Complaint of the Week #2

[Philip217]

We have another winner from my latest batch of comment cards:

 

"We are very old and tired. We enjoy the shows, but do not have enough energy to applaud. A proper cruise line would install a push button on the back of every chair in the auditorium. Pushing the button would cause a recording of applause to play. This way we can conserve our energy. Thank you."

[Mumof2]

Omg! Rotflmao!!! :d

[gdisney]

Wow, I'm not sure if I could come up with something that good even if I tried!

[cusyl]

Why are you laughing? Sounds like a great idea to me.. :rolleyes: ;)

[C-Ked]

You're... kidding... :eek:

 

That's hilarious!!

[skittl1321]

Must be doing a very good job if that's the complaint they came up with!

 

I on the other hand am too tired to push a button- could you install a motion dector that would decode a series of blinks?

[TeaBag]

Get them an Easy Button (Staples)!:D

[firefly333]

Get them an Easy Button (Staples)!:D

 

Best reply of the day lol :D

 

Love them both.

[isujim]

You gotta be kidding me.........:D

[PhoenixCruiser]

Oh my...

 

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[jrlaurie]

OMG- LOVE IT.

 

Now I've just found a new OCD- Waiting each week for the new and next complaint. Can't wait for the next one. Please keep them coming...

[cruzermon]

So, my evil mind says that this is somebody playing with the minds of the people who read the comments. Gives me a few ideas for my next cruise survey. You may see them here at some future date.:)

[Stoneyard]

How about a spring loaded key slot. I don't have enough energy to pull it out.

[missyal]

How about a button you push and, POOF, the complainers disappear!!:eek:

 

Missyal

[newmexicoNita]

As long as you can keep these coming we will all have something to smile about even if some of the posts are nothing but a bunch of complainers.

 

Thanks,

 

NMnita

[hana56]

Thank you! The funniest thing I've heard all day.:)

[Doug&Suzy-Q]

OK...I have to ask........if they don't have the energy to applaud......

How did they have the energy to write out the comment card:eek:

These are tooooo funny......keep 'um commin'

[Happy ks]

How in the world did they find the energy to walk to the show room? Or even board the ship in the first place?

 

There are recordable buttons available for purchase (they look like the Staples button), since they are not required by all, perhaps a charge can be made for rental of these devices. Just like soft drinks and booze, I don't care to fund the unnecessary choices of others.

 

Perhaps if they went ahead and tried to clap, it might build up their stamina.

[Texas_Diver]

ROFL

 

While we are installing buttons, can we add ones for the jet-propelled expulsion of obnoxious people who constantly kick the seat behind us?

 

D.

[bbcc]

ROFL

 

While we are installing buttons, can we add ones for the jet-propelled expulsion of obnoxious people who constantly kick the seat behind us?

 

D.

Do they have one for tour buses or can the ship model be modified. :cool:

[Caliber1]

Classic, never heard anything like it in my life!!:cool:

[Texas_Diver]

Do they have one for tour buses or can the ship model be modified. :cool:

 

Hehe...good question.

 

D.

[Janet Foster]

Keep em coming... That was hysterical.

 

ARE YOU SURE THESE ARE REAL???

[Cajunqueen#1]

OMG:o

[sail7seas]

:D You can't be serious. Someone actually said that??!!!