goofysmom99 Posted October 24, 2021 #2301 Share Posted October 24, 2021 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goofysmom99 Posted October 27, 2021 #2302 Share Posted October 27, 2021 I always preferred the English spelling of "diarrhea" which is "diarrhoea" because is really looks like you've lost control of your vowels. 🤓 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Traveling Man Posted October 28, 2021 #2303 Share Posted October 28, 2021 15 hours ago, goofysmom99 said: I always preferred the English spelling of "diarrhea" which is "diarrhoea" because is really looks like you've lost control of your vowels. 🤓 Now that's funny right there. I don't care who you are, that's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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39august Posted November 5, 2021 #2309 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Have you read this? It is about the end of world. A very depressing book. No joke about it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pitbull1130 Posted November 6, 2021 #2310 Share Posted November 6, 2021 2 hours ago, alibaba1 said: Funk that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
centurycruiser Posted November 10, 2021 #2311 Share Posted November 10, 2021 One day, while strolling down the boardwalk, Bill bumped into an old friend of his, Rob, from high school. “You look great Bill, how do you stay looking so young? Why you must be 60 already but you don’t look a day over 40!” Rob exclaimed. “I feel like I’m 40 too!” replied Bill. “That’s incredible” exclaimed Rob, “Does it run in the family? How old was your dad when he passed?” “Did I say he was dead?” asked Bill. “He’s 81 and is more active then ever. He just joined the neighborhood basketball team!” responded Bill. “Whoa! Well how old was your Grandfather when he died?” “Did I say he died” asked Bill. Rob was amazed. “He just had his 105th birthday and plays golf and goes swimming each day! He’s actually getting married this week!” “Getting married?!” Rob asked. If he’s 105, why on earth does he want to get married?! Bill looked at Rob and replied, “Did I say he wanted to?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare NanaChar Posted November 10, 2021 #2312 Share Posted November 10, 2021 Just something I found funny. This is the picture Cruise Critic has as the announcement that Richard Fain is stepping down from the head of Royal Caribbean Group. Then it talks about all the fun activities he has put on RC ships and all the RC ships he has brought to sea and the innovation of the RC ships. Only mention of Celebrity was the other lines that are under the RC Group. Ri Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny01 Posted November 10, 2021 #2313 Share Posted November 10, 2021 (edited) 9 hours ago, centurycruiser said: One day, while strolling down the boardwalk, Bill bumped into an old friend of his, Rob, from high school. “You look great Bill, how do you stay looking so young? Why you must be 60 already but you don’t look a day over 40!” Rob exclaimed. “I feel like I’m 40 too!” replied Bill. “That’s incredible” exclaimed Rob, “Does it run in the family? How old was your dad when he passed?” “Did I say he was dead?” asked Bill. “He’s 81 and is more active then ever. He just joined the neighborhood basketball team!” responded Bill. “Whoa! Well how old was your Grandfather when he died?” “Did I say he died” asked Bill. Rob was amazed. “He just had his 105th birthday and plays golf and goes swimming each day! He’s actually getting married this week!” “Getting married?!” Rob asked. If he’s 105, why on earth does he want to get married?! Bill looked at Rob and replied, “Did I say he wanted to?” Loved it so i told it to my wife and she just stared at me while I sat there giggling…….I think this is a ‘guy joke’. den Edited November 10, 2021 by Denny01 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goofysmom99 Posted November 16, 2021 #2314 Share Posted November 16, 2021 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the penguins Posted November 17, 2021 #2315 Share Posted November 17, 2021 On 10/27/2021 at 11:59 PM, goofysmom99 said: I always preferred the English spelling of "diarrhea" which is "diarrhoea" because is really looks like you've lost control of your vowels. 🤓 Hi Ruth, great thanks. Anita worked at a school and used to take the phone calls from parents explaining why their child wouldn't be at school that day. Not one child ever suffered from diarrhoea as she couldn't spell it. Geoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rare C-Dragons Posted November 25, 2021 Author #2317 Share Posted November 25, 2021 (edited) Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. Edited November 25, 2021 by C-Dragons 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korimako Posted November 27, 2021 #2318 Share Posted November 27, 2021 Do the United Arab Emirates broadcast 'The Flintstones'? Dubai doesn't, but Abu Dhabi do 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Denny01 Posted November 30, 2021 #2320 Share Posted November 30, 2021 This is an actual‘game’ advertised in a Holiday catelogue for kids. My daughter didn’t think it was funny when I told her I’d ordered it for our granddaughters. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarKay525 Posted November 30, 2021 #2321 Share Posted November 30, 2021 (edited) Edited November 30, 2021 by MarKay525 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stl82 Posted November 30, 2021 #2322 Share Posted November 30, 2021 The joke above about UPS, etc. reminded me of this old one: United Airlines pilot to control tower: Tower, this is United flight 1234. Would you please confirm the time? Tower to United 1234: United 1234, it is 10:22 and 24 seconds AM. Southwest pilot to control town: Tower, this is Southwest 456. Would you please confirm the time? Tower: Southwest 456, it is about 20 minutes after 10. TWA pilot to control tower: Tower this is TWA 2345. Would you please confirm the time? Tower: It's Tuesday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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centurycruiser Posted December 22, 2021 #2324 Share Posted December 22, 2021 I was looking forward to next year until I realized it is pronounced "2020, too!" 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelnap Posted December 22, 2021 #2325 Share Posted December 22, 2021 45 minutes ago, centurycruiser said: I was looking forward to next year until I realized it is pronounced "2020, too!" Thanks for reviving the thread, I missed the jokes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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