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6 hours ago, goofysmom99 said:

This made me smile.

I visited my son's classroom today. On his podium is a picture of Karl Marx, with the caption, "You think History class is a struggle? All of history is a class struggle."

 

I realize that the vast majority of people will not get the joke, but I hope that his students wil before he is done with them. 

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Ok, one more! And this one is appropriate for this Sunday:

 

One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.

He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.

He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money on the plate.

A very quiet, elderly, and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand.

The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly, she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building, and said, "I'll take him and him and him."

 

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OK, I can do a church joke too........

 

A sobbing Ms Murphy approaches Fr O'Grady after mass.

He says: "So what's bothering you?"

She replies: "Oh, Father, I've terrible news. My husband passed away last night."

The priest says: "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Did he have any last requests?"

"Certainly father," she replied. "He said: ""Please Mary, put down that damn gun."

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