Oh No, An Altercation Among RCCL And Carnival Cruise Ships!!

[ImpulsivePuppy]

Today'sactivities include: Ship to Ship combat with Carnival Cruise lines. try yourhand at using a pike, grappling hook or cutlass. See how many Carnival bastardsyou can send to Davy Jones' Locker! Fire a 6 pound cannon directly into thewheel house! And for the kids... hours of fun playing 'powder money'!

[Lady Chew]

Today'sactivities include: Ship to Ship combat with Carnival Cruise lines. try yourhand at using a pike, grappling hook or cutlass. See how many Carnival bastardsyou can send to Davy Jones' Locker! Fire a 6 pound cannon directly into thewheel house! And for the kids... hours of fun playing 'powder money'!

 

Powder monkey?

[Alter Ego]

Thanks for posting. Very clever and a great way to end the week. Of course, not for the 3,675 passengers or the tango instructor, but that's war!

[Stallion]

Several reported combatants also suffered from severe sunburns due to insufficient suntan lotion

[Ocean Dancer]

The crew had to think fast when Carnival were throwing the ship on a sticks at us, but we won after quick thinking by throwing back the crystal blocks that upper tier cruisers get. OUCH!!

[Ocean Dancer]

I got this from the Carnival boards

 

Originally posted by chocolate melting cake It is escalating! Carnival has developed a "secret weapon" to prey upon the cruise lines.

 

 

Yep, Crystal Blocks would make a huge gash in that........$7.95 a throw!

[GranysT]

I'm sorry, but I do not find this funny. The photo of that ship sinking, gives me goosebumps, and will haunt my dreams. Especially since I have an upcoming cruise on Carnival Magic, in Sept.

 

I know it's a joke, but showing a cruise ship sinking, is just wrong. Even in jest.

Laughing about passengers dying, is even worse. :(

 

PS I would feel this same way even if the ship sinking was a Royal Caribbean, or any cruise ship.

[Merion_Mom]

I'm sorry, but I do not find this funny. The photo of that ship sinking, gives me goosebumps, and will haunt my dreams. Especially since I have an upcoming cruise on Carnival Magic, in Sept.

 

 

 

I know it's a joke, but showing a cruise ship sinking, is just wrong. Even in jest.

 

Laughing about passengers dying, is even worse. :(

 

 

 

PS I would feel this same way even if the ship sinking was a Royal Caribbean, or any cruise ship.

 

 

 

There is medication for that.

 

 

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[Yorkvillain]

There is medication for that.

 

 

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[LadyBeBop]

Great. Now I have to find an alternative for my October cruise.

 

Just hoping Carnival doesn't retaliate against the Freedom of the Seas. :mad:

 

Oh, it's hard to play both cruise lines. Especially when th cruises are less than six months apart.

[BND]

I'm sorry, but I do not find this funny. The photo of that ship sinking, gives me goosebumps, and will haunt my dreams. Especially since I have an upcoming cruise on Carnival Magic, in Sept.

 

I know it's a joke, but showing a cruise ship sinking, is just wrong. Even in jest.

Laughing about passengers dying, is even worse. :(

 

PS I would feel this same way even if the ship sinking was a Royal Caribbean, or any cruise ship.

 

Except that NONE of it is real. It's satire and no one died and no ship was sunk. It's not reality and the picture isn't a real picture. Your issue isn't this satirical piece, it's something else.

[BillOh]

The cannons are in the Diamond Club, you have to be Diamond or above to shoot them. Last time I got a shot was at the pier runners in Cozumel.

[Ocean Boy]

I'm sorry, but I do not find this funny. The photo of that ship sinking, gives me goosebumps, and will haunt my dreams. Especially since I have an upcoming cruise on Carnival Magic, in Sept.

 

I know it's a joke, but showing a cruise ship sinking, is just wrong. Even in jest.

Laughing about passengers dying, is even worse. :(

 

PS I would feel this same way even if the ship sinking was a Royal Caribbean, or any cruise ship.

The ocean floor is littered with sunken ships. I suggest you cancel the cruise and stay on land.

[nivrag4511]

The Onion is the only true source for the news. I bet that you didn't see this on Fox News or CNN. They don't cover the real news, only fake news.:ship:(n):evilsmile:

[AAA75]

Powder monkey?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powder_monkey

[GranysT]

Ok, I know that this is not real, that it is satire. I know what satire is as well.

All the further postings, with everyone talking about cannon fire, and who's beating who between the 2 ships. With each poster carrying the story a little further, now that part is funny. I'm laughing here.

 

It was simply the original photo, even if not real, was realistic looking enough to upset me.

[Ocean Dancer]

Ok, I know that this is not real, that it is satire. I know what satire is as well.

All the further postings, with everyone talking about cannon fire, and who's beating who between the 2 ships. With each poster carrying the story a little further, now that part is funny. I'm laughing here.

 

It was simply the original photo, even if not real, was realistic looking enough to upset me.

Wait until you experience the new Pirates Night on your next cruise :cool: Carnival Magic heh?