zitsky Posted May 15, 2023 #1 Share Posted May 15, 2023 (edited) Wow. What a disappointment. My first time in Luminae. The food was excellent. The service was excellent. The wines were good. Even the Vermentino wine from Lodi. It was good even without all the constant up selling. Everyone was 10 years older than us. But the dirty windows almost made me cancel my cruise. Seriously how do you people cruise under these conditions? 😭😭😭😭 Edited May 15, 2023 by zitsky 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Georgia_Peaches Posted May 15, 2023 #2 Share Posted May 15, 2023 However did you manage? You must visit guest relations immediately to remove your gratuities! 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zitsky Posted May 15, 2023 Author #3 Share Posted May 15, 2023 6 minutes ago, Georgia_Peaches said: However did you manage? You must visit guest relations immediately to remove your gratuities! Why do you feel the need to state the obvious? 😂😂😂 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare lv2cruisgrl Posted May 15, 2023 #4 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Dirty windows are a way of life on a ship. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zitsky Posted May 15, 2023 Author #5 Share Posted May 15, 2023 16 minutes ago, lovrccl said: Dirty windows are a way of life on a ship. Well shouldn’t they have someone out there cleaning the Luminae windows before I have lunch? Should I do it myself? 🥸 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchkona Posted May 15, 2023 #6 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Oh my what a travesty! Dirty windows? How gauche. Really, get a life. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fla Mike Posted May 15, 2023 #7 Share Posted May 15, 2023 2 hours ago, zitsky said: Seriously how do you people cruise under these conditions? I saw a vlogger filming on Edge recently, and he was stating that part of Celebrity's new "Spring Into Summer" sale will feature up to a $25 on board credit per stateroom for cleaning the windows to the OV staterooms. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zitsky Posted May 15, 2023 Author #8 Share Posted May 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, Fla Mike said: I saw a vlogger filming on Edge recently, and he was stating that part of Celebrity's new "Spring Into Summer" sale will feature up to a $25 on board credit per stateroom for cleaning the windows to the OV staterooms. Does it cost more or less for clean windows in a suite? 😂 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jelayne Posted May 15, 2023 #9 Share Posted May 15, 2023 1 hour ago, zitsky said: Does it cost more or less for clean windows in a suite? 😂 It costs more as they use the Premium glass cleaner. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zitsky Posted May 15, 2023 Author #10 Share Posted May 15, 2023 13 minutes ago, jelayne said: It costs more as they use the Premium glass cleaner. Windex (TM)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiserchuck Posted May 15, 2023 #11 Share Posted May 15, 2023 On Solstice last month, I noticed a few windows that had condensation, apparently between panes of glass on the windows. One of the big windows in Blu was always opaque due to condensation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare CruisinShips Posted May 15, 2023 #12 Share Posted May 15, 2023 4 hours ago, lovrccl said: Dirty windows are a way of life on a ship. 3 hours ago, Frenchkona said: Oh my what a travesty! Dirty windows? How gauche. Really, get a life. 3 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zitsky Posted May 15, 2023 Author #13 Share Posted May 15, 2023 16 minutes ago, cruiserchuck said: On Solstice last month, I noticed a few windows that had condensation, apparently between panes of glass on the windows. One of the big windows in Blu was always opaque due to condensation. How much OBC did you get? Asking for a friend. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigyn Posted May 15, 2023 #14 Share Posted May 15, 2023 4 hours ago, zitsky said: Well shouldn’t they have someone out there cleaning the Luminae windows before I have lunch? Should I do it myself? 🥸 Absolutely!!! Or ask your butler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgesGal Posted May 15, 2023 #15 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Salt caked. windows on a ship is a part of ships life for cruisers! You are on open waters after all!!! Any other complaints? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBare Posted May 15, 2023 #16 Share Posted May 15, 2023 6 minutes ago, GeorgesGal said: Salt caked. windows on a ship is a part of ships life for cruisers! You are on open waters after all!!! Any other complaints? See post #12 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiserchuck Posted May 15, 2023 #17 Share Posted May 15, 2023 14 minutes ago, zitsky said: How much OBC did you get? Asking for a friend. Cannnot tell you. I was sworn to secrecy. 😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare CruisinShips Posted May 15, 2023 #18 Share Posted May 15, 2023 12 minutes ago, GeorgesGal said: Any other complaints? Other than that people don't know an attempt at humor when they see one? 😉 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgesGal Posted May 15, 2023 #19 Share Posted May 15, 2023 7 minutes ago, JBare said: See post #12 And right you are!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zitsky Posted May 15, 2023 Author #20 Share Posted May 15, 2023 2 hours ago, GeorgesGal said: Salt caked. windows on a ship is a part of ships life for cruisers! You are on open waters after all!!! Any other complaints? Well since you ask. I thought the duck in Luminae was better then the NY Strip. They only had one Macallan in the Retreat. I kept hitting the lights in the lounge because they were too low. Should I go on? I can write them down and update my list tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare NutsAboutGolf Posted May 15, 2023 #21 Share Posted May 15, 2023 9 hours ago, zitsky said: Wow. What a disappointment. My first time in Luminae. The food was excellent. The service was excellent. The wines were good. Even the Vermentino wine from Lodi. It was good even without all the constant up selling. Everyone was 10 years older than us. But the dirty windows almost made me cancel my cruise. Seriously how do you people cruise under these conditions? 😭😭😭😭 Finally, a win for us peasants who don't book suites...We don't get to see X's dirty Luminae window since we're not allowed in...lol 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zitsky Posted May 15, 2023 Author #22 Share Posted May 15, 2023 4 minutes ago, NutsAboutGolf said: Finally, a win for us peasants who don't book suites...We don't get to see X's dirty Luminae window since we're not allowed in...lol You wouldn’t enjoy a suite. Mine is so big that by the time I get where I’m going, I forgot what it is I wanted to do. It’s exhausting. I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy. It sucks to be me. 😭😭😭 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zitsky Posted May 15, 2023 Author #23 Share Posted May 15, 2023 3 hours ago, CruisinShips said: Other than that people don't know an attempt at humor when they see one? 😉 What do you mean “attempt”? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinboy Posted May 15, 2023 #24 Share Posted May 15, 2023 3 hours ago, CruisinShips said: Other than that people don't know an attempt at humor when they see one? 😉 " an attempt at humor " ??? LOL--- From where I come from ----A pretty poor "attempt" --- A " troll " could do better. Not to insult anyone ( as per the Guidelines of CC ), but, no way this thread will get the number of posts as " Who's the Captain on the XYZ in May 2026 " ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gold1953 Posted May 15, 2023 #25 Share Posted May 15, 2023 4 hours ago, cruiserchuck said: On Solstice last month, I noticed a few windows that had condensation, apparently between panes of glass on the windows. One of the big windows in Blu was always opaque due to condensation. they are being replaced soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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