In your post you said "the ship will do everything necessary to get you back to the US" This is NOT true. The ship or cruise line may make contact or pass on information but CBP makes the arrangements for re-entry to the US. So, in fact, you did lie, inadvertently or not. As for getting personal?? Who cares?? I would expect nothing less from the ayatollah of decency and morals. ROFL!! consider yourself ignored