of some of the videos I've watched of people missing the boat at the ports and running towards the ship! I crack up watching those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jas1178 Posted June 11, 2017 #308 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Just off the Carnival Magic today. Last night on Serenity many couples were enjoying each others company under the stars. Some were just laying there, some were cuddling, some were being passionate. There were definitely a few couples that had isolated clamshells from view that were enjoying some privacy. One couple also did this, pushing the clamshell up against the glass. Only difference was they pushed up right in front of a light. As they went to town it was umm...projected on the back of the chair. Doubt they realized they were putting on a show. Most of us relocated to the other side of Serenity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IPlayWithString Posted June 11, 2017 #309 Share Posted June 11, 2017 This was a couple Spring Breaks ago, but we were in the comedy lounge waiting for the show to start. There were still about 20 min to go so we were just chillin', talking, I might have had my E-Reader, I don't remember. What I DO remember is the toddler from hell. I felt a slap on my arm and I looked up to see this toddler wearing a teeshirt and diaper (no shoes) running around the lounge, slapping people on the arms or the leg as he ran by them. Mom has her IPhone out, videotaping the whole thing and laughing like it's really funny. At one point, he climbed up onto the stage and took off his shirt. Somebody with his mom (his grandpa maybe? IDK) yelled 'Take it off. TAKE IT ALL OFF!" and I honestly thought the kid was going to remove his diaper as well. He flung his shirt out into the front row onto one of the tables, climbed down and continued to run around the room slapping people. Mom was doubled up in laughter, like this is the funniest thing she's ever seen. Eventually, he gets back around to Mom and grabs her IPhone, which he takes to an open spot between a couple of tables and starts to dance around. Mom didn't seem to care until he threw the phone down and started to tapdance on top of it. That made her really :mad:. A few minutes later, a staff member came over to her and asked her to please control her kid or get out. She kept her kid by her side after that. There was also the time we went to Passion Island in Cozumel and were in the same boat with some teenage (like 17-18 yr old) girls who kept yelling "I AM GOING TO GET ALL THE WAY EFFED UP WHEN WE GET TO THE ISLAND!" the entire way. And then later, I heard one of them comment on how weak the drinks were and how they couldn't possibly get ALL THE WAY EFFED UP on drinks that weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare rrraydon Posted June 12, 2017 #310 Share Posted June 12, 2017 This was a couple Spring Breaks ago, but we were in the comedy lounge waiting for the show to start. There were still about 20 min to go so we were just chillin', talking, I might have had my E-Reader, I don't remember. What I DO remember is the toddler from hell. I felt a slap on my arm and I looked up to see this toddler wearing a teeshirt and diaper (no shoes) running around the lounge, slapping people on the arms or the leg as he ran by them. Mom has her IPhone out, videotaping the whole thing and laughing like it's really funny. At one point, he climbed up onto the stage and took off his shirt. Somebody with his mom (his grandpa maybe? IDK) yelled 'Take it off. TAKE IT ALL OFF!" and I honestly thought the kid was going to remove his diaper as well. He flung his shirt out into the front row onto one of the tables, climbed down and continued to run around the room slapping people. Mom was doubled up in laughter, like this is the funniest thing she's ever seen. Eventually, he gets back around to Mom and grabs her IPhone, which he takes to an open spot between a couple of tables and starts to dance around. Mom didn't seem to care until he threw the phone down and started to tapdance on top of it. That made her really :mad:. A few minutes later, a staff member came over to her and asked her to please control her kid or get out. She kept her kid by her side after that. I'm not sure I could have contained myself...:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IPlayWithString Posted June 12, 2017 #311 Share Posted June 12, 2017 I had to keep repeating to myself, "Not my circus, not my monkeys..". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveStThomas Posted June 12, 2017 #312 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Saw all this on the Carnival Breeze.Men in the buffet area andbuffet line with no shirts on throughout the cruise. Babies in diapers in the hot tub with their parents. Drunk adults with glass glasses in the pool and hot tubs.Needless to say that was my last cruise on Carnival!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisneyDatknee Posted June 12, 2017 #313 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Got probably my 5th ice cream cone of the day at around 11 PM and I see this kid with huge bowl with soft serve at a table nearby on the Breeze. He takes it and just smears it all over the table. He picked up the salt and pepper shakers and emptied them out the table and gave it a little stir while it dripped on the floor. Attendant yelled and he sped off. Felt really bad for her. So disturbing that this kid was acting alone. Self amusement... Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naomi John Posted June 13, 2017 #314 Share Posted June 13, 2017 I posted this in my review of Carnival Elation in 2011. The Chef Table was new, maybe about a year old. Still feel for the guy. Copied and paste from the review. As I said before, there were eight couples and one couple brought their son. From the onset of the evening, this one couple was very “happy”. The husband was flat out obnoxious. He was loud, interrupted the Chef, and became worse as the evening progressed. As I am not a hypocrite, DH and I were also feeling no pain; however, we were able to control ourselves for the meal. This couple could not. He was loud and getting louder, and hostile in his voice. This is how I remember the bad got worse. At one point during the meal, DH said a four letter word, not the f-bomb, but it was describing how delicious something was, (you know, this S??? is fantastic). I reminded him there was a child at the table, to which DH apologized. Loud Man decided he did not like that and started to continuously curse in a hostile manner. This is when one couple arose from the table and announced they were leaving. I used the bathroom excuse to summon the Matre’D who was just outside and advised him they needed to call security, and DH went to speak with the Chef to do the same thing. When I returned to the table, the man with his wife were being escorted out of the room. DH convinced the other couple to return, and dinner went on without any more problems. According to the Chef and the Maitre’D, they have never had to kick someone out of the Chef’s Table. First time for everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Silent Penguin Posted June 13, 2017 #315 Share Posted June 13, 2017 I posted