Rare broberts Posted November 12, 2017 #176 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Not topic related but why do we park in the driveway - but drive on the parkway? Because we only park in the parkway during rush hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banzaii Posted November 12, 2017 #177 Share Posted November 12, 2017 My 'friend' has attained 'Royal Flush' status on Celebrity which I understand provides for unlimited flushes in the Casino toilets on RCI. I told him that doesn't compare with my D+ as I just do it in my pants when I'm on a streak at the table. Seriously, which perk is better? Sent from my SM-G930F using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bl262000 Posted November 12, 2017 #178 Share Posted November 12, 2017 My 'friend' has attained 'Royal Flush' status on Celebrity which I understand provides for unlimited flushes in the Casino toilets on RCI. I told him that doesn't compare with my D+ as I just do it in my pants when I'm on a streak at the table. Seriously, which perk is better? Sent from my SM-G930F using Forums mobile app But dosn't that lead to the "Texas Hold'em" cleaning fee with the added 18% gratuity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banzaii Posted November 12, 2017 #179 Share Posted November 12, 2017 But dosn't that lead to the "Texas Hold'em" cleaning fee with the added 18% gratuity? Not for D+[emoji1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugtech Posted November 12, 2017 #180 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Good for you, otherwise how would you know what day is was?We can't be bothered with calendars and watches, we are above all that.:* Bet that gets confusing on TP cruises with International Dateline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob@karen Posted November 12, 2017 #181 Share Posted November 12, 2017 We unroll it, stack the sheets like pages, put it inside an old book cover. Then I just put the "books" inside our carry on bags. Works everytime. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Tears are rolling down my face as I read this! 🤣 Karen Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 12, 2017 #182 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Sorry, I was unsure. I'm still not going to buy the flush package, even if they offer 50% off second person! You might get a deal for a shorter flush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 12, 2017 #183 Share Posted November 12, 2017 What nerve your gardener has Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Thats what i said so i have docked him a days pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 12, 2017 #184 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Sir, on behalf of gold status cruisers, please accept apologies for not redirecting the comment to a non d d+ forum. News of the flush fee has hit our people hard, and I'm afraid the emeralds are stirring up trouble. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Flush them all down the drain man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 12, 2017 #185 Share Posted November 12, 2017 We like you too.......now bow and get back to rowing.:cool: And give us D+ all 10s to the master Pinnacle review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 12, 2017 #186 Share Posted November 12, 2017 But dosn't that lead to the "Texas Hold'em" cleaning fee with the added 18% gratuity? Thats the job of the lower C&A members.Got to keep them in their place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 12, 2017 #187 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Tears are rolling down my face as I read this! 🤣Karen Sent from my iPhone using Forums His on a roll now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banzaii Posted November 12, 2017 #188 Share Posted November 12, 2017 When we asked our butler to cruise with us, all expenses paid, nobody realised that he had been granted D+ when he sailed with his grandma at age 17. Now he refuses to throw rose petals as we walk along the Lido deck and even has a gold card holder bringing his 3rd tier TP to any toilet he uses. How dare he have such a sense of entitlement and flaunt his C&A status. 😤😢 Sent from my SM-G930F using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 12, 2017 #189 Share Posted November 12, 2017 When we asked our butler to cruise with us, all expenses paid, nobody realised that he had been granted D+ when he sailed with his grandma at age 17. Now he refuses to throw rose petals as we walk along the Lido deck and even has a gold card holder bringing his 3rd tier TP to any toilet he uses. How dare he have such a sense of entitlement and flaunt his C&A status. 😤😢 Sent from my SM-G930F using Forums mobile app I know you can't take them anywhere.Does he shine your shoes though?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rcarper4001 Posted November 12, 2017 #190 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Sorry, I was unsure. I'm still not going to buy the flush package, even if they offer 50% off second person! Keep flaunting that status. Gold members have to pay 50% MORE for the second person! GOLD PRIDE, say it loud, say it proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banzaii Posted November 12, 2017 #191 Share Posted November 12, 2017 I know you can't take them anywhere.Does he shine your shoes though?. No the valet does that - he's only emerald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLadyAlexa Posted November 12, 2017 #192 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Gold Status! Twice the flush for 4 times the price. Gold Pride! Down with Pompous Platinum Prks! Sent from my SM-G925I using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rcarper4001 Posted November 12, 2017 #193 Share Posted November 12, 2017 (edited) Hopefully we have some Mel Brooks fans. If not google History of the World Mel Brooks. I heard they have piss boys on the pool decks for D members and above. Ooh piss boy, wait for the shake. Then put a quarter in the bucket. Edited November 12, 2017 by Rcarper4001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRUISEFAN0001 Posted November 12, 2017 #194 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Hopefully we have some Mel Brooks fans. If not google History of the World Mel Brooks. I heard they have piss boys on the pool decks for D members and above. Ooh piss boy, wait for shake. Then put a quarter in the bucket. It's good to be the King! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1200S Posted November 12, 2017 #195 Share Posted November 12, 2017 I tried flaunting my D status but got noting for it so I quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRF Posted November 12, 2017 #196 Share Posted November 12, 2017 If you're a Double D or Double D+, you don't even have to buy the drink package because all of the men who did will share it with you! lol :'):'):'):'):'):') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguysandgalls Posted November 12, 2017 #197 Share Posted November 12, 2017 (edited) Only the best will do. I must admit this thread is of the highest 3 ply quality in strength and endurance. ;) Edited November 12, 2017 by oldguysandgalls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 12, 2017 #198 Share Posted November 12, 2017 No the valet does that - he's only emerald. Oh thats okay then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 12, 2017 #199 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Gold Status! Twice the flush for 4 times the price. Gold Pride! Down with Pompous Platinum Prks! Sent from my SM-G925I using Forums mobile app Your learning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 12, 2017 #200 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Hopefully we have some Mel Brooks fans. If not google History of the World Mel Brooks. I heard they have piss boys on the pool decks for D members and above. Ooh piss boy, wait for the shake. Then put a quarter in the bucket. Who's the meniel you can't talk about D and D+ like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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