Comical descriptions!

[kwazi07]

My friend and I were scrolling through the RCI website looking for some info when we stumbled upon the "onboard experience". The descriptions for some of the bars, entertainment, but most evidently dining options are quite funny in a cringey way! They're really pushing that marketing campaign...I wasn't sure if you guys ever looked at these, but it's pretty crazy seeing how RCI describes somethings...

A few examples:

Under the "For Foodies" category on the dining page lies the one and only...Windjammer. The description describes "a global culinary pavilion that invites you to explore the world, dish by dish. Enticing food islands weave throughout, showcasing international fare while mapping your way between interactive stations"

The Sorrento's description says comments on having an authentic NYC pizzeria experience at sea...if only...

Additionally, describing cruisers as adventurers is cute, but honestly not entirely accurate. I know they have to appeal to those millennials but some of these are just too much!

 

Again, didn't know if you guys have seen these before, so I just thought it would be fun to share!

[CruisingNole]

The swimming pool...a magnificent body of waist-deep salt-water that is sure to invigorate your senses and open up your soul to mother nature as her rays shine down upon you from the beautiful blue sky.

[jelayne]

Apparently they excelled in the Creative Writing classes;)

[HicksRA]

The only thing “weaving” in the Windjammer is the line of 400 people trying to get an omelet at the same time.

[BNBR]

Maybe they snagged a few J Peterman catalog writers?

[GUT2407]

Maybe truth in advertising is called for...

 

Pizza

 

Well that’s what we call it anyway

 

 

Buffet

 

Home of Noro

 

Pool

 

Of kids p......

 

 

 

And what about the photos of all the beautiful people....???