neverbeenhere

You want Professional American Football? That plays on Saturdays. (bitter fan)

New car when you reach Pinnacle. They say it’s a very rare Matchbox Brand. No fossil fuels needed to drive the car.

Pay the $4ish a bottle. Texas needs it.

Sales tax on drinks in Washington, Florida, California, New York, ... If you have a pre-purchased drinks package, no.

We've had to have Royal transfer bookings to different travel agent for non-contact. But, this isn't non-contact, this is I don't like the travel agent's response, I not sure Royal will strip the cruise for this reason. Better bring some more complaints to the story to help expedite a possible change.

There are a number of pain and pane quips available, but I will leave them. I, personally, have never received such a message.

We haven’t been on the Independence since the bulk of Covid ended, so I doubt none of my fine books are on the shelves. (Can’t sell them, got to dump them on ships) Lucky You.

The proper thing to do is to spend it on buying me drinks. Or at least buying drinks for fellow passengers.

Yes, you can use it as your deposit, but... The Royal gift cards I purchased in the past were a Royal pain in the ***. You have to book directly with Royal then transfer it to your travel agent. After a certain amount of time and prior to a certain amount of time. I'm sure some will say; "Not a big deal", but they weren't worth it for me. Also, Keep the card because if you have to cancel it is your receipt. (though they may keep a record on your account)

We tip per order as we have seen the bartender/staff change throughout a cruise.

As I always use Cleveland's, I don't distribute as many bills as some. I used to use Salmon P. Chase's but I was never sure how to say his first name, so I gave up on those bills. Wife make me get $ 5's. She says the strippers won't work for $ 1 anymore.

You want a Martini Menu? NO...... Grey Goose Martini at the Viking Crown, I'll see you at 7pm. (Make it with Tito's as an alternative)

Cut out the middle man. Order a bowl of melted butter with garlic and extra salt. No need for the baby lobster.

The reason to not take the Quantum is the stupid fuchsia “panda”on the ship. Other than that the Quantum is fine.

Given the amount of children aboard it’s a good thing the Icon is copyright protected from playing “It’s a small world”.

I’m sorry, I left my overalls at home by accident.

In 1977, notarization was required.

I really hope someone is going to write their “I’ll never cruise Royal again” manifesto. I’m in need of some good reading.

Talk to the chef, if all else fails.

You want comedy? Stay here on Cruise Critic. It probably won't be good comedy and some might not call it comedy, but the tips and chair hogs threads are coming soon.

Good update

Lyrics are great.

Ugh

For the first third of my life, I was very thin and I sank like a rock unless I was actively swimming. For the second two thirds, I bring enough body size that sinking hasn’t been an issue.

Bluegrass, where every song is the exact same beat with different lyrics.