this in my review of Carnival Elation in 2011. The Chef Table was new, maybe about a year old. Still feel for the guy. Copied and paste from the review.As I said before, there were eight couples and one couple brought their son. From the onset of the evening, this one couple was very “happy”. The husband was flat out obnoxious. He was loud, interrupted the Chef, and became worse as the evening progressed. As I am not a hypocrite, DH and I were also feeling no pain; however, we were able to control ourselves for the meal. This couple could not. He was loud and getting louder, and hostile in his voice. This is how I remember the bad got worse. At one point during the meal, DH said a four letter word, not the f-bomb, but it was describing how delicious something was, (you know, this S??? is fantastic). I reminded him there was a child at the table, to which DH apologized. Loud Man decided he did not like that and started to continuously curse in a hostile manner. This is when one couple arose from the table and announced they were leaving. I used the bathroom excuse to summon the Matre’D who was just outside and advised him they needed to call security, and DH went to speak with the Chef to do the same thing. When I returned to the table, the man with his wife were being escorted out of the room. DH convinced the other couple to return, and dinner went on without any more problems. According to the Chef and the Maitre’D, they have never had to kick someone out of the Chef’s Table. First time for everything. Cudos to you and your husband for having the courage to correct the situation and persuade the other couple to return. I remember paying a whole lot of money for Chef's Table. Having someone ruin the experience for others isn't right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Silent Penguin Posted June 13, 2017 #316 Share Posted June 13, 2017 I had to keep repeating to myself, "Not my circus, not my monkeys..". LOL. So true in so many situations! That's priceless about the mom's phone though. It's all fun and games until your little terror turns his focus on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNJCruisers Posted June 13, 2017 #317 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Saw all this on the Carnival Breeze.Men in the buffet area andbuffet line with no shirts on throughout the cruise. Babies in diapers in the hot tub with their parents. Drunk adults with glass glasses in the pool and hot tubs.Needless to say that was my last cruise on Carnival!! The above items you mention also happen on other lines such as NCL or RCI. And if these things that occurred were so traumatic that you gave up sailing on Carnival, why are you wasting your time perusing and posting on the Carnival boards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNJCruisers Posted June 13, 2017 #318 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Got probably my 5th ice cream cone of the day at around 11 PM and I see this kid with huge bowl with soft serve at a table nearby on the Breeze. He takes it and just smears it all over the table. He picked up the salt and pepper shakers and emptied them out the table and gave it a little stir while it dripped on the floor. Attendant yelled and he sped off. Felt really bad for her. So disturbing that this kid was acting alone. Self amusement... Sounds like another case of parents taking a vacation from parenting. They are also card carrying members of the "me generation". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crzycick Posted June 13, 2017 #319 Share Posted June 13, 2017 What gets me is why is a 31 year old woman dating a 17 year old boy? Sent from my XT1254 using Forums mobile app Don't tell my husband of 11 years :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havingfun2010 Posted June 13, 2017 #320 Share Posted June 13, 2017 The above items you mention also happen on other lines such as NCL or RCI. And if these things that occurred were so traumatic that you gave up sailing on Carnival, why are you wasting your time perusing and posting on the Carnival boards? You know this whole thread is designed to highlight how bad Carnival is. I used already to point a future cruiser in the right direction. This is Carnival's best publicity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keys2Heaven Posted June 13, 2017 #321 Share Posted June 13, 2017 The above items you mention also happen on other lines such as NCL or RCI. And if these things that occurred were so traumatic that you gave up sailing on Carnival, why are you wasting your time perusing and posting on the Carnival boards? My thoughts exactly. Maybe they just like seeking out negative Carnival threads so they can dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broadwaybaby123 Posted June 13, 2017 #322 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Last cruise I went on I went to Kareoke Night. I performed "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor and got people up and dancing, which is fine, that was my intention. However, one of the girls that went after me was so drunk that she forgot the words to "If You Wanna Be My Lover" by the Spice Girls....which was the song she was performing! Normally, I would say that was unfortunate, but the words were right there in front of her on the screen! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drvmywifecrzy Posted June 13, 2017 #323 Share Posted June 13, 2017 On the Love and Marriage show the young man answered the question of you have not seen ugly until you have seen my wife's blank. With DUMP Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&Jfamily Posted June 13, 2017 #324 Share Posted June 13, 2017 This can happen on any cruise line or anywhere for that matter, but for me the public thing that bothers me most is watching people leave the restroom without washing their hands. Don't be too quick to judge; I have gotten hoof and mouth from using a public sink. I am VERY wary of them - especially if they have water and stuff around them. I do carry hand sanitizer (and always use it before eating)- but you may not see me use it right after because I have exited the restroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pghsteelerfan Posted June 13, 2017 #325 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Wasn't going to comment, but oh, what the heck. The only thing that really stands out to me, out of 7 cruises, was our last cruise on Liberty out of San Juan in September 2015, which was a great cruise and one of our favorites. We were in the buffet line and there was a gal in front of us...waiting in line like everyone of us, or so we thought. Some man (tall, big built but not "buff"), just shoved right in front of the gal in front of us when we were getting close to the bacon. He had an empty cereal bowl and when he reached the staff member passing out the bacon, he said "Fill it". She gave him a large portion and apparently that didn't satisfy him, so he demanded again "I said FILL IT!". Just rude and ignorant. :eek: I should have gotten a video of him doing this to post on YouTube. :') I've seen the videos posted of extremely drunk passengers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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