mrizer7773 Posted March 10, 2018 Author #76 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Don’t respond to the crew with “you’re forgetting one thing, I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.” Don’t yell “why is the rum gone?!” after you finish every drink. Don’t start chanting “we wants the red head” when one passes you by. But what if you reaaalllyyyy "want the red head" :'):'):') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papaflamingo Posted March 10, 2018 #77 Share Posted March 10, 2018 PLEASE, before going to the movie theater on Serenade, take a shower and change the clothes you've been wearing for the last 7 days in the hot Caribbean. Unless, of course, you actually WANT to reek like a sewer and empty the full theater so you can watch the movie by yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davekathy Posted March 10, 2018 #78 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Don't try to save multiple seats in the theater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulxyz2004 Posted March 10, 2018 #79 Share Posted March 10, 2018 PLEASE, before going to the movie theater on Serenade, take a shower and change the clothes you've been wearing for the last 7 days in the hot Caribbean. Unless, of course, you actually WANT to reek like a sewer and empty the full theater so you can watch the movie by yourself. So it´s OK on other ships and other venues?:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare island lady Posted March 10, 2018 #80 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Don't forget to tip your bartender and servers!! :cool:Cash widely accepted. And...don't assume the ship will wait for you when you stumble back from the bars in port an hour late. :o :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soremekun Posted March 10, 2018 #81 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Don't throw anything overboard. Sent from my SM-G955U using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toothfary7 Posted March 10, 2018 #82 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Don't eat off your plate while standing in the buffet line! Can't people wait until they sit down???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davekathy Posted March 10, 2018 #83 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Leave your dirty dishes and drinking glasses from room service or wherever you bring them from in your cabin and not in the hallway when you are done with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorben-Hendrik Posted March 10, 2018 #84 Share Posted March 10, 2018 And more recently on Royal Caribbean http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/sydney-man-reportedly-injured-in-cruise-ship-fight/news-story/e718118df89db7cecaafbb9a4e4a376c Sent from my SM-G955U using Forums mobile app Interesting! Royal crew - beating up passengers!:mad::eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christinalvt Posted March 10, 2018 #85 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Don't try to save multiple seats in the theater. I hate this too, and I see people holding whole rows sometimes, and no one ever challenges them on it when they try to sit there and get chased away! And the employees don't do anything either! Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hydrokitty Posted March 10, 2018 #86 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Don't call it a boat, especially when speaking to the captain. [emoji925][emoji924][emoji568]⚓️⚓️ Sent from my iPhone using Forums WOW.....that's really looking for trouble!!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parrotfeathers Posted March 10, 2018 #87 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Don't hog the pool loungers when not using them!Overweight men, don't wear budgie smugglers. Don't leave bathroom without washing hands! This shocks me! Don't push in lines/queues. Don't reserve seats. Sent from my iPad using Forums Well I had to look this up since I have kept parrots over 30 years and am very interested in conservation. First thought was "why would someone smuggle a budgie? The only cost a few dollars." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathmagician Posted March 11, 2018 #88 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Well I had to look this up since I have kept parrots over 30 years and am very interested in conservation. First thought was "why would someone smuggle a budgie? The only cost a few dollars." I'm dying. (owns 2 budgies and is NOT smuggling them on the boat or anywhere else) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigHouseFootball Posted March 11, 2018 #89 Share Posted March 11, 2018 But what if you reaaalllyyyy "want the red head" :'):'):') Only if you reeeeeaaaaaalllllly want one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCWalton1 Posted March 11, 2018 #90 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Huh? http://wfla.com/2018/03/08/woman-recovering-after-falling-off-norwegian-cruise-ship/ The original post that was being disputed was "Sit up on the railing to take a selfie. (NCL news)". Where in that story does it say anything about sitting on a railing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrizer7773 Posted March 11, 2018 Author #91 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Only if you reeeeeaaaaaalllllly want one :D Sweet! What a relief! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Reid Posted March 11, 2018 #92 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Don't tell the owner of the phony service dog in a stroller that it is cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lbjen Posted March 11, 2018 #93 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Well I had to look this up since I have kept parrots over 30 years and am very interested in conservation. First thought was "why would someone smuggle a budgie? The only cost a few dollars." :'):'):') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drsel Posted March 11, 2018 #94 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Well I had to look this up since I have kept parrots over 30 years and am very interested in conservation. First thought was "why would someone smuggle a budgie? The only cost a few dollars.""Budgie smugglers" is an Australian slang*term*for men's tight-fitting Speedo-style swimwear. The 'lump in the front' apparently resembles a budgie when it is stuffed down the*front*of someone's shorts Sent from my Lenovo P2a42 using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelplus Posted March 11, 2018 #95 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Do not bring homework or study for a test. Nor don't expect to work via the slow connection to check in with work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keywest1 Posted March 11, 2018 #96 Share Posted March 11, 2018 "Budgie smugglers" is an Australian slang*term*for men's tight-fitting Speedo-style swimwear. The 'lump in the front' apparently resembles a budgie when it is stuffed down the*front*of someone's shorts Sent from my Lenovo P2a42 using Forums mobile app I always learn something new on CC :eek: My contribution: Don't call it a Mustard drill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimba2 Posted March 11, 2018 #97 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Don't fall in love or have an affair with a stranger (passenger or crew) ??? Is this an example of "Don't offer unsolicited advice?" or "Don't Force your morality on other passengers?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasonmom Posted March 11, 2018 #98 Share Posted March 11, 2018 I second this. Sent from my SM-J327R4 using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasonmom Posted March 11, 2018 #99 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Don't tell the owner of the phony service dog in a stroller that it is cute. This is what I second. I'll add don't make fun of those who have problems with technology [emoji4] . Sent from my SM-J327R4 using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tullers Posted March 11, 2018 #100 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Well I had to look this up since I have kept parrots over 30 years and am very interested in conservation. First thought was "why would someone smuggle a budgie? The only cost a few dollars." I can hardly breathe....there are no words. :') :eek: :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